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Michelle and Lauren must the two most significant relationships of Marks life and they’re soooo different!God, if I was Lauren I'd be doing more than Herbalife if my ex fella was with Michelle Keegannil by mouth mate
How dare you leave Sam squinty eyes out
And MeckHow dare you leave Sam squinty eyes out
I can’t believe you’re all forgetting about the fit models in Miami, he mentioned them in his engagement party speech so they must be very significant 
How could I forget meck!!
Yeah well obviously Marks an absolute babe magnet who’s had absolutely loads and loads of women and I couldn’t possibly list them all or I’d be here all night. As per previous post Lauren as a long term girlfriend and childhood sweetheart and Michelle as a wife appear to be the two most significant relationships.
I remember the Sam, Lucy, Lauren nonsense of towie series one well and it was actually one of the only times I watched and enjoyed towie.
I remember the Sam, Lucy, Lauren nonsense of towie series one well and it was actually one of the only times I watched and enjoyed towie.
Have we seen this angle before?
edit: over on https://www.hawtcelebs.com/lauren-g...-2024-at-landmark-hotel-in-london-03-22-2024/
I could lichrally see every freckle on her stomach, but somehow the quality isn’t as good when I post here
edit: over on https://www.hawtcelebs.com/lauren-g...-2024-at-landmark-hotel-in-london-03-22-2024/
I could lichrally see every freckle on her stomach, but somehow the quality isn’t as good when I post here
She’s huge! Is that jewellery real? It’s Van Cleef &Arpels and Cartier.
Real jewellery, yes - from the exquisitely exclusive brands Fartier and Van Queef, sold predominantly via a very underground website called DH Gate.
I think more likely to be Le DH Gate-ier
Who holds their handbag like that?
It looks so awkward Trying to hide the extra weight that she normally shaves off with filters Loser
I have literally never seen anyone dress worse than her in my entire life! She’s either in clingy black stuff or wrapped up like a Xmas tree! Everything she wears just extenuates what a fat porker she is! 
It’s fine to be that size if you own it. She could dress elegantly and appropriately for her age and size…… but doesn’t 
. We need that snog marry avoid program back on telly!
. We need that snog marry avoid program back on telly!We've seen the mountains of old clothes she still has, I think she has the mindset that she'll lose the weight and get back to her 2020 body (seen below), which was, I'd guess, a size 12-14 maybe. And so she refuses to buy nice things for her current body (size 16-18?), so it's all just cheap, flammable Shein stuff.
I also believe she lichrally does not want to look classy and put together as she thinks it won't attract men and is thus futile. She seems quite hyper sexualised and like her only worth is through men lusting after her.
Also found this absolute gem of a head transplant while looking for the pics above:
I also believe she lichrally does not want to look classy and put together as she thinks it won't attract men and is thus futile. She seems quite hyper sexualised and like her only worth is through men lusting after her.
Also found this absolute gem of a head transplant while looking for the pics above:
Ahh I love a good BYG at petral stayshun shot 
Bewful!
Bewful!
Must ask her how she has grown her chin into a point. Could be handy for puncturing the lids of corn cans.
I think Saf from Towie dresses really well for her shape and size. She also looks comfortable in what she wearsIt’s fine to be that size if you own it. She could dress elegantly and appropriately for her age and size…… but doesn’t
This ain’t Texas …….. state of her
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