Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

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My favourite category so far from our BYP - Beautiful, Yung Pinocchio.

Really appreciating the effort of these awards @Clickbait, especially with a mini Clicky in tow. These awards are just the tonic for January Blues, they have me laughing daily
 
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Her life scares the shit out of me she’s on the wrong side of 30, a child and no reputable way of making an income other than flashing her fanny to all and sundry for a few quid here and there. I couldn’t sleep at night for worry if that was my future. Fast forward 10 years and it’s likely going to look like Katie prices right now, Shambles!!!
 
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She a ball, she thinks she will bounce back.
 
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Totally agree! £715 rent per week plus added bills, food, car etc. Where is the money coming from? Madness!
 
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Oh Clicky, these polls are truly spoiling us, Thank You, Luv from The Krusties
 
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She must be so jealous of all her ex colleagues and friends who have made successful lives and all she does is go backwards every year.
shes such a lazy entitled lump, it will all be everyone/things elses fault...no insight at all
 
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I’d have picked the soft n pretty nomination but the way she made herself sound even more of a complete twat, in the vlogging bollocks post really pushes the envelope. Absolute thicko
 
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My favourite category so far from our BYP - Beautiful, Yung Pinocchio.

Really appreciating the effort of these awards @Clickbait, especially with a mini Clicky in tow. These awards are just the tonic for January Blues, they have me laughing daily
My favourite category so far from our BYP - Beautiful, Yung Pinocchio.

Really appreciating the effort of these awards @Clickbait, especially with a mini Clicky in tow. These awards are just the tonic for January Blues, they have me laughing daily

Echoing this. Thank you @Clickbait
 
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For a second I was entertaining the idea of her making so much money to afford a 3k apartment and everything by somehow owning or working with the fake goods account she keeps peddling. Because there is no way she makes enough from OnlyPan(faces) and irregular pap shots to support herself. But then I thought, what would she be doing that qualifies as work someone would be willing to pay her for? Accounting? Shipping? Checking with the manufacturers? Money laundering? Taking the photos? I can't picture in any of these functions?

Is she collecting royalties from TOWIE still airing occasionally? She'd need 200 OF subscribers to earn 6000 per month, which I assume is what she spends, do you think it's realistic for her to have 200 subscribers? I just don't understand how she generates money...
 
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Back the (food) truck up! Has she got a new babbygurl? Laperfectlystraighthair doesn't need this!! #itsowasgifted

probably thinks added keenwar means she can give it to her on a tray at the Toby!



 
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For damaged hair? The gel isn't even two!? It's what happens when you take your baby to the hair salon weekly because you can't be arsed to wash and blow dry your own hair, must be all the second-hand heat and spray lol
 
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Back the (food) truck up! Has she got a new babbygurl? Laperfectlystraighthair doesn't need this!! #itsowasgifted

probably thinks added keenwar means she can give it to her on a tray at the Toby!



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Clearly gifted months ago you daft beast and still plugging it. ASA reported and everybody continue to report the grifting cunt too. Also the ironing #notanad as well because it clearly was an ad!! #beastofchigwellgrifter

She posted curly hair products recently too I think?
ASA reported!
 
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She’s been on OF all day. LaTVAddict must be wondering why her mother keeps bending over the sink and taking pictures of her arse hole all day. Hopefully the wee mites first sentence isn’t “wow that’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen”.
 
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