This is like when people order a dress for 35p from SheIn or similar then complain that it looks nothing like the photos in the adverts.
Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon
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So it seems the company that made that outfit also dress Big Loz’s new mate and sex toy shopping partner Charlotte Kirk
The skirt reminds me of a half petticoat. I just can’t see anything with an elasticated waist as being particularly events worthy. Think the bum implants have defo been removed at long last.
The skirt reminds me of a half petticoat. I just can’t see anything with an elasticated waist as being particularly events worthy. Think the bum implants have defo been removed at long last.
The outfit is cheap, very badly made, unflattering, naff.
In other words it's pure Loz.
If the likes of Laureen and Nick Knowles are seen as inspirational to women it's just offensive. Two utter pieces of desperate tit.
What a chavvy tacky event.
So Loz.
Explain the difference between your photos and the others please.
Wind machines again?
You want to be an influencer, then explain why you're touting lies from the first moment of your, ahem, rebrand.
Ps personally I think she looks an absolute mess. I can't see anything pretty about her. I can't see a single good thing about the outfit. It doesn't suit her. She looks a total prat as usual.
And I think she still has the arse shelf implants, but they've been repositioned.
They looked like they'd flipped over recently and drooped, and tonight it looks like they've been turned the right way again. And lifted. Maybe smaller, but they still look like implants.
I now hate myself for examining lozza's arse.
In other words it's pure Loz.
If the likes of Laureen and Nick Knowles are seen as inspirational to women it's just offensive. Two utter pieces of desperate tit.
What a chavvy tacky event.
So Loz.
Explain the difference between your photos and the others please.
Wind machines again?
You want to be an influencer, then explain why you're touting lies from the first moment of your, ahem, rebrand.
Ps personally I think she looks an absolute mess. I can't see anything pretty about her. I can't see a single good thing about the outfit. It doesn't suit her. She looks a total prat as usual.
And I think she still has the arse shelf implants, but they've been repositioned.
They looked like they'd flipped over recently and drooped, and tonight it looks like they've been turned the right way again. And lifted. Maybe smaller, but they still look like implants.
I now hate myself for examining lozza's arse.
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Urgh! Her eyebrows look like 2 big hairy slugs
Just no.
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I don’t like that outfit, but I actually think she looks really good, she’s definitely lost weight!
What an awful outfit for a relaunch. It was handmade couture… bloody awfulShe's doing a rebrand so deleted it all. Today is the launch
Her face looks so much better without the crappy photoshop.
I just spat my cup of tea out at that last pic
Thank you all for the lovely and also funny comments Love from Pom
xxx.She looks like a crappy Cludeo piece
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An Elephant
somewhere is missing it’s legs.
I got a bit distracted on those award pics by Nick Knowles girlfriend. What is going on with her eyes? 
. Is a tiger coming towards her 
. Is a tiger coming towards her 
bleeping hell that event looks dull.
I’ve been to more riveting CII (insurance) dinners
she can’t even wink properly - she’s the equiv of a Wish human. She is genuinely a failure at life.
I reckon she googled Mark Wrights wife for inspo but had £2.95 for a budget
and she’s still a fat bleep - lumps everywhere. She’s like raw egg mixture before a kitchenaid mixer works it’s magic
I’ve been to more riveting CII (insurance) dinners
she can’t even wink properly - she’s the equiv of a Wish human. She is genuinely a failure at life.
I reckon she googled Mark Wrights wife for inspo but had £2.95 for a budget
and she’s still a fat bleep - lumps everywhere. She’s like raw egg mixture before a kitchenaid mixer works it’s magic
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What a relaunch Loz! Back with a bang! In a shiny, shapeless, elasticated waist petticoat & of course a crop top.
And can't even make the effort to spell the hotel or the awards ceremony correctly, as per.
Can someone tell me the point of making out she's 'relaunching' when she still filters & photoshops herself to oblivion? That carpet is definitely not looking straight in the picture she posted.
So actually nothing's changed at all has it Loz? Still selling microwaves off the back of a van.
And can't even make the effort to spell the hotel or the awards ceremony correctly, as per.
Can someone tell me the point of making out she's 'relaunching' when she still filters & photoshops herself to oblivion? That carpet is definitely not looking straight in the picture she posted.
So actually nothing's changed at all has it Loz? Still selling microwaves off the back of a van.
I think she has deleted her "relaunch" photo's from her Instagram. I am sure she posted a photo and a video last night. Maybe the "real" pictures the Daily Mail have posted have actually managed to make her realise how ridiculous the filtered photo's look.
Tattle got receipts though
As alwaysTattle got receipts though
I clicked on the event’s IG link to see how legit it is, sorry if it has any genuine clout but it comes across like a vanity project. Clunky paragraphs with spelling mistakes. Manages to make their point about what an inspiring woman is, but the likes of BYG don’t fit the bill.
Maybe someone wrangled BYG an invite so she could see what she should really be aiming towards and be inspired herself. But no, her massive ego has taken it to mean her very attendance means she is inspirational.
Maybe she deleted the grid posts once she realised she was only there as a guest, not to accept an award
Maybe someone wrangled BYG an invite so she could see what she should really be aiming towards and be inspired herself. But no, her massive ego has taken it to mean her very attendance means she is inspirational.
Maybe she deleted the grid posts once she realised she was only there as a guest, not to accept an award
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