Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

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Stunning?
So stunning she has kept the wrapper on?
Like wee old ladies used to do with their three piece suites…
 

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Can’t wait to see her police mugshot with no filters. They won’t know who she is from her insta photos
 
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Can’t wait to see her police mugshot with no filters. They won’t know who she is from her insta photos
Our town used to have something called Pubwatch.
Banned from one, banned from them all.
I got a 3 month stretch for something ridiculous around 2012/2013.
My pal worked in one of the bars.
There was a list!
WITH MUGSHOTS!!

Myra Hindley eat your heart out.

I had a mugshot from something like 2006/7 & that’s what the bastards used.

The police camera don’t lie

100% candid / no filter !

Please someone leak this, us scrunchies are in sore need of some excitement
 
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Its as thin as BYG thinks she is, its hideous, I thought something had been spilt on the floor at first.
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It looked like Essicks had been hit by a minor earthquake that split the floor open
 
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Big Loz got gifted a nasty cheap rug
and piled on more weight for her body to lug!
 
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Loool classic Backgrid with her pouts and squat. Is this a feeble attempt for people to feel sorry for her? She’s so tragic.
 
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Hahaha. So this is all her new PR company can come up with??? Let’s get you in DM and pretend you look stressed while holding some racquet to make it look like your sporty and losing weight and then we can get you a weight loss deal (that no one will ever sponsor). We’re not buying it fatty!!! Show us the real deal
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Wow how embarrassing. This is awful
She’s getting desperate

 
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Don’t be so cynical! Our ‘gel HAD to do her trademark gorilla crouch as she was SO overwhelmed (babez) by passers-by telling her how GAWJUS she iz. Off to find a puddle she did (like a supermarket we need), so she could stare at herself to see if it was true. 🪞 It’s a burden being so, SO soff’… so bewful… so ‘lots of good attention.’

PS: I feel sorry for the tennis balls she’s going to pummel with those ham shanks disguised as arms.
 
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Christ I'm cringing for her. The 'acting skills' are straight out of a My Guy photostory (showing my age). SURELY there are better ways to earn a living
 
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