Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

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C'mon guys. BYG doesn't need to wash her gussets. She is so soft and bewfel, her crotch smells of winter dew and rose petals.
 
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I love the wee stories they crack me up xx

What is this face

nose job - defo
First tit job - yep
Lips/brows - obvs

but the rest of the face… what is it so different looking?

I’m not sure how to say it without sounding non pc - her face looks like she has a medical condition
the face looks nothing like her shes got more faces than Worzel Gummidge
 
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Dear Scrunchies .... please remember ....... " Bekind " ........



#She’s beauty and she’s grace….
She’s Miss Edit ten stone from her waist….#

#She’s beauty and she’s grace….
She’s got a hog roast for a face….#
 
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She’s getting the Rangey cleaned again… can’t be arsed to do it herself… maybe that’s what she’s been selling the manky gussets for so she can get that cleaned instead
 
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I think the first photograph posted displays fully the repulsiveness, both in looks and character of BFL. A disgusting and wretched individual who needs karma to strike like never before.
 
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Oh the irony…

Her flat is possessed
And her Range Rover will soon be repossessed
 
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Is the toaster for sale????

I'm a catfish and go from a solid 2 to a 10 when I do my make-up... some people say my transformation should be illegal | The Sun

This one doesn't carve off a tonnage of blubber though
 
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Didn’t realise that the Jeffree Starr overdone eyeshadow look was still an “in” look TBH.

anyways… Lauren’s still a cunt with a gunt
 
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Who would buy a pink glittery toaster I’m thinking a 5 year old for their playhouse
I love pink. My hair is pink.
I like a bit of twinkle. My favourite eye shadows twinkle.
But that toaster is one of the naffest, cheapest looking things imaginable.
 
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