Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

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Lauren come on man!
Give us something to work with.

Imagine my glee when I was scrolling my photos and came across this cracker I screenshot of LaBristow…
Just what the doctor ordered

(Credit Pom obvs, hope you don’t mind me reposting it!)
 

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I think she’s referring to the daily fail pics and she’s realised what a fat cunt she is! She’s not private in the slightest, she posts every god damn thing for the world to see!
 
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In the wild photos courtesy of the daily fail

First - how she sees herself
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And how she actually looks
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This fucking annoys me

I’m sorry but if you walk about OUTSIDE in broad daylight dressed like a badly packed kebab you can’t complain about people seeing you.

Put
It
Away



Buy clothes the correct size …!
 
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I think she's seen the pics in the DM and she's having a pity party. And she's throwing in Lorena again for sympathy. She's such a cunt.
. She did the same thing last time she got papped in the wild. She went on about mental health and blamed DM. I was expecting some post like this today.

and if she’s writing a post like that, why lie and say she’s at the gym everyday. That only recently like last couple of weeks.
Talk about trying to drum up sympathy for herself because she just got caught being the biggest catfish out there.
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“Worst day ever” ….
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Wow thought she’s had worst
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And then tomorrow she’ll show her at playcentre supposedly spreading germs.
 
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I think she’s referring to the daily fail pics and she’s realised what a fat cunt she is! She’s not private in the slightest, she posts every god damn thing for the world to see!
I agree. Thought she might be doing one of those “pre-DVD pap shoots” and then realised I’m showing my age as those don’t exist anymore. Christ, do you remember those? Dance yourself Slim with Janice from Coronation Street. Wild.

Anyway, after that post, she is obviously not happy with the Mail and realised she can’t pull “bad angles” for the millionth time….i don’t mean this cruelly but does not look good, not just the body but I think she actually looks quite unwell.
 
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She’s sulking about the pics big time. Also, Larose probably doesn’t have a temperature. She’ll have been hot cos it’s a been a hot day. Silly billy.
 
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I think she’s referring to the daily fail pics and she’s realised what a fat cunt she is! She’s not private in the slightest, she posts every god damn thing for the world to see!
Yeah remember that grim time, when she said she basically stuck her finger up larose bum coz she was sooo constipated , but she’s soooooo private
But had to post a story and tell her thick planks of followers that, coz it certainly what everyone needed to hear
 
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I had the Jade Goody dance workout. At the time I babysat. My charge and I used to do it and be doubled over laughing
 
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So she's had the worst day ever but still has the time to write an essay for Instagram
 
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She's totally allowed to be grieving still but the whole thing about "not having had time" to process Lorena's death, as if she had to go straight back to work afterwards like many grieving parents, is bollox. She goes on all the time about Lactose helping to get her through the grief, so which one is it? Plus this obsession with her being "so strong" winds me up. Strong how, exactly?

Also, is it just me or is Lactose sick every other week according to Loz?

*Edited to add, my phone autocorrects Larose to Lactose and I'm going with it
 
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So she's had the worst day ever but still has the time to write an essay for Instagram
She’s fuming. And now posted this as if to say DM isn’t real but her “reel” is real.
So even though she’s going through so much, her vanity is making her post the fake again.

 
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Is she trying to convince people that the pap photos weren't real or something? She seems to be in full counterstrike mode since the release, I'm starting to doubt my own words, maybe she didn't call the pap after all?


 
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Hysterical. Does she honestly think people are going to look at her filtered to fuck photo reel that she has saved from her photoshop app and believe that is the real BYG and those pesky paps at the daily mail just happened to lurk outside the gym waiting for her. Then what? They ran back to the office and added 4 stone on the original shot!

Lozza you bellend! We all know you called the paps and no one and I mean no one believed those saved photos on your story are you! We’ve seen you on Towie ffs give it up
 
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What in the actual fuck
 
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