‘From duffed up to upduffed. Weee wanna beee togevva. Featurin my first a dot’ coming soon to a Take a Break near you
Lauren Goodger #83 Free zoo trips for the exposure, someone put silverback Loz back in her enclosure! 🦍
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Just thrown my breakfast up 
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Oh FFS! Whose face is has she borrowed now?!Just thrown my breakfast up
Good God, what a sight! Look at the different sized legs and yet another face! 
The delusions of grandeur are off the scale with Loz.. she really does seem to think she’s so desirable & stunning. I bet she’s the type even popping into Tescos and happens to catch a guy’s eye will automatically think he fancies her.Good God, what a sight! Look at the different sized legs and yet another face!
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I think she needs to set up a new project for toddlers learning to speak. Learn with Lozza!
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Jeeeeeezzzzz she looks like a fat pretzelJust thrown my breakfast up
It’s bleeping breakfast time and she posts that. FML. It’s so ugly. She been dunked in some brown tit??
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Maybe she’s trying to reach out to guys who have a fetish for tree trunks in stockings
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Maybe she’s trying to reach out to guys who have a fetish for tree trunks in stockings
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That photo is grim. She really is pig ugly and as sexy as dog tit.
Just NOO .... imagine the stench 
Not surprising though ... halfwit is probably in her ear 24/7 trying to keep her sweet, keep her onside ... ` you're stunning ... sexy ... most bewwful youngest BYG out there, no one like you ... sooo beewwful, such a babe .... blahh blahhh ` ... while he clicks away with his phone
Just nasty
Not surprising though ... halfwit is probably in her ear 24/7 trying to keep her sweet, keep her onside ... ` you're stunning ... sexy ... most bewwful youngest BYG out there, no one like you ... sooo beewwful, such a babe .... blahh blahhh ` ... while he clicks away with his phone
Just nasty
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Why would she have a mould spore painted on one nail?
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Ark at her putting that sticker over half the photo thinking it’s alluring people to her OF page. She’s probably the only creator where people are grateful she covered half off herself up. She’s copied ronseal Amy with her tan I see !Just NOO .... imagine the stench
Not surprising though ... halfwit is probably in her ear 24/7 trying to keep her sweet, keep her onside ... ` you're stunning ... sexy ... most bewwful youngest BYG out there, no one like you ... sooo beewwful, such a babe .... blahh blahhh ` ... while he clicks away with his phone
Just nasty
Why is her leg leg / arm so much bigger than her right?
Her legs are bleeping massive in that photo compared to her head, and we know that her head is like a satellite dish so how big must her legs be.......
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Is it the asfetics training in Manchester today? 
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Anyone want to take bets?
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What on earth are they putting in that forehead to pump it up so much??
Step away Loz, your forehead is on another scale entirely. Buckets of filler and a hydraulic crane still wouldn't sort it out.
And please, what's the nail dot all about? Is it literally a dot of varnish? Surely not.
A tiny tat? I'm so confused.
(I had migraine Botox yesterday and I'm exhausted, 39 injections. Oh btw Loz, there's no numbing involved, straight in, forehead, back of head, shoulders, all of it. You should try it sometime.
Please help some of lozland make sense!!)
Step away Loz, your forehead is on another scale entirely. Buckets of filler and a hydraulic crane still wouldn't sort it out.
And please, what's the nail dot all about? Is it literally a dot of varnish? Surely not.
A tiny tat? I'm so confused.
(I had migraine Botox yesterday and I'm exhausted, 39 injections. Oh btw Loz, there's no numbing involved, straight in, forehead, back of head, shoulders, all of it. You should try it sometime.
Please help some of lozland make sense!!)
she’ll be booking in for 100ml filler before the week is out, then. Good god whatever will they come up with next!
blimey @Crowbag that sounds awful. BFL could have done it for you in 1 massive injection, she is medikly traaained ya know....
And why is her head so tiny in comparison? Another Photoshop fail.Why would she have a mould spore painted on one nail?
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Ark at her putting that sticker over half the photo thinking it’s alluring people to her OF page. She’s probably the only creator where people are grateful she covered half off herself up. She’s copied ronseal Amy with her tan I see !
Her calf is bigger than her head!!
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