Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

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She defo needed that nose doing - more bumps than the dodgems at a travelling fairground
 
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Omg that arse. She needs to cover it. Looks hideous. There might be like 5% of guys who would like that.
 
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Looks ok? She’s as wide as the pram sideways!
 
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She recording a song with pricey
She can’t even get the bloody words right. Is she touting to be on the next X Factor or something? Poor LaPleasemummystopsinging must be traumatised with that caterwauling
 
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What is going to do with the never-been-sat-on garden furniture? Her new garden is not big enough
 
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***Core memory unlocked*** Thanks for that. We thought we were so slick doing that aye Then we grew up sadly, unlike her
 
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5%?
She’s not even a request by the potty party pervs … I think 0.5 is a generous percentile at best

most folk who like the roly poly sex, want to do the deed with a fatty who’s pretty, she’s not even that.
 
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She’s trolling us by singing Karma Chameleon surely? She is after all, the ultimate chameleon
 
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No she'll beg a haircut for Laorse to give someone the absolute HONOUR of doing the job
Anywon no who can cut babygel hair? must cum to me and Jakes home (rented flat) dm me ( meaning: any mugs who will cut lagivemestrength hair for free, I can’t be arsed coming to you, I promise I’ll feature you, but not on a fixed post, a fleeting insincere mention on stories, and if you gift us products, they will go straight on to pre-loved, like the gifted bratz doll that only came out same day!)
 
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Sorry to disagree I think she looks fucking awful!!! That arse must looks terrifying in her manky thongs like a saggy bag of cottage cheese! Her face is so bloated she looks shocking, so much for her healthy lifestyle starting. She needs to sort herself out no wonder she can’t breathe properly carrying all that weight!
 
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Lauren is singing ……..Larose: Please make it stop it’s hurting my ears
 
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Loz is filtered in every single photo recently.
So no, she doesn't look great.
She looks filtered.

Oh i reeeeeallllly hope that's meant to be a joke.
Otherwise you might as well delete now before mods do it for you.
No shit stirring allowed.
 
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