Lauren Goodger #74 Big Loz, acting like a teen, gagging for the peen.

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@Emmie81 your request xx

I wonder if she will confiscate their phones like a modern day trunchbull for fear of a wild photo

Just made Love Pom xx

 
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Just wanna say a huge congrats to Crowbag. There’s been some lovely news lately amongst our dear Scrunchie brigade.

I’m trying to think of Lozza related
paraphernalia in the tradition of:

Something old: ?
Something new: Fartier bracelet.
Something borrowed: Chloe Goodman’s face.
Something blue: ?

I could only manage two as I’m nursing a major hangover atm.
 
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Congrats Crowbag. Please be wary of sharing happy news on this thread, as some new member may come and take the huff
 
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Something old- any boy over 25.
Something blue-


 
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Congrats @Crowbag

You're a byg who can do it all! Wifey material! Remember to go to Loz Arsethickics so you can have some bewful kissable lips for your boy on your big day *a gangster rap version of Mariah Carey My All plays in background*

Edit- instead of exchanging rings (although we do love some Fartier) why not get your boy's name tattooed on your private area?
 
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The state of the country when we’ve got sad sack ten bob millionaire wannabe influencahs boasting about having the fuckin heating on. If you don’t laugh you’ll bloody cry
She's one of the twats that fink 2.5k is the most you'll pay regardless of how much energy you use. No hun, that's based on an average household's use.
 
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something old-her real face?
 
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Something old- any boy over 25.
Something blue-

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One of my fave faces that top one, nice to see it again!

Congratulations @Crowbag I think a sweetcorn scrunchie on each wrist is a much better (and comfier) option than a green-wrist-turning-2-sizes-too-small-Fartier




And sod the veil, you need something that you can use again, these hair clips are just the dogs bolllix

 
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something old-her real face?
Which one? She's had so many!

Simply bewful!
 
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Whilst we’re on the good news bandwagon. BabyKat got discharged from the NICU yesterday
 
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Congratulations on your wedding news @Crowbag - some excellent suggestions on wedding attire. Don’t forget BYG was selling a wedding dress recently…

Happy news for you too @Kat_Valentine - having baby home must feel such a relief x
 
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