Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g
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Medication she needs? I thought vaxeenz and 'big farma' were the devil's work according to Lozza??
Well only if you’re not unwell. If you are then it’s fine (because she is so thick she can’t remember what she stands for).
She's got arms like Biffa Bacon's mum out of Viz.
Unless Im mistaken, and I'm not qualified in the medical field, as our BIGGG lozzz is, with her regular professional advice, on using tanning beds to deter cancer, not wearing poisonous sunscreen, she probably uses high grade cooking oil, sunflower would be more in keeping with the healthier choice .... avoids eating Maci`ds, preferring those big family buckets at KFC instead, a much healthier option in lozza world ` of course `..... ` chikun iz ellffy ... init babez ` and despite being 98% plastic, she doesn't put any crap into her face/body
..... surely if a child so young has a temp of ` over 39 ` it should be straight to A & E .... this is something ` Dr mother earth ` should already know, seeing as she has so much medical knowledge, Dr Insta isn't that safe in these circumstance, but then again ` she's so private, she rarely posts tit on SM for the pity vote ` .... poor liddle widdle BIGGGG ` speacial ` BYG 
..... surely if a child so young has a temp of ` over 39 ` it should be straight to A & E .... this is something ` Dr mother earth ` should already know, seeing as she has so much medical knowledge, Dr Insta isn't that safe in these circumstance, but then again ` she's so private, she rarely posts tit on SM for the pity vote ` .... poor liddle widdle BIGGGG ` speacial ` BYG
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Even in her prime she was never very pretty!
Deffo not fortnum and masons ! More Kwick save vibes
Lozza's idea of medical care is 20 silk cut, an hour on the sunbed and a litre of lambrusco, followed by a Greggs.
Get ya fat arse out of bed then and go and get Laalwayssickly some Calpol. It man made but it reduce temprachure.
what happened to GYM ONLY MEDDISIN
Beautiful words. Lovely poem from BYG there.
That girl is always sickly according to Loz. She will be wanting one of her holisticbollocks followers to send her some crystal infused water or something for poor LagypseyRose
What is BYG going to do when Lala goes to school
. Hence the home school rubbish !
. Hence the home school rubbish !
Pansy Potter Strong Man’s Daughter
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sounds delightful where do I sign up?
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Ah yes, Nicola and Rhiannon (I think) Tried to make them like the Sims I guess but didn’t work as they all have tit personalities and are dickheads. Nicola and Lauren fell out due to “the pressures of fame”
but think they are mates again
sounds great tbf
Hellsbells 
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Be catching up later Love Pom
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Be catching up later Love Pom
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Buying clothes that fit would be a step in the right direction but duck me… and this is after a week of salads and non stop exercise?!Hellsbells
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Be catching up later Love Pom
I'm very flattered to see it in your post thank youThis thread has been dryer than the Sahara.
Lauren come on man!
Give us something to work with.
Imagine my glee when I was scrolling my photos and came across this cracker I screenshot of LaBristow…
Just what the doctor ordered
(Credit Pom obvs, hope you don’t mind me reposting it!)
xxxx and it's great how much it made you laugh and myself seeing it again lol 
xxxx.So according to Loz's essay... LaBristow is...."she full of beans"
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