Lauren Goodger #75 Lady that does it alllllll, me a ball!

[thegirlwho2020]

why do you say I won’t get my money back? I’ve paid for goods that are not “as described” and have the photo evidence, I’m covered by PayPal as I ticked “Sending money for goods” It also won’t look great that PayPal requested the link to her sales page and it quite clearly states “pay using friends and family” it’s clearly not a friends and family account by the amount of followers. I doubt PayPal will know who she is. I purchase from eBay so why not on insta. Surely her manager would give sound advise to her by saying just refund and get over it! I’ve told her I used the paying for goods option

I think you'll def get your money back as you didnt click family and friends, more fool anyone that did follow her instructions. Honestly, she's so grim. I DREAD to think the state of some of the other clothes she's been selling. Bet they stink of fake tan and sweetcorn

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Oh shut up a used tampon was this skank KP?

Yep. She had a young lady sorting and flogging all her crap via Deeplop. Fortunately for the purchaser (but NOT for this young lady) she went through the bag to check it over before posting and found said item in a pocket where it had sat festering for God knows how long , so when the skank turned on this lady as she inevitably does to everyone sooner rather than later she came on here to add some input as to the goings-on chez skanky. Its every bit as bad as everything else concerning that weapons-grade C!!

Is Lozza flogging her epic Crocs and flip flop collection though??

 

[PoppysMumma]

Where the duck has her shoulder gone? Has it dislocated? I'm sat here like a twit trying to get mine in that position and it's just not happening

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She has lost the shoulder completely her arm is sprouting out at the side and it looks like it’s deformed. What actually goes on in this stupid girls head ? She irritates the life out me with her silly fake pictures that her followers complement about how she’s a bewful yung gel with a gawjus body

Now I know our gawjus BYG isn't exactly imbued with much cerebral matter, but she cannot seriously be expecting anyone to believe that the svelte athletic looking bird in these latest pics is the same as the BYG that was in the DM a couple of weeks ago, vaping, downing vino and looking like she was struggling to keep comfortable in her size 24 leggings. Come on Loz.

My thoughts exactly she’s deluded

 

[troutpout69]

Bet there’s going to be tit loads of complaints from the people who bought the trash she’s been selling. Unfortunately most prob paid via friends and family, as she advised, so won’t have any come back!

 

[Flamingolegs]

Now it makes sense why I got a notification saying “screenshot” on all of the photos I sent her of the stains.

Did you get a screen shot of the comments telling you there was a duplicate set? Someone on her posted it if you need it.

Good for you for not using friends and family!

 

[roxyfoxy71]

Did you get a screen shot of the comments telling you there was a duplicate set? Someone on her posted it if you need it.

Good for you for not using friends and family!

Hi, yes I’ve got that one thanks ever so much. I filled the case three days ago and she hasn’t bothered to respond via PayPal. Says a lot doesn't it!

 

[TheDarkling]

If there's nothing in writing saying they're in excellent clean condition, she will use that as her get out clause. One person's excellent is another's unwearable.
Paypal, if they read any of their many messages have already been alerted to her no fees line.

I'm not saying anything else on this matter.
I doubt many here are surprised, shocked, anything. Surprised someone bought from her for anything other than shits and giggles maybe.
Not wishing schadenfreude upon anyone, truly, but all the clues were there!

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Now.
Hands up who bought the santa outfit and the blue frilly monstrosity?
@Emmie81?
@TheDarkling?
Go on. Own up.

Thought the blue frilly number might make a nice Halloween outfit for my cat, but unfortunately on receipt of the dress, the overwhelming stink of sweetcorn and desperation made my cat run for the hills. Not seen her since.

 

[Emmie81]

If there's nothing in writing saying they're in excellent clean condition, she will use that as her get out clause. One person's excellent is another's unwearable.
Paypal, if they read any of their many messages have already been alerted to her no fees line.

I'm not saying anything else on this matter.
I doubt many here are surprised, shocked, anything. Surprised someone bought from her for anything other than shits and giggles maybe.
Not wishing schadenfreude upon anyone, truly, but all the clues were there!

........

Now.
Hands up who bought the santa outfit and the blue frilly monstrosity?
@Emmie81?
@TheDarkling?
Go on. Own up.

I’d sooner play tonsil tennis with someone who has a raging case of herpes

I hate the bleep - didn’t think it could be possible to hate someone you’ve never met.

I wouldn’t put 10p in a paper cup if she was homeless sitting on London Bridge.

I can’t believe folk have fallen for this tit but o guess there’s truth in the saying of fools and money - bless them

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I've just found some old pics of Loz n' Chaz on the red carpet.

 

[Lottiew1]

Cognitive dissonance again with my thoughts on Loz.

I feel bleeping heart sorry for her - she's single, a victim of domestic violence (as far as we know, they may well have biffed each other about - it's pretty obvious their relationship was toxic, with no substance and never had solid foundations), selling everything but the shirt on her back and still recovering from a traumatic birth. (RIP little Lorena).

Now it looks as though she may be moving home - in a hurry.

In her shoes I'd probably be shellshocked, vulnerable and laying low, recovering from the aftermath, so the girl does have some fire in her belly for carrying on, socialising, keeping a routine for Larose (even if her behaviour often goes in very strange directions, eg, Jake, the youngsters partying in her house). I'll give her some credit for staying strong.

Being in the public eye in any capacity (even at the bottom of the barrel) is about fantasy, portraying yourself in the best light..but one moment she's supposedly spunking thousands on Cartier jewellery (NOBODY CARES, LAUREN?) - the next she's doing a car boot sale of everything that's not nailed down?

Lauren, learn to be humble, be honest about your life and your looks and you'd be surprised how much the public empathise with you. This smoke and mirrors bullshit fools nobody, least of all yourself.

We all have a laugh at her stupidity but if she was my daughter I'd be trying to encourage her to make a more honourable future for Larose, and to set safer boundaries with men and her followers. And make better decisions and stop being so impulsive and self-interested all the time.

I think she doesn't have anyone decent or wise in her life at all.

Suppose she will never learn. I don't know if it's cocaine use or being a bit unhinged that's to blame for her delusion.

She's 36 ffs having lachunk didn't make her be a better human. Everyone's feels for her over the loss of the baby but surely at 36 she should have had her tit together years ago.
She doesn't give a tit who her behavior looks shes moved on and her tit show of a life is still going at full speed!

 

[hayleybaby]

i also messaged before purchasing if I could see a photo of the pants. I was never sent it just a description, this must have been because of the state of them. Wow! Why not Just own it they are not as advertised, refund and take a hit. I’ve done it that’s what you do to keep your buyer happy especially when it’s a clear error on your part!

i’m surprised she hasn’t blocked you already for questioning her. I am certain you will not be the only person she has cheated out of money. That outfit you brought his famous amongst us scrunchies!

She’s selling clothing used for more money than you could get brand new. The lazy spa she is trying to flog for £750 is going for £400 if you look it up online.

She needs outing (again) for conning people out of money.

 

[CocoLoco2]

Hi, yes I’ve got that one thanks ever so much. I filled the case three days ago and she hasn’t bothered to respond via PayPal. Says a lot doesn't it!

It will 100% go in your favour with Paypal possibly telling you to dispose of it. I hope she doesn’t share your personal details with anyone

 

[Lottiew1]

OMG I can’t cope


Im predicting that she will send photos of “The duplicate set” to PayPal showing no marks on the pants. I managed to screenshot our conversation with her telling me this before she deleted all trace of what she had typed. What a scammer!!! If a buyer on my eBay sales messaged me saying they are not happy I just refund it’s no big deal as things can be missed. I think I’m being way too kind as soon as I opened the packaging I was disappointed and the soiled marks were clear to see! She would have noticed the stains. If she thought they were still wearable then surely let the buyer know this by saying they are soiled but are still “wearable” They really are not clean and wearable and that is a fact.

You must be new to the fat flump scamming people! She's horrid!

 

[lamaitresse]

Not surprised at Lauren not being on the ball (har) with her ebay items (it's probably all in black bags and barely looked at by whoever's sorting them, before shipping them out) but those trousers are very long and pretty much touching the ground as she walks, not surprised they're stained. Not sticking up for her, just saying.

On a tangent slightly, that picture always makes me feel a bit sad, as it's probably the last public photo of her pregnant with Lorena. Weirdly, she's holding a bottle of Yazoo chocolate milk (wouldn't that give you awful indigestion when you're that heavily pregnant?).

You can see what looks like an oil stain on the left leg, around mid-calf.

 

[Lyddingtons]

I do think is most likely that a tattler (who is prevalent on BYG threads) would be buying items from her for one reason only. And I’m all for people sifting through her jumble sale for thread content, because it absolutely is funny. However suggesting that items were purchased with naive intentions that they’d be fit for use is a bit of a stretch. Taking one for the team was enough of a sacrifice, the ensuing ‘innocent’ narrative is a little condescending.

 

[lamaitresse]

I do think is most likely that a tattler (who is prevalent on BYG threads) would be buying items from her for one reason only. And I’m all for people sifting through her jumble sale for thread content, because it absolutely is funny. However suggesting that items were purchased with naive intentions that they’d be fit for use is a bit of a stretch. Taking one for the team was enough of a sacrifice, the ensuing ‘innocent’ narrative is a little condescending.

I think if you really had no idea about the Tattle thread you would have paid by Paypal friends and family (the option that avoids buyer protection) as requested by the seller (there's warnings on here not to do that).

The picture of her out and about in the trousers also gives a strong indication that they likely would have marks on the hem. Who knows, though.

Wondering what size they are.

 

[Emmie81]

i’m surprised she hasn’t blocked you already for questioning her. I am certain you will not be the only person she has cheated out of money. That outfit you brought his famous amongst us scrunchies!

She’s selling clothing used for more money than you could get brand new. The lazy spa she is trying to flog for £750 is going for £400 if you look it up online.

She needs outing (again) for conning people out of money.

Her lazy spa is £1300 during peak months - they’ve reduced it £749 at the min with a 2 year warranty… but she’s still selling something used for £1 more

and I wouldn’t even want to visage her-obese tyre like body naked in that let alone traces of any vomit inducing sex mad stains

 

[minnietheminx]

What happened to the charity walk?

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Never mind a stain on the trousers
I wonder how the buyer will react when they find out the ‘never been looked at mirror ‘has been looked at ??

 

[Anna666]

Most of these ` revolting ` creatures ( IG influezersss ) are nothing but chancers, scam artists, who depend on those who are gullible to believe their lies, and part with their hard earned cash, very good to see that someone on here, has not fallen for her usual BS scams! and is calling her out ( good luck, lets us know how it progresses, hope you get a full refund)

It is time more people did this, with these cheap grifters, who go through life scamming others, they FEAR being exposed, and their lies laid bare, because then the ` illusion ` is crushed, destroyed, hence, they cant continue to CON )

This BIGGGGG OBESE hideous bleeping twit ... has spent most of her ` career ` living off an image that doesn't exist ..... someone of her age, with a precious child to support, would have their tit together by now, a lot of money has passed through her hands over the years, yet she still rents everything ( no offence to those who rent, trying to make a point about ` her ` situation ) .. all the money she did earn, while ` famous ` she should own her property outright and car, and be settled financially for the rest of her days

Instead she continues to live in a fantasy world, where she tries to hoodwink the public, with her filtered to fuckery, ridiculous FAKE as duck images, and now selling her manky tit rags, and all possession's, for over inflated prices, when most of this CRAP is fit only for a SKIP! ..... like that other grifting old bleep pwiccceee, I look forward to the day, when she hits rock bottom, and the little bit of ` werk ` dries up completely ... to be in the limelight, you need to have at least some intelligence, to plan ahead, for the future, this past it HAG, thought her ` towie fame ` would last forever, in her THICK head, she is still that bifftaaa award winning ... BYG, that MADE towie, what it was ` the main star ` .... She`s nothing but, a delusional silly mare, who actually believes her own hype, when everyone else is ` laughing at her ` and cant see the reality, of her true circumstances

Im sure this Kirsty, has offered her the ` world ` she will make her ` FAMOUS ` again ( blahh blahh ) ... which we all know is complete tit ... she has nothing to offer, except for the death of that poor child, trust me, she will continue to milk the ` sympathy ` for as long as she can ( even this is now slowing down, with her disgusting behaviour, since the lil ones passing ) .... she needs to remember, in her world ... MONEY talks, and in all truth .. her new agent Kirsty, could not give one flyin duck about our BIGGGG lozzz, once she realises, she cant market the lying fat lazy lump, she will let her go in an instant, then maybe this witch will humble herself ... get a job, like the rest of us, and live within her means ... I doubt this would happen, what exactly can she offer an employer ... she will end up doing ` old dear, fat porn ` apparently, there is a market, and no end of creepy perverts, willing to pay, and wank over ` curvy mature women, making fools of themselves online for a few quid ` or she can go into the ` feeder ` domain, where deviants pay larger women to eat themselves into an early grave ( Now thats one thing our BIGGGGGG lozzaaa, is an expert on ` EATING!! `