Lauren Goodger #8 Lozza and her face so large turned her boyfriend into Arg.

[Chi4]

Lauren and KP and people like them are what’s called cold blooded animals they need external influences and attention to regulate them inside, they’re never happy with themselves, they’re constantly whoring themselves out for attention any kind of attention just as long as it’s attention, Kylie Jenner Is the same. Yet, you have women like Rihanna who are warm blooded, they’re beautiful and successful but they don’t have to constantly draw any kind of attention to themselves to feel validated they already have feel good within because they know they are comfortable in themselves and don’t need anyone to constantly tell them they’re amazing.

Why the hell can’t she photoshop herself some ankles ? bleeping hell Lauren that’s a look I’ll give you that she looks like she smells of digestive biscuits and desperation

Digestives ? More like billingsgate in a heatwave and at the end of the day when the ice has all melted

 

[Noonoosanne2]

This is magnificent

I didn’t do the dance though!!

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

It’s an all in one body stocking i am going to hold my head In shame and admit I brought one from eBay about 13 yrs ago when I met my husband we literally wet ourselves laughing he called it a sprout bag it’s hilarious as it’s so small and things pop out all the holes I actually cringe now as it’s not got a crutch it cost £2.79!! I’m
Off too hold my head In shame now and hide in the corner

SPROUT BAG dying

 

[Chi4]

It’s an all in one body stocking i am going to hold my head In shame and admit I brought one from eBay about 13 yrs ago when I met my husband we literally wet ourselves laughing he called it a sprout bag it’s hilarious as it’s so small and things pop out all the holes I actually cringe now as it’s not got a crutch it cost £2.79!! I’m
Off too hold my head In shame now and hide in the corner

Lol I had one and couldn’t get it on. Hardest thing ever... hands up who has ever owned one

I didn’t do the dance though!!

Bet your hair wasn’t like worzal gummidge though !

 

[Jolie1988]

This is a reconstruction of a neanderthal woman...

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Lol I had one and couldn’t get it on. Hardest thing ever... hands up who has ever owned one

It’s like a puzzle!! It’s so funny when you open it the legs are like matchsticks !

 

[Chi4]

This is a reconstruction of a neanderthal woman...

It actually is better looking tbf

 

[Sorbettolimone]

Obviously I’m a not a fella but I swear down these only fans piccies could wilt an erection from 20 paces

well I'm furious as have just had a looooong Monday at work and sat down with cuppa to catch up on the news and was hit without warning as I perused the Mail (ok karma perhaps but still.....) with Big Goodyear's rear end busting out a fricking body stocking, writhing around in front of a mirror, I mean admittedly I'm the wrong side of 50 so a bit out of touch with what the "young wans" do these days but really? REALLY? is this what you think is sexy?

the biggest offence in my view (and there are plenty to choose from) is the fact she's doing it without heels. FFS Lauren. of all people, YOU need to extend your calf muscles. Just put it away, please. Thank you.

They'd have to be reinforced heels! Good god I wouldn't like to live in the apartment underneath hers, u need reinforced and soundproofed flooring too.
She needs help. Not just from a building regs aspect!

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Lauren and KP and people like them are what’s called cold blooded animals they need external influences and attention to regulate them inside, they’re never happy with themselves, they’re constantly whoring themselves out for attention any kind of attention just as long as it’s attention, Kylie Jenner Is the same. Yet, you have women like Rihanna who are warm blooded, they’re beautiful and successful but they don’t have to constantly draw any kind of attention to themselves to feel validated they already have feel good within because they know they are comfortable in themselves and don’t need anyone to constantly tell them they’re amazing.

Why the hell can’t she photoshop herself some ankles ? bleeping hell Lauren that’s a look I’ll give you that she looks like she smells of digestive biscuits and desperation

Someone previously commented on her ankles resembling the legs on a billiard table! Still makes me howl with laughter

 

[Clickbait]

Digestives ? More like billingsgate in a heatwave and at the end of the day when the ice has all melted

This is such vivid imagery, a bit of sick came into my mouth

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Someone previously commented on her ankles resembling the legs on a billiard table! Still makes me howl with laughter

I saw that on DM
Comments ! They are savage!

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

I saw that on DM
Comments ! They are savage!

My personal favourite was ‘Bread-pan Feet’ when she wore those hideous red shoes

 

[Freeka]

The pics are down from her IG! Maybe a few people reporting for solicitation worked.

The pics are down from her IG! Maybe a few people reporting for solicitation worked.

AH! Maybe I can't see them as I reported them....

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I’ll just leave this here..

She can’t even speak a coherent sentence.

 

[NinaStar90]

It’s an all in one body stocking i am going to hold my head In shame and admit I brought one from eBay about 13 yrs ago when I met my husband we literally wet ourselves laughing he called it a sprout bag it’s hilarious as it’s so small and things pop out all the holes I actually cringe now as it’s not got a crutch it cost £2.79!! I’m
Off too hold my head In shame now and hide in the corner

I posted when she first posted this, but I have this bodystocking. I got it from the escorting site adultwork when I used to work as an escort and cam girl...

 

[Noonoosanne2]

I posted when she first posted this, but I have this bodystocking. I got it from the escorting site adultwork when I used to work as an escort and cam girl...

Bet you looked better in it than she does lol!!

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

Lolol just had another look at that body stocking thing- you guys are right it’s too small it’s not even on her ham hock arms properly she can get it over them shot putter shoulders it’s all bagging at the pit. *boke* it’s the wedgie for me 🤌

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

I'm gutted she's not in the DM today. I hate when they just get away with tit and don't have to apologize.

Off topic good news : Dubai has just been added to Scotland's Quarantine list so that's at least a few influencers who live up here fucked.

why are being allowed to fly anyway. they should stop people flipping leaving this country to go on holiday. sorry OT

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Chloe goodmans has Covid is lozza going to tell her she just had a cold

 

[Jane L]

She must have been absolutely plastered when she posted that clip very early this morning. She just looks ridiculous. She must have been totally steaming when she did it. Its like that drunk lassie on the dancefloor at 2am thinking she's Beyoncé but actually just looks a complete tit

That made me laugh. For the Glaswegians here I confess to doing just that Beyoncé thing one night a long time ago in Tusk. It’s okay acting like a tit sometimes though our Loz doesn’t know when to stop. Still, good times thanks for the memory!!!