Looks like Lauren is trying to shop herself into Amy Childs
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Oh dear !
Apologies for the confusion I was meaning Lauren & Ch’arg.
Their boat name = L’arg!!
Don’t think he’s ever coming back
As for actual Arg - he’s done nae bad considering he makes an arse of crooning old Sinatra tunes for a living
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What happened to home school?
I thought we were home schooling?
I am so disappointed !!
Crushed.
LaBristow got expelled, apparently she told head teacher Lozza that she looked like the fat treble chinned cousin of her bafta winning muvva that she only sees on Instagram. So BYG's sending her to school to learn some techniques that she could never master, like spelling.Oh dear !
Apologies for the confusion I was meaning Lauren & Ch’arg.
Their boat name = L’arg!!
Don’t think he’s ever coming back
As for actual Arg - he’s done nae bad considering he makes an arse of crooning old Sinatra tunes for a living
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What happened to home school?
I thought we were home schooling?
I am so disappointed !!
Crushed.
I can’t not not can not cannot help me brown hair back
I see BFL wasn’t invited to Harry Derbidge’s party. Invitation was a low bar, even Sophie from GS got in. Cue some crappy quote about how she is such a homebody now…..
Oooooo 0.5 has a new girlfriend ! The old extensions will be going back in soon.
I agree! I actually feel happy that little girl gets out of the home and meets other kids and grownups.
I watched last Sundays towie on itv x yesterday, admittedly I was working whilst watching but I didn’t see BYG once, did she speak? I was thinking had they cut her scene from itv x!
She appeared for about 5 mins as a mediator for Harry and Junaid. She mostly pouted. I didn't see her at the cowboy party.
Oh yeah, and she also commented about Junaid always ordering food for her because he makes good choices or something like that. I feel she’s trying to hint that if it wasn’t her choice to eat the crap she does, it doesn’t count. She also mentioned in her second appearance that she only ever drinks sparkling water these days. And last but not least, all 3 appearances have started with.. yeah I’m a mum now (as if no one knew) 
LaRose is her whole identity, mainly because she has no discernible skills, talents or achievements of her own.Oh yeah, and she also commented about Junaid always ordering food for her because he makes good choices or something like that. I feel she’s trying to hint that if it wasn’t her choice to eat the crap she does, it doesn’t count. She also mentioned in her second appearance that she only ever drinks sparkling water these days. And last but not least, all 3 appearances have started with.. yeah I’m a mum now (as if no one knew)
Sheesh yet again! 
Unwelcome guests. Embarrassing. I think they’re both blocked from Sheesh Instagram too because they don’t follow them but yet tag them into their posts weekly. Cringe!!
Ooh the not so subtle quotes have started
. Is she feeling inadequate about going backwards in life and trying to justify her existence ??? She ain’t got much of a challenge if she’s competing with herself!!
You not same. Me have brain, me goal free blow dry, eat Sheesh, bubba gel have hair, can’t not have ambition..
Christ even junaid can put it away can’t he 
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