Lauren Goodger #83 Free zoo trips for the exposure, someone put silverback Loz back in her enclosure! 🦍

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blimey @Crowbag that sounds awful. BFL could have done it for you in 1 massive injection, she is medikly traaained ya know....
I know, I am a fool.
Why oh why I don't go to Loz I don't know! 😁

(It's a stingy process but I'm always determined not to scream OH YOU FEKKER FRED, THAT HUUUURRRTS!
plus it's definitely helping the migraines so it's worth it.
I don't actually know how many injections cosmetic Botox involves, any ideas folks?)
 
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I know, I am a fool.
Why oh why I don't go to Loz I don't know! 😁

(It's a stingy process but I'm always determined not to scream OH YOU FEKKER FRED, THAT HUUUURRRTS!
plus it's definitely helping the migraines so it's worth it.
I don't actually know how many injections cosmetic Botox involves, any ideas folks?)
4 from what I remember, for between the brows but I haven’t had it for years cos I don’t actually have any lines there 😂 I was a dick in my twenties
 
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How does anyone think this is sexy?

Thank god the heart is there!
I love how she isn't even in the same room as the bed she's supposedly sitting on.
It doesn't have a dent in it (Loz is completely zero gravity) or any depth.

Ah apologies Loz.
You're on your shelf arse aren't you.
Therefore hovvering at least six inches above the bed, and jutting two foot forwards.
Silly me.
 
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I know, I am a fool.
Why oh why I don't go to Loz I don't know! 😁

(It's a stingy process but I'm always determined not to scream OH YOU FEKKER FRED, THAT HUUUURRRTS!
plus it's definitely helping the migraines so it's worth it.
I don't actually know how many injections cosmetic Botox involves, any ideas folks?)
Really interested in this (thread derail, please scroll past). I had cosmetic botox once and it was the only thing that stopped my headaches. I didn't realise you could have as a treatment on the NHS.

I reckon I had 10 injections when it was cosmetic, we went round my eyes too.
 
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Really interested in this (thread derail, please scroll past). I had cosmetic botox once and it was the only thing that stopped my headaches. I didn't realise you could have as a treatment on the NHS.

I reckon I had 10 injections when it was cosmetic, we went round my eyes too.
You need to have tried three previous treatments on the NHS with no success. I was then given occipital nerve blocks by neurology (injections into the head, they are quite painful and you can hear the liquid go in!).

Then they offer Botox, and ask you to keep a headache diary, with checks and repeat injections every three months. This was my third session.
Rather a lot of injections, forehead, temples, back of head, shoulders, neck, but it's quick.
They ask you to rest for a couple of days, and I'm usually clobbered for a week (but I have other serious health issues).

I still get migraines most days but they're shorter and easier to manage, definitely an improvement.
I started with neurology because I had such a bad migraine with aura that they thought I'd had a stroke, then amongst all the tests found I also had a small tumour. I'm very well looked after.

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Apologies all for being off topic, but migraines are so debilitating this information might help a few people. No need for replies.

Right.
Loz.
Tell me more about the tiny dot you seem to have made on a nail, I'm still intrigued.
When I say intrigued I mean not at all interested.
Except for one burning question - why?
Is it a borstal spot to remind you of imprisoned past loves?
 
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I found some old pics of Chaz working at the Crossroads Motel 😄 x

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Here he is trying to sell some items to people in pre internet days lol ...

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OMG that last photo 🤣 imagine having to sit opposite her and all you can see are her fat tits hanging out! Plus - the jawline, WTF?
 
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Latest IG story, looks like she's after a free rug wash. Interpret that as you will Scrunchies!
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Can someone post her top 5 worst ‘in the wild’ pics. I could do with a laugh:m
Ohh, so many but some of my faves are from her pregacy era: (sorry there are 6 but last one doesn't count as we can't see her soft bewful fizzog)

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just love the nipple on the arse in this shot!

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I know, I am a fool.
Why oh why I don't go to Loz I don't know! 😁

(It's a stingy process but I'm always determined not to scream OH YOU FEKKER FRED, THAT HUUUURRRTS!
plus it's definitely helping the migraines so it's worth it.
I don't actually know how many injections cosmetic Botox involves, any ideas folks?)
I don’t think it’s as many as Botox for migraines I have that too it’s amazing! It does hurt tho like you say lol
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Latest IG story, looks like she's after a free rug wash. Interpret that as you will Scrunchies!
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Ohh, so many but some of my faves are from her pregacy era: (sorry there are 6 but last one doesn't count as we can't see her soft bewful fizzog)

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just love the nipple on the arse in this shot!

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My fave wild pic 😂😂😂
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Hahaha I forgot that she takes massive strides when she walks and now I’m laughing about it all over again. She’s so random
 
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