Lauren Goodger #92 Big fat Loz goes back on telly and uses her bags to hide her belly!

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GalGal

GalGal

DCI Jack Logan said:
So I’m quite confused here and I admit I’ve never seen the show and only know what I’ve learned on these threads,but I thought Towie was scripted so surely Marks character was to be a complete hole treat Lauren quite badly and her character was to be the down trodden girl friend who everyone felt sorry for but also wanted her to grow a pair of balls and tell him to get to duck. Or I’m I just completely wrong help me make sense of it all 🤷‍♀️
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It wasn’t scripted, ‘structured reality’ was the expression used at the time. They are real people and these are their real reactions. The producers might have set scenes up etc but they didn’t have lines.
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ohcomeon99 said:
I cannot for the life of me find the video clip of what has kept me interested for years. It’s basically Lauren kicking off at Mark and I think Sam in Sugarhut, I’m sure it was first series.

Lauren, screaming across the bar “Your all just muggy little cunts” followed by Arg, moron that he is, shouting “Go on Lauren” (Mark sneering in the background, obviously

That has become a Roman Empire for me 😂 I know it seems tame today but at the time, it was pretty iconic.

It also goes to show she isn’t such a shrinking violet herself. She ended up in so much conflict and bullying other women over that man and for what? I don’t know why she doesn’t go and heal. It concerns me how she pays for her lifestyle with no real income, makes me wonder what she offers on her OF to sustain a lifestyle (and that’s not a dig, I just struggle to see how she can make ends meet)
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You’re right is the first episode, it’s on YouTube. Lauren was caked in makeup and chewing some revolting gum but looked good in the silver dress. A mere waif compared to the woman she is today.
I do think Mark really fucked her up but she’s not done much better without him.
 
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GalGal said:
It wasn’t scripted, ‘structured reality’ was the expression used at the time. They are real people and these are their real reactions. The producers might have set scenes up etc but they didn’t have lines.
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This was my impression too. And remember that BYG can’t even remember how to spell her daughter’s name so learning lines would be totally beyond her capabilities and that of many of the others who appear not to be very bright.

TOWIE and Love Island are both shows I can’t watch because I can’t stand listening to thick people witter on. It makes me cringe that looks are seen as the most important thing and they don’t care that they’re thick as mince. I’d be embarrassed. Of course BYG is the same, her favourite aspect of her child is her hair 🙄
 
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Jackie Brown

Jackie Brown

orangehead said:
The way she writes reminds me of this.
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Yes, if she wants to sound like an extra from Planet of the Apes, then she's doing a grand job.
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ohcomeon99 said:
Do you miss the singing? Frank Sinatra lives…..bless him, I think that’s why I used to feel sorry for him and think he was harmless, first time I heard him sing on TOWIE, I was mortified for him.
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Oh my god...Arg sounds like a drain when he sings. So bad. And he seems to get quite a few bookings for him and the Arg band.
 
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Sunnydaze101

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Preschool at 3??? Wow mutha of the year said she would never leave her child with anyone. Isn’t it mandatory at age 5 to send kids to school? she couldn’t even wait till she turned 3. What happened to home schooling??? Did she quit that already?
 
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Nosymum

My little one goes to nursery but will be home educated, only 2 mornings a week at nursery and that ends come July. I don’t believe for a second she will
Home educate though it’s too much work plus how can for teach when she’s academically at the same level!
 
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hayleybaby

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Sunnydaze101 said:
Preschool at 3??? Wow mutha of the year said she would never leave her child with anyone. Isn’t it mandatory at age 5 to send kids to school? she couldn’t even wait till she turned 3. What happened to home schooling??? Did she quit that already?
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I think he probably means nursery. She is 2 1/2 so would probably be in the pre school room. Which is usually from 2 1/2 - 3 until they leave for school. La’Bristow could be eligable for funding so BYG is probably taking her up on it so she can concentrate on her porn career and her more blowdries whole moaning she’s constantly exhausted.
 
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Jackie Brown

Jackie Brown

Nursery is the best place for that child. She stands half a chance now being surrounded by her peers and early years educators.
 
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bignellie

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Jackie Brown said:
Yes, if she wants to sound like an extra from Planet of the Apes, then she's doing a grand job.
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Oh my god...Arg sounds like a drain when he sings. So bad. And he seems to get quite a few bookings for him and the Arg band.
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only from his mate elliott at his restaurant filled with old girls who want to dance with him (think grab a granny) at the place they insist on saying is in marbella, but its about 20 miles away!
 
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orangehead

Sunnydaze101 said:
Preschool at 3??? Wow mutha of the year said she would never leave her child with anyone. Isn’t it mandatory at age 5 to send kids to school? she couldn’t even wait till she turned 3. What happened to home schooling??? Did she quit that already?
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Homeschooling? What? How? Oh! Do you mean LaBaby will be homeschooling Lauren? Because that’s the only way anyone in that house would be learning anything.
 
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can not not help meself and use the strongest filters known to mankind

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What would she even do without filters? She seems completely dependent on them?

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PerfectlyOrganisedMess

Jujujulia95 said:
can not not help meself and use the strongest filters known to mankind

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What would she even do without filters? She seems completely dependent on them?

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Sounding like a Thai lady boy with 2nd language English!
Me lady, me sell boobies, my pouts you money

The size of her hand vs the skinny face, the top of the shower (top left) bending. There’s nobody in that house to teach her daughter the difference between they, their and there - and she wants to homeschool?! IF, and a big IF, she evens reads to her, given her terrible pronunciation and lack of knowledge on 95% of English language, this kid will grow up sounding a bit slow I’m afraid. I’ve seen it with others. These people aren’t “slow” but they’re making themselves, by not reading a book, Educating themselves in anyway, just pouting, editing and walking around with fartier so tight it’s stopping their blood circulating and perhaps having an effect on oxygen to THEIR brains (see how it’s used Loz). Not having to go to work and interact with normal people just begging for tit freebies and being mates with whatever that thing is she keeps posting. These peoples brains are not being used and are slowly dying.
Unless it’s on tiktok or IG our Lozza ain’t reading it!!
It’s such a bad influence for a kid to be around, Labistrow will be just saying “like, literallllllli, babbzz,OMigawdd”

lol autocorrect changing Lozza to pizza 😂
 
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