Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

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Wtf is that rug looks like a shredded plastic sheet
 
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What in the name of fuckery is this? It looks like an ice rink with cracks in it!
 
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Pick up the phone at minimum 2-3x/week? Is she insane? Newsflash, big gel, most people are busy working and parenting and don’t have time to listen to you whine about your sad life.
Just going to say this. What on earth does she think people do? Sit at home all day doing noffink? I have that thing called a JOB, I also care for my mum (who's 91) for 4-5 hrs every day as well as dealing with my own medical issues. When I actually stop I am too exhausted to sit on the phone listening to the same old, same old. ALL my friends are in this position. Nor do they want to hear me droning on about my busy life.
She's not a teenager wanting to gas and gab about anything and everything.
What must her conversations be like anyway? We saw this on Towie. 'I had a baby. I got a daughter. The Jim is my life.' Sit, Squat, Lipsmack, Eat, Repeat.
Or maybe 'you wanna buy a microwave?'
 
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I have friends I haven't spoken to this year. It's cool, we're still friends.
 
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But notice if they don't phone her regularly then they are not her friend. What about YOU, LOZZA phoning them. Proof it's all about you, you vile narcissistic lazy fucking cunt! No wonder nobody wants to know.
 
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Has LaBristow got another talent as well as darts by helping Loz change her old rug into the EastEnders map design x.....

Well done LaBristow, you've done well with the River Thames so far, keep up the good work x ..



 
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Looks like river Thames is running through it and look how thin and cheaply made it is. Minging
 
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I'm relieved to have spotted the squint or you'll miss it "gift" on that rug story, at least she didn't spend money on the ugly thing
 
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I'm relieved to have spotted the squint or you'll miss it "gift" on that rug story, at least she didn't spend money on the ugly thing
It had to be a gift as who in their right mind would pay actual money for that monstrosity! You’d have to pay me to have that in my house!
 
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That rug company are probably like phew it’s gone.
That was a sample they've had at the back of their warehouse for 30 years so when Lozza pops up wanting to grift a rug or two, well whats a company to do eh?
"Oh yes of course! We have the perfect rug that will match your decor superbly..........................Maa'aaam!" and off it to goes to Essicks!!
 
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Isn’t there also more of this beautiful rug rolled up by the patio door?!
Why is the design a lump of concrete with a massive crack.
She hasn’t stuck the rug down to the floor, u can see all the ripples in it, so impossible to hoover and trip hazard
 
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