Lauren Goodger #76 Lying Lozza nothing but a scam, selling stained clothes under friends and fam

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Stick it on Ebay and point Sue Radford in the direction of the listing, that'll give her content for at least a month as for the Lozzaraptor, whoever said the twat in the hat was spot on. (My phone still has the word Lozzaraptor in the memory when I'm typing, sorry, it's childish, but I find that so funny)
 
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That last sentence
 
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That had me puzzled so I had a google and now I know that Sue Radford, famed spawner of 22 children, is a prolific wearer of Moncler!

I feel like Moncler has been struggling with its image for a while now, Sue Radford must surely be the final nail in it's nylon, down-filled coffin?
 
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I think laOrse is cute. I find it so funny she either ignores Lozza or gives her dirty looks. She seems like she's going to be independent.
 
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In this picture they've changed Larose to look more tan, her hair looks blonder and she has thick dark lashes.
I haaaaaate that I know this, but I used to use FaceApp way back when. Although not to the extent of our Lozza (shaving off ten or eleventy stone), I’d only give myself a slight highlighting/brightening of the make-up I was wearing and some lighter tones to make my hair appear blonder/darker (whatever colour I was trying to rock at the time.) So not total material.

Which brings me onto the point that when you change your hair colour to make it lighter/shinier it’ll bleed onto the person in the picture with you, if you’re stood (or in her case squatting) with someone in close proximity.

So rather than take a nice photo for the photo album of Laorse on a day out in her natural state, she priorities how the colour of her hair should appear to her audience of strangers over at the good old Daily Mail.

She’s a self obsessed twat and I’d defy anyone to find one positive about her. This pumpkin patch trip ‘for Larose’ was only a pap walk for her benefit with the kid tacked on as an afterthought (as per usual.)
 
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This bint pissed me off the minute she started filtering that little one, as we all predicted even before she gave birth. And using her in her big bap shots on OF too. Pictures of her naked in the bath laid on her so called 'mother' and the Larose.x Insta thingy.
 
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Lauren Goodyear
The twat in the hat
 
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She does. Poor child looks like she belongs in a Victorian orphanage.
 
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https://giphy.com/8mb4iemZHhM5k1fX9O
I think laOrse is cute. I find it so funny she either ignores Lozza or gives her dirty looks. She seems like she's going to be independent.
Agreed ... her lil face says it all ... I can see it now, instead of BIGGG lozzz helping her with homework, she`ll be teaching her mum, how to read and spell properly, reading Peter and Jane books to her .... sighing and rolling her eyes, while BIGGG gurll counts on her podgy trotters, doing simple maths
 
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Hello Scrunchies, long term lurker I see BYG has reduced the price of the ripped umbrella to £50.. desperate times lol
 
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Well liar liar porkie pie'er Lauren is certainly living up to the thread title, she does not own that property
 
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I liked @hayleybaby 's "Crouching Lozza Hidden Gut" comment. I think that would also make a nice thread title.
I agree it’s genius for a thread title!

Hello Scrunchies, long term lurker I see BYG has reduced the price of the ripped umbrella to £50.. desperate times lol
And the hot tub to £350 - those idiots who paid asking prices for stuff deserve stained clothing and dirt rimmed baths! she must be in sooooo much trouble with the taxman!
 
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Nah, Lauryn Goodman has a moody one ...
 
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