Congratulations! To be a bewful yung gel on your special day, make sure you buy a dress at least three sizes too small and I recommend a pair of white crocs as your footwear.Ahhhh loz.
We live in a teeny tiny house.
Our car is second hand, small (big enough for my wheelchair, that's all we need).
I don't have any money.
I'm not an influencer.
In your eyes I'm a loser.
But yesterday we booked our wedding.
I'm marrying the man I fell in love with at school in 1981.
My friends, mum and daughter are delighted.
(not a single photo will be filtered. Ones with multiple chins might be quietly deleted)
I know. I am sure you're ashamed of me.
Would it help if I asked you for styling advice? I know you're an expert with that sort of thing.
Maybe you would help me find some footwear?
Thanks hun, you bewful gel.
And make sure you invite people that you have never met, but appeared on tv once or started in an advert!Ahhhh loz.
We live in a teeny tiny house.
Our car is second hand, small (big enough for my wheelchair, that's all we need).
I don't have any money.
I'm not an influencer.
In your eyes I'm a loser.
But yesterday we booked our wedding.
I'm marrying the man I fell in love with at school in 1981.
My friends, mum and daughter are delighted.
(not a single photo will be filtered. Ones with multiple chins might be quietly deleted)
I know. I am sure you're ashamed of me.
Would it help if I asked you for styling advice? I know you're an expert with that sort of thing.
Maybe you would help me find some footwear?
Thanks hun, you bewful gel.
Hope Lafuckmei'mbored is wiv dadda today cos big mumma gonna be busy deleting messages. Cocomelon calling.She forgot to delete one..
Ah, congrats. But remember, you will never be able to be as bewfel as BYG. Make sure your hubby to be doesn't see any pics of our Loz before the event as he will no doubt start having second thoughts - I mean, no-one eclipses the bewty of BYG, Britian's most bewfel, sexeh, clevah bafter award winner. Make sure you get lip filler and botox and wear a nice scrunchie xXxXxAhhhh loz.
We live in a teeny tiny house.
Our car is second hand, small (big enough for my wheelchair, that's all we need).
I don't have any money.
I'm not an influencer.
In your eyes I'm a loser.
But yesterday we booked our wedding.
I'm marrying the man I fell in love with at school in 1981.
My friends, mum and daughter are delighted.
(not a single photo will be filtered. Ones with multiple chins might be quietly deleted)
I know. I am sure you're ashamed of me.
Would it help if I asked you for styling advice? I know you're an expert with that sort of thing.
Maybe you would help me find some footwear?
Thanks hun, you bewful gel.
If she had 2 ` brian ` cells to rub together, this ` amazing ` business ` women ` would cash in on her ` curvaceous blubberI know. And just puts more pressure on herself when she goes out in the wild to make sure she doesn’t get spotted on her true state.
She looks like Ting TongHer baboon arse looked utterly ridiculous!
Taking no prisoners? Is this a new type of man she's never dated before? No convicted criminals?She’s got no REAL friends has she? It’s killing her being alone with nobody around who genuinely gives a, lonely nights dreaming of how her body will look when she ‘shows em’ fantasising of how all her exes will be ‘sorry’ they let her go, yeah, she’ll show em, she’s taking no prisoners… all talk, no action, rinse and repeat! And in 15 years, we’ll have a fat Lizzie Cundy!
Congratulations petAhhhh loz.
We live in a teeny tiny house.
Our car is second hand, small (big enough for my wheelchair, that's all we need).
I don't have any money.
I'm not an influencer.
In your eyes I'm a loser.
But yesterday we booked our wedding.
I'm marrying the man I fell in love with at school in 1981.
My friends, mum and daughter are delighted.
(not a single photo will be filtered. Ones with multiple chins might be quietly deleted)
I know. I am sure you're ashamed of me.
Would it help if I asked you for styling advice? I know you're an expert with that sort of thing.
Maybe you would help me find some footwear?
Thanks hun, you bewful gel.
Girls have been doing the check yourself in the knife since the dawn of timeWhat an absolute muppet!
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Why is she just wandering around the street? Is that her job? How much luv?What an absolute muppet!
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Ahhhh loz.
We live in a teeny tiny house.
Our car is second hand, small (big enough for my wheelchair, that's all we need).
I don't have any money.
I'm not an influencer.
In your eyes I'm a loser.
But yesterday we booked our wedding.
I'm marrying the man I fell in love with at school in 1981.
My friends, mum and daughter are delighted.
(not a single photo will be filtered. Ones with multiple chins might be quietly deleted)
I know. I am sure you're ashamed of me.
Would it help if I asked you for styling advice? I know you're an expert with that sort of thing.
Maybe you would help me find some footwear?
Thanks hun, you bewful gel.
Also Anna, Lozza is not prepared to admit that she is NOT the 6 stone nymphette in the photos she sends out to the world. To her she IS that alien-faced skeleton pulling stupid, vapid faces into her camera, not the lumbering Brontosaurus thudding around the gym for thirty seconds pretending to be a Super-Fittie!If she had 2 ` brian ` cells to rub together, this ` amazing ` business ` women ` would cash in on her ` curvaceous blubber` use it to her advantage ( Ive seen larger women doing this online successfully ( not only fans ) they own who they are, and go with it, there is a big market for this, advertising clothes and so forth ) .. instead of filtering herself to fuckery, where she`s nothing but an object of ridicule, her biggest problem is, that she is fucking LAZY, does not want to work, Ive seen other influezers, put post after post, advertising themselves constantly on IG, selling all manner of products, she just posts heavily edited pics of herself from many moons ago ... she already has the platform, but is clueless on how to make it work in her favour, like these successful influezers do, they are also PRATS, but seem to put in the hard slog everyday ... she`s firmly stuck in towie mode, and that was over years ago ... as for her ` insensitive comments `on having the heating on full blast 24/7, it shows exactly how thick and shallow she is, out of touch with reality ... once those increased energy bills start coming in, she will need to up her game on OF`s selling that hideous fat sweaty minge, baboons ARSE ... saggy ` milky tits ` ( she does not feed that baby, its for her pervs on OF`s, again there is a big market for this, she has countless pics on her fan page with her pregnant belly on show, she clearly caters for this fetish ... if the nipples are regularly stimulated, they will continue to produce milk, a lot of porn stars do this, thats where she is making her money, sadly ` lactation porn ` the demand is there ) for the few extra quid to pay the increased bills, that ALL of us are facing, Id like to see how much she boasts and gloats, once the landlord ups her rent, hope it wipes that stupid smile of that OBESE face!!
Pathetic. It must be a fucking great knife to get your plate-face in view LozzaWhat an absolute muppet!
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