Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

[UndeclaredAd]

These are what big gal reminds me off
There is one more and for the life of me I can’t think who it is
It’s a cartoon character I’m sure and there face is all rolled out flat
First I thought it was flat man from beetle juice but it wasn’t it’s so annoying

The moon off the mighty boosh

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

And now the Beast has had a grifted blow-dry at home so she can sit on her fat arse with straight hair to watch TV. Muppet.

 

[Notredamn]

Here we go again!

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Because she had big plans to 'reinvent' herself but has already failed massively with her grotesque appearance at the 'Inspiration Awards' where she put up heavily photoshopped pics on her grid post but the red tops printed some great 'in the wild' shots and the Beast of Chigwell took them back down again. All photos on here a few pages back!

She is insane. Not in the ‘wow babes u look insane’ way. Mad as a box full of frogs. Bankrupt of shame to think anyone would look at that and think a.) corrr! and b.) yeah saw her the other day, she looks just like that.

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

what has she put on the bread? Pus?

OMG

 

[Notredamn]

I’d have picked the soft n pretty nomination but the way she made herself sound even more of a complete twat, in the vlogging bollocks post really pushes the envelope. Absolute thicko

 

[hayleybaby]

Omg I’m in stitches at this pic of him, he looks like a BN biscuit!

Winner of funniest comment regarding photo! That made me crease

 

[Pennylope26]

The way she is always putting old pictures of herself does make you wonder if she regrets what she’s done to her face etc

 

[troutpout69]

Even my husband says .5 has murderers eyes and pissed himself laughing at the turkey teef!

 

[Intoxicating]

My first event in two years! So glad to be welcomed into the Labdmark Hotel for the inspirational women’s awards

I absolutely pmsl that Superdrug commented “ well done Lauren”

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

“Brand new” bracelet up for sale for her mate Chloe Henny…. So it’s really brand new and never worn???

Those leggings are up for sale too, doubtless they will turn up on the Jumbly of Doom very soon....

 

[Clickbait]

NEW THREAD SUGGESTION
#82 Come out come out wherever you are and show us whose face you’ve stole

I find that Scrunchies are really keen on rhyming title threads so maybe you could recraft this?

Imagine if she’s done some kind of Face/Off manoeuvre

 

[Chi4]

Pair of munters

 

[Philimena cunk]

So she was with Khloe Kardashian in Vegas but Drake was hitting on HER? Think I found a pic of the night in question…

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He probably was wearing his beer/weed goggles that night .

 

[cc30]

Saw this today.

Another shot at Towie perhaps?

 

[troutpout69]

Haven’t a scooby what this is for her tea, but it looks big, cheesy and unhealthy

 

[troutpout69]

Her face is set in Permapout mode.

I’m not sure she can move her facial muscles into a smile with all the botox and fillers!

 

[wrongturn]

Used before but feels appropriate again

Haha this made me LOL

 

[Jujujulia95]

She sold everything she had to pay for it, prams, hot tubs, settees, beds, mirrors, clothes, everything! she must have raised at least £10 grand, that’s what she paid for it with!

But that would be sensible! She has no shame begging for stuff and if human Ken/Barbie doll can get a minge for free, our independent boss gel can beg herself an arse and breast reduction. Selling stuff and putting the money aside for a surgery just seems so unlike her, it takes restraint and planning, two things I've yet to see from her.
Orrrr maybe she doesn't want to admit that she's had surgery and claim it's all from working out, and that's why she doesn't want it sponsored, but she's already mentioned in a recent interview that she wants the implants out?

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Has BYG deleted all posts from her Instagram??

 

[Jaymar139]

I’ve finally found someone with a bigger arse than Big Loz! Something to aspire to BYG?

Fuck me drunk sideways I could fit my bike ,my blokes and my daughters bikes in those arse cracks ..at least theirs is shaped like an arse tho ..unlike our heffalump gel ..