Lauryn Goodman #18 Nobody puts Lauryn in the corner, moments away from a public disorder

[Belleboo]

Love how Sian is off to Annie's for a girly giggle, meanwhile boxroom, bunker, begging bowl begman doesn't even speak to her own sisters, bleeping mess she is.

Sorry I'm not my usual self and not posting much, I lost a very good friend suddenly yesterday, one of my day 1s in liaryn speak, I'm still processing this was a sudden illness not MH related or anything.

Liaryn is still a massive beg and she won't stay private for long, please sir can I have some more money

I’m so sorry about your friend, much love

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

How did caroon joolie manage to raise 3 girls who are basically scroungy tramps? All 3 have a goal in life to bag a footballer. Chloe seems to have used the money to actually set up a business but wtf!?

 

[4FoxAche]

How did caroon joolie manage to raise 3 girls who are basically scroungy tramps? All 3 have a goal in life to bag a footballer. Chloe seems to have used the money to actually set up a business but wtf!?

This! Kids are amazing and creative and wild. They have curiosity overflowing and interests everywhere. How do you stop all that instill that finding a rich husband is the only way to have a fulfilling life? Nothing else matters but men. Their interests, curiosity and sense of self all fade to nothing. Imagine if she'd have nurtured THEM and not dulled what little personality Lairyn ever had.

My oldest wants to be an inventor, an astronaut and the Prime Minister today. It changes daily but he has so much creativity and imagination that when he truly decides to do/be something he will do it. He has so many ideas and is so full of beans - why would you want to take that away and turn your kid into the potential spouse of someone successful? Let your children have their own talents and successes. bleeping hell.

On a lighter note my middle child knows exactly what they want to do when they grow up. "A builder but the ones who knock things down. Or blow them up." This aspiration has been with us for about 18-months now and we have set a clear rule that my house is off-limits for destruction.

 

[Lizzy 93]

Whilst we wait I have dug into the archives on the prowl it reeks of desperation (2018)
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Cringe
Cringe
Cringe
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They really really really are so desperate it makes me feel physically sick
They all stop at nothing to be a WAG and even still are not in the circle they desire
GH is the only fool Chloe could convince to go down on one knee
Sorry Chloe but you only appear decent because Lairen is an utter psychopath
MJ… I mean although she is seeming to have sense these days we all know she wants to be in the limelight
As for Lairen she told men she couldn’t conceive until one fool believed her
Tries her hardest to stay in the papers

I was thinking yesterday if she gave Juan her surname and just got on with things I would have 1% respect for her but Juan was nothing but a paycheque for her !

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Can someone add these to the Lauryn copying Annie section of the wiki? I can't do it because I don't have enough posts to qualify. Thanks xxView attachment 1130839View attachment 1130840
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Done

She doesn’t have the balls to do it at the same time.
The picture in pink above doesn’t qualify as Lairen technically did that first but what she did was when
sians sister posted Annie in the pink ( above)
this stupid cow reposted HERRRR Pic with Johnathan a few days later as if to imply Annie copies her.
Which we know is a lie and all these pictures people have posted prove

I added to the Wiki - did Lozza repost her one after she saw Annie’s? I’ll add a comment to that effect if she did but if someone found her pic after seeing Annie’s one, I’ll take it back out

 

[Jolie1988]

thank you lovelies.

Old Lozzy chops thinks she's being all mysterious by going private. U ok hun?

Do you think she had another shite day in court and Sian was off over to Annie's to celebrate and laugh at her.

The walls are caving in, get a job beggy

 

[N0s3yr0s3y]

Whilst we wait I have dug into the archives on the prowl it reeks of desperation (2018)
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This photo is so tacky & looks like it should’ve been taken in 1998 not 2018

 

[Lizzy 93]

Kate Ferdinands kid singing clearer at 1 than Kairo at nearly 2

Go on Lairen show me Kairo singing right now I’ve had enough of your mystery she cannot be at court everytime she goes silent she’s trolling us for sure

Goo on you freak show me your dirty bed sheets right fukin now !!!!

 

[TheLadyTea]

Done


I added to the Wiki - did Lozza repost her one after she saw Annie’s? I’ll add a comment to that effect if she did but if someone found her pic after seeing Annie’s one, I’ll take it back out

Thanks muchly, she did indeed repost it after seeing Annie's. On the very same day in fact

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Thanks muchly, she did indeed repost it after seeing Annie's. On the very same day in fact

Well on the Wiki it shall stay! I’ll add a wee note to say she went to the effort of digging it out after seeing Annie’s.

As an aside, it took me far too long to realise it was a tub of candy floss Annie had in her hand and not a pot of paint

Whilst we wait I have dug into the archives on the prowl it reeks of desperation (2018)
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Is that Lozza, Chloe and Carol Vorderman?

 

[projectstadium]

Love how Sian is off to Annie's for a girly giggle, meanwhile boxroom, bunker, begging bowl begman doesn't even speak to her own sisters, bleeping mess she is.

Sorry I'm not my usual self and not posting much, I lost a very good friend suddenly yesterday, one of my day 1s in liaryn speak, I'm still processing this was a sudden illness not MH related or anything.

Liaryn is still a massive beg and she won't stay private for long, please sir can I have some more money

Sending you love too!!

07:06 and Lauryn is missing.

Do we report her as a missing person? Her family are just thrilled for the quiet so haven't bothered yet.

She is probably trying to work out how to get on Insta without referencing Kyle, Annie, their kids and their families. She has no content without digs.

Definitely thinking things aren't going her way.

Fox, you shocked me. I read “she is probably trying to work” and couldn’t read further as I couldn’t believe my eyes

 

[Lizzy 93]

Wth will be on first page of recaps ?
Gonna have to write that;

Jelly is on a diet
Jelly went to brunch
Mrs Fox cooked up a storm
Jolie was on driving duties with mates
Jolie got covid
Lizzy did some work
LennyBriscoe started this wiki
RBegum and LucyMyers are incredibly quiet
Newbies coming in thick and fast
Loretta Rose makes Juan look like a new born
Lauren Goodger is still pregnant
Carron/Heidi/Juan are missing ?????????

 

[Jellybean093]

Wth will be on first page of recaps ?
Gonna have to write that;

Jelly is on a diet
Jelly went to brunch
Mrs Fox cooked up a storm
Jolie was on driving duties with mates
Jolie got covid
Lizzy did some work
LennyBriscoe started this wiki
RBegum and LucyMyers are incredibly quiet
Newbies coming in thick and fast
Loretta Rose makes Juan look like a new born
Lauren Goodger is still pregnant
Carron/Heidi/Juan are missing ?????????

Jelly is on a diet and jelly is on a brunch shows I have no restraint when it comes to losing the baby weight

We’ve still got 10 pages to go. She might come back singing like a canary

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

Another day, another post about how exhausting motherhood is LOL u should've thought about that before dropping your manky kegs loz!!!

 

[Lizzy 93]

Jelly is on a diet and jelly is on a brunch shows I have no restraint when it comes to losing the baby weight

We’ve still got 10 pages to go. She might come back singing like a canary

Pmsllllll I was supposed to write it the other way around because brunch was first in your defence

 

[Jellybean093]

Pmsllllll I was supposed to write it the other way around because brunch was first in your defence

It was well worth it and it was for my birthday, and diets are banned for at least a week either side

Man City are playing tomorrow. We won’t get stories til then

Here girls

Does she not realise these people she’s hiding from are already lurking and following her

I feel like this was a direct at us. I follow her and had no idea she was private, yet it’s been mentioned on here. If you follow, how do you know?

Mot sure how it’s her job. Not quite sure what she does apart from af links, and I’m pretty sure you can’t do them on private? She moans about being a mum and slates the baby daddy, she doesn’t ‘work’ through her Instagram. She is not an ‘influencer’ apart from where to get white Nike socks

 

[4FoxAche]

It was well worth it and it was for my birthday, and diets are banned for at least a week either side

Man City are playing tomorrow. We won’t get stories til then

Here girls

Does she not realise these people she’s hiding from are already lurking and following her

I feel like this was a direct at us. I follow her and had no idea she was private, yet it’s been mentioned on here. If you follow, how do you know?

Mot sure how it’s her job. Not quite sure what she does apart from af links, and I’m pretty sure you can’t do them on private? She moans about being a mum and slates the baby daddy, she doesn’t ‘work’ through her Instagram. She is not an ‘influencer’ apart from where to get white Nike socks

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You beat me too it.

Bless her claiming to have a job. Silly cow.

I mentioned that Kyle's legal team are probably watching her every move and she posts this... everyone already following you is already there. We post what she puts on here anyway so even if she removes the "stalker" accounts they can find it anyway. She is incredibly thick.

Considering deleting her account... yeah right if she can't post and boast about her designer tit and escort nights out in London they didn't really happen.

I am actually gutted she's back. Stupid witch face.

 

[4FoxAche]

@Lizzy 93 I'm also on a diet. It is not going well. Not sure who's worse me or Heidi. Waddling along with our stumpy legs. Life is hard. Insert the obligatory Lauryn sad face here.

 

[TrollLolLol]

So Insta is her “job” pretty sure she’s not paying for thousand pound coats, expensive beauty treatments like fillers, permanent make up etc with some crappy aff links to some basic socks! Or that her stupid Ali express jingle jangle bangles are raking it in.
So she’s gone private because Kyles lawyer is using her Insta to prove she’s using money she gets for Juan Kairo to fund her lifestyle. Which despite her crappy little indirects and that is exactly what she is doing!!! Get a bleeping job Lauren!!! Amelia is a massive twit but at least she has been to university and works alongside being an insufferable fame hungry dick. And Chloe has her own actual business. No wonder they are sick of her shite!!!

 

[Jellybean093]

You beat me too it.

Bless her claiming to have a job. Silly cow.

I mentioned that Kyle's legal team are probably watching her every move and she posts this... everyone already following you is already there. We post what she puts on here anyway so even if she removes the "stalker" accounts they can find it anyway. She is incredibly thick.

Considering deleting her account... yeah right if she can't post and boast about her designer tit and escort nights out in London they didn't really happen.

I am actually gutted she's back. Stupid witch face.

We will just have to screenshot for the sake of Kyles lawyers. They can read here for the funniest thread

High five to the diets. That makes 3 of us you, me and fatty boom boom Heidi

So Insta is her “job” pretty sure she’s not paying for thousand pound coats, expensive beauty treatments like fillers, permanent make up etc with some crappy aff links to some basic socks! Or that her stupid Ali express jingle jangle bangles are raking it in.
So she’s gone private because Kyles lawyer is using her Insta to prove she’s using money she gets for Juan Kairo to fund her lifestyle. Which despite her crappy little indirects and that is exactly what she is doing!!! Get a bleeping job Lauren!!! Amelia is a massive twit but at least she has been to university and works alongside being an insufferable fame hungry dick. And Chloe has her own actual business. No wonder they are sick of her shite!!!

Ah!! Forgot she sold her jingle jangles tatty bracelets
She doesn’t really push it a lot though