Lauren Goodger #75 Lady that does it alllllll, me a ball!

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She posts this. And then posts this

what’s wrong with this beast?? She’s got serious issues.


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She`s removed the NEVER USED mirror from her IG 🤦‍♀️ ..... which one of you lovely scrunchies purchased it??? come on .... own up!🤷‍♀️ ... A NEVER USED mirror, is the most rarest thing on earth, actually priceless🥴
 
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She posts this. And then posts this

what’s wrong with this beast?? She’s got serious issues.


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I don’t know why but “this beast” really tickled me and now I keep laughing and trying not to wake up baby Clicky 😂

Her brain is just so basic it can only hold a few thoughts that repeat - food, being a BYG, baby gel, getting action, karma for the ‘busy c*nts’ and the haterz.
 
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I don’t know why but “this beast” really tickled me and now I keep laughing and trying not to wake up baby Clicky 😂

Her brain is just so basic it can only hold a few thoughts that repeat - food, being a BYG, baby gel, getting action, karma for the ‘busy c*nts’ and the haterz.
How’s baby clicky? How’s u?
 
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My thoughts on the charity non walk, I wonder if the celeb world has cottoned on to dear ole Loz.

Sorry if this has been covered, I might be wrong but I don’t recognise one celeb/zeleb name, biggest donation being £100 by anonymous and the rest quite frankly are pittance, a vast majority of the donations are for a couple of pound only. The only name I recognised is that Frankie bird who’s wee one’s party she was at recently, might not even be her. I don’t even see any of her sisters /family unless it’s been anon. You would think given the cause that there would be some big donations from semi famous celebs, maybe the loose women, ex-TOWIE cast, etc. I would have thought some of the other clients (z-listers) of unleashed would make a donation.

I think she’s had some fallout with unleashed/moleman and as a result, none of the rest of his clients are rocking the boat by donating. Or maybe the zelebs have some inside tea that she is well and truly on her arse and know this is an attempt to drum up some income.

Did the daily fail/red tops report on it? I didn’t see anything but could have missed it. You would have thought if they did it would have drummed up some support and again raises questions why a) they never reported on this but will report on her walking the length of the car park b) they did and it didn’t generate any support whatsoever

I think, thanks to Ash and Saf and to a lesser extent but equally vile The Nurse Mum, (I’m sure there are others pocketing charity donations, just can’t think right now), that a cloud will forever be over charity donations these days.

But overall, I honestly cannot believe how much of a massive fail it has been given the charity and the reason behind it, but more so I believe it is massively MASSIVELY telling of how the world (celeb and otherwise) are seeing Loz these days. Plus it also reflects that the number of followers she has are either 99% bots or following her for the car crash that is BYG, almost 1 million followers and she has raised a grand total of £627 in one week! Yikes! 😬😬😬😬😬
 
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How’s baby clicky? How’s u?
He is amazing, he makes me laugh and smile every day despite the lack of sleep. I can’t stop taking photos of him because everything he does has me in raptures, although I won’t be sharing them on social media

I’m good, starting to get used to feeling deliriously tired, trying to wean myself off caffeine and sugar which I’m becoming a bit too over reliant on!

Very grateful for Tattle and the Scrunchies keeping me entertained particularly in the early hours of the morning. Thanks for asking 😘
 
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He is amazing, he makes me laugh and smile every day despite the lack of sleep. I can’t stop taking photos of him because everything he does has me in raptures, although I won’t be sharing them on social media

I’m good, starting to get used to feeling deliriously tired, trying to wean myself off caffeine and sugar which I’m becoming a bit too over reliant on!

Very grateful for Tattle and the Scrunchies keeping me entertained particularly in the early hours of the morning. Thanks for asking 😘
That's a beautiful post.
Enjoy every moment with miniclicky. X
 
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She`s removed the NEVER USED mirror from her IG 🤦‍♀️ ..... which one of you lovely scrunchies purchased it??? come on .... own up!🤷‍♀️ ... A NEVER USED mirror, is the most rarest thing on earth, actually priceless🥴
I know!!!The ‘never used’ mirror puzzles me. How does one use a mirror? Or should I say how does the beast use a mirror?? Does she take it off the wall lie it down on her lap and pour her begged Korma onto it and eat off it?? Maybe she lays it on the floor and dry humps herself I mean we know she loves herself?? Or does she walk around with it to deflect the awful pap wind machines.
Come to think of it the potentials for using a mirror are endless. She’s smart. She a ball but she a smart ball.
 
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He is amazing, he makes me laugh and smile every day despite the lack of sleep. I can’t stop taking photos of him because everything he does has me in raptures, although I won’t be sharing them on social media

I’m good, starting to get used to feeling deliriously tired, trying to wean myself off caffeine and sugar which I’m becoming a bit too over reliant on!

Very grateful for Tattle and the Scrunchies keeping me entertained particularly in the early hours of the morning. Thanks for asking 😘
Happy Nappy Days! Pure bliss! Enjoy every moment! 💞

Oh dear Lozza. Have a nap. A very long nap. Or maybe have a drink.

You thirsty beast.

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So her gym
My thoughts on the charity non walk, I wonder if the celeb world has cottoned on to dear ole Loz.

Sorry if this has been covered, I might be wrong but I don’t recognise one celeb/zeleb name, biggest donation being £100 by anonymous and the rest quite frankly are pittance, a vast majority of the donations are for a couple of pound only. The only name I recognised is that Frankie bird who’s wee one’s party she was at recently, might not even be her. I don’t even see any of her sisters /family unless it’s been anon. You would think given the cause that there would be some big donations from semi famous celebs, maybe the loose women, ex-TOWIE cast, etc. I would have thought some of the other clients (z-listers) of unleashed would make a donation.

I think she’s had some fallout with unleashed/moleman and as a result, none of the rest of his clients are rocking the boat by donating. Or maybe the zelebs have some inside tea that she is well and truly on her arse and know this is an attempt to drum up some income.

Did the daily fail/red tops report on it? I didn’t see anything but could have missed it. You would have thought if they did it would have drummed up some support and again raises questions why a) they never reported on this but will report on her walking the length of the car park b) they did and it didn’t generate any support whatsoever

I think, thanks to Ash and Saf and to a lesser extent but equally vile The Nurse Mum, (I’m sure there are others pocketing charity donations, just can’t think right now), that a cloud will forever be over charity donations these days.

But overall, I honestly cannot believe how much of a massive fail it has been given the charity and the reason behind it, but more so I believe it is massively MASSIVELY telling of how the world (celeb and otherwise) are seeing Loz these days. Plus it also reflects that the number of followers she has are either 99% bots or following her for the car crash that is BYG, almost 1 million followers and she has raised a grand total of £627 in one week! Yikes! 😬😬😬😬😬
The only reason the other losers were at lachuncks 1st birthday was because they're on molemans books! Nobody likes Lauren she's obnoxious thinks she's above everyone else & she's a twit! She didn't even get much pubic sympathy from "celebs" when poor Lorena passed away. I think people know what she's like and stay clear tbh
 
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I think most of us here ... Knew that was ` NEVER ` happening, the fact that she thought she could raise 10grand, is astounding, when her only exercise is sitting on that large ARSE 24/7, face fuckin her phone to oblivion, for the GRAM 🤦‍♀️ :rolleyes: the only walking our BIGGGG gurl does, is to the phone, to order a KFC family bucket, Krispy cremes for desert .... pumping what sides she wants, with those fat podgy trotters🐽🐽🤷‍♀️ BIGGGGG lozasarus is not going on ANY walk, anytime soon 🥴 and her chosen charity ( dont make me laugh ) wont be seeing a penny
Can she be reported for fraud or something? It's gaining money by deception. Surely it needs investigating.
 
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I'm going to say what everyone is thinking.....there's not ONE SINGLE ITEM that Miss Flump is selling that looks good on or is appealing! They're all minging! Even if I saw them on an online boutique they're still absolutely hideous tat & that's that 😶

Can she be reported for fraud or something? It's gaining money by deception. Surely it needs investigating.
I mean probably but she won't give a tit pet 🤷🏻
 
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Is this not fraud though Anna if she doesn't hand over the money people have donated? Or is there a loophole that she is exploiting?
Yes there's a loophole. I posted about it earlier. If you link directly to the charity, the charity keeps everything. If you fundraise for the charity then Just Giving does not hold the fundraiser responsible for not giving to the charity or using the money for other means. Lozza chose to fundraise for the charity rather than link directly to them. Someone pointed out that she's not the only one that fundraises so it's ok. Yes, she's not the only one. But she is crooked, blatantly dishonest and untrustworthy. I'm sure others do it to have their name (loved one's name) attached/ mentioned. I have no doubt Lozza is doing it to keep some of the cash.
 

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Loz's magic mirror 😀 x...

When she's looking in it. 😄....

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When she turns away 😬🤭 .....

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Looooool 😄 x
 
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God she’s so seedy and smutty and repulsive. She puts a pick of her baby Lorena tat, then a gross porn scene. 🤢 🤢

I suppose she will be back to using little L to get her tits looked at. Why would any guy want to stay with her? She’s creepy, thirsty and gross. Nobody is that desperate.

Hitching loose shorts between her legs and up over her groin/hipbone area gives her gratification lately. I can’t look at her creepy clips any more, it’s like giving a dick-pic perv attention. She just puts it all in her clips as if having a fetish for SM exhibitionism is normal behaviour. It isn’t, it’s gross, it’s perverted and it’s very, very, worrying.

She’s the mother of a child FFS and she chooses that depravity over her daughters needs, her safety and her dignity.
 
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