Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon
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It surely must frighten the tit out of her that she has no reputable way to make money for her and Lasotherby’s other than selling off her tat! I have no problem with anyone making money on OF, but if you’re going to do it put some effort into it! If she admitted she was larger she could make new content - some folk prefer a larger lady!
Where are her million followers then? 
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She must be so jealous of all her ex colleagues and friends who have made successful lives and all she does is go backwards every year.
Its been wedged up that massive crack! 
..... my goodness, she's soo bleeping revolting in every way, absolutely ZERO redeeming qualities 
Zilch .... Also I cant believe pervs are paying her 140 quid to show her nips, and fat fanny, when you can google stunning, naked women online for FREE 
... why the duck are these people paying BIGGGG guurl???? ..... makes no sense to me 
..... my goodness, she's soo bleeping revolting in every way, absolutely ZERO redeeming qualities Zilch .... Also I cant believe pervs are paying her 140 quid to show her nips, and fat fanny, when you can google stunning, naked women online for FREE ... why the duck are these people paying BIGGGG guurl???? ..... makes no sense to me Attachments
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Pom can you make a BYG’s new years wish come true and turn her into an avatar
That arse is vile!Its been wedged up that massive crack!
to think she paid for it to look like that & is proud as punch with her ‘bubble butt’.Maybe that’s why she bought the papa Smurf looking outfit. Or the Cookie Monster jacket. She’s pretending she’s an avatar.Pom can you make a BYG’s new years wish come true and turn her into an avatar
she hates humans
. Humans dislike her too
Ahahahaha this is my new current fave
Do we think she’s on a cinema date with .5Pom can you make a BYG’s new years wish come true and turn her into an avatar
It was also really lovely to see LaMessy/LaIcecream looking genuinely happy today too. Maybe there’s hope for her yet
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She does look happy bless her. Someone please do something with her bloody hair! So much can be done not just shoving it up in a bobble.Ahahahaha this is my new current fave
Do we think she’s on a cinema date with .5
It was also really lovely to see LaMessy/LaIcecream looking genuinely happy today too. Maybe there’s hope for her yet
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Free Advertising . Old pictures and makes out they’re new. FRAUD fake witch
. Old pictures and makes out they’re new. FRAUD fake witch
Oh thanks.I feel sick now . Mucky witch probably sprayed some air freshener on the gussetReallllllly hope she’s bothered to wash this one
I think Chaz is defo back on the scene! lalovemydaddy always looks genuinely happy when he’s around, unlike Big Loz who she frequently fixes with a stoney glareAhahahaha this is my new current fave
Do we think she’s on a cinema date with .5
It was also really lovely to see LaMessy/LaIcecream looking genuinely happy today too. Maybe there’s hope for her yet
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I tried...here are some of the different stages lolPom can you make a BYG’s new years wish come true and turn her into an avatar
xx ...The end result is the purple background one.
A great effort as always Pom. Problem is Avatars are long, tall, slender and graceful. The opposite of our dear Loz. Now if she had taken LaFedupoftheBobbleonmiHead to see a children's film like Shrek, I'm sure Princess Loziona would be much easier to do............I tried...here are some of the different stages lol
The end result is the purple background one.
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Hang on.
LaMisswhippy ate all that bloody ice-cream?!
Please say she didn't.
Wow.
And I'm hopefully wrong but it looks like the ice-cream on her face, especially her nose, is deliberately placed.
And a filthy top again.
And quite possibly a filtered smile.
Give it a rest Loz.
Hope you cleaned the table before you left.
As if.
LaMisswhippy ate all that bloody ice-cream?!
Please say she didn't.
Wow.
And I'm hopefully wrong but it looks like the ice-cream on her face, especially her nose, is deliberately placed.
And a filthy top again.
And quite possibly a filtered smile.
Give it a rest Loz.
Hope you cleaned the table before you left.
As if.
It baffles me how the Daily Mail can make a story out of such a non-story, and publish it, fake pics and all, with a straight face.
Imagine spending thousands on a journalism degree at university to end up writing articles about BYG, the GC, Love Islanders etc. With the same sayings regurgitated in every article. Surely publicists are paying for the stories about these nonentities to be featured ?!
Day 4 of the BYG Awards 2022 and this might be the hardest category yet!
To vote you simply click on the corresponding reaction emoji to that shown in the image depicting the nominated item/event.
Today you are voting on Our BYG’s biggest whopper* of the year
*Not talking about a Burger King one
As we know our BYG has only a passing relationship with the truth and this year she’s been quite extraordinary in fibbing (needlessly) or bending the truth. Which was her biggest and best?
- Announcing she was starting her own YouTube channel, setting it up, promoting it, saying she had filmed for it, making up some nonsense about having no WiFi and then still having no content months later.
- In a Q&A on Instagram where she asks herself questions, this is the genuine answer she gives…
- Despite selling all but the kitchen sink (that was too blocked by Chaz.5) on her jumble sale of doom she tries to make out she has the money to go to Selfridges to buy herself Cartier jewellery for her birthday. This episode spawned the phrase Fartier. Around the same time she started promoting a fake designer goods brand - coincidence?
- Lets her bots followers know that the filler shed is being painted to be open for business as part of her home refurbishment but moves out shortly afterwards to commune with the spirit of dearly departed Jake in the flat she once shared with him in Chigwell.
To vote you simply click on the corresponding reaction emoji to that shown in the image depicting the nominated item/event.
Today you are voting on Our BYG’s biggest whopper* of the year
*Not talking about a Burger King one
As we know our BYG has only a passing relationship with the truth and this year she’s been quite extraordinary in fibbing (needlessly) or bending the truth. Which was her biggest and best?
- Announcing she was starting her own YouTube channel, setting it up, promoting it, saying she had filmed for it, making up some nonsense about having no WiFi and then still having no content months later. - In a Q&A on Instagram where she asks herself questions, this is the genuine answer she gives… - Despite selling all but the kitchen sink (that was too blocked by Chaz.5) on her jumble sale of doom she tries to make out she has the money to go to Selfridges to buy herself Cartier jewellery for her birthday. This episode spawned the phrase Fartier. Around the same time she started promoting a fake designer goods brand - coincidence? - Lets her - Status