Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

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Jesus the amount of illness in that house! I’d imagine bubbagel with be following soon too! I sense a trip to the ospital, post for the gram and then moaning like fuck about how exhausted she is!
It's all the chemicals in the face, body, hair, nails, Turkish rug I'd bet and the low immunity being a sloth byg
 
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You reckon she'd be in trouble if people cared enough to report her to the ASA? She's lucky most of her followers are bots. She declares maybe one in twenty gifts or things she gets cheaper because she tags them

 
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What does ‘day 14 hours down’ mean?
We need a BYG dictionary. Also The Magic Coming.
Dearie me.
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Seriously, is anyone on here interested in anyone else's fireplace ?
If my sister said, Come and see my new fireplace, I'd be saying, You're ok, I'll meet you in Wetherspoons in an hour.
She fascinates me.
 
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Day 1, 4 hours down I reckon. But she's fucking illiterate, so who knows?
But wait! She's posted it on the SECOND day, not Day 1. And she's posted it round 2pm, so maybe she's referring to 14 hours into the day? Has our gel joined the forces?! I was born in Essix innit, but I was made on countless tanning beds, hair salons and back offices of dentists. I feel so much safer already!
 
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I am reporting her. She takes the piss. Hopefully they will do something.

Why are the company even putting a media wall in a rented property ffs? I hope the landlord sells and kicks her out.
 
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Why the fuck would you want a 6ft fish tank sizes fire place? Under a massive tv too. A chippy and a plasterer doing well out of idiots.
 
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Why the fuck would you want a 6ft fish tank sizes fire place? Under a massive tv too. A chippy and a plasterer doing well out of idiots.
It's the new chav fad. It'll be taken back out in a year. She's the 'numba won inflooenser'. When people with taste (aka tattlers) see those home decor monstrosities, were so horrified she influences us to definitely not do that.
 
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What does ‘day 14 hours down’ mean?
I read it as day 14 to start with. I mean if that’s all they’ve done in 2 weeks they need sacking But then again I realised how illiterate BYG is and how she never uses punctuation, so it lichrally could mean anything
 
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Day 14 hours down.
Day 2 I meant and 14 hours down.
Notwell.
The magic coming.
Wow it's coming.

How the Nobel Prize committee for literature has managed to overlook her for years at this point is a mystery to me

 
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