And just like that I suddenly I feel better about my extra pounds 
thank you Lauren 
thank you Lauren 
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I just can’t control myself anymore…..the past few days of her posting complete bullshit has got my cringe meter going off the scale ….she is clearly deluded .
I bleeping hate those "happy fathers day to me" twats! Massive pet hate, she's defo gonna do that. Narcissistic cow.
Idk how her thighs can stuck out at such an angle
they're like sausages. What's going on? 
I think the only person she's fooling is herself.
Imagine having this ` botched up surgery deformed hideous ARSE ` and not having the funds required to fix it, or have it completely removed ..... she is stuck with it, and it looks sooooooooooo very bad, it will get only worse with more weight, and if by some miracle, she does lose a few pounds, it still wont look good, will sag down to her ` cankles ` ..... BIGGGGG lozzzz, you didn't think ahead 
No, scrap that .... you dont think AT ALL ... as for being ` muvvvaaa n farvaaa ... no one knows what I go through ` do duck OFF, the child has a father ( and your boasting of day dating millionaires 
... which is it, you dumb as tit silly moo ) ... you're not Oliver Twist in Victorian London, who is saving her child from the dark depths of the workhouse, I mean you have your heating on ` full blast ` 24/7
..... get fuckin real, you enormous .... self obsessed ... narcissist twit!
..... BIGGGGG lozzzz, you didn't think ahead No, scrap that .... you dont think AT ALL ... as for being ` muvvvaaa n farvaaa ... no one knows what I go through ` do duck OFF, the child has a father ( and your boasting of day dating millionaires ... which is it, you dumb as tit silly moo ) ... you're not Oliver Twist in Victorian London, who is saving her child from the dark depths of the workhouse, I mean you have your heating on ` full blast ` 24/7 ..... get fuckin real, you enormous .... self obsessed ... narcissist twit!Attachments
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And to think she had the cheek the other day to call out someone else’s arse! You’d think she’d keep any mention of arses on the downlow! I’m still staggered and taken aback at these picsImagine having this ` botched up surgery deformed hideous ARSE ` and not having the funds required to fix it, or have it completely removed ..... she is stuck with it, and it looks sooooooooooo very bad, it will get only worse with more weight, and if by some miracle, she does lose a few pounds, it still wont look good, will sag down to her ` cankles `
she looks distorted
Always rely on the daily fail to out this utter idiot!!Unfiltered pics from party in DM today, vaping and drinking in street, classy
Lauren Goodger dons a black crop top as she enjoys dinner with pals
The former TOWIE star, 36, flashed a hint of her midriff in a black long-sleeved crop top which she teamed up with matching leggings.www.dailymail.co.uk
Not so skinny now are ya big girl!!!!
bleeping loving it
The jokes on you once again!!!!!
She goes out for a nice dinner wearing the kind of clothes I wear to clean the toilet. I don't get her fascination with tight clothing, she'd actually look so much better in a nice wrap dress with some tights and boots, maybe a decent pair of jeans.
Or a couple of giant bin liners.
Ahahaha This is so accurate. I usually wear old scabby leggings and an old sports bra to clean my house after getting bleach spots on some nice clothing.
I am always in- old sports bra, tatty leggings- to scrub the toilet.
If she's comfortable being seen in public in a tight crop top and leggings, I wonder why she feels the need to filter herself on socials. If she felt tit about her body then she definitely wouldn't wear that. But she must do to filter it. 
Can you imagine knowing her in real life and seeing her then her cartoon pictures!? Someone I know uses filters liberally and looks very little like her pictures but this is something else.
Surely her pawn pics would be classed as hentai at this point as they are literal cgi?!
Surely her pawn pics would be classed as hentai at this point as they are literal cgi?!
These pics are just what I needed after a busy stressful day.
She is an absolute c*nt posting like she is some tiny gym bunny on insta and then looking like this in the wild, and the crocs on the hooves just finish it off
She is an absolute c*nt posting like she is some tiny gym bunny on insta and then looking like this in the wild, and the crocs on the hooves just finish it off
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Omg now imagine what she actually looked like last week when she was out and she had that very little top on. Man I’m just cringing thinking about it. I just keep thinking. little Britain vibes with a little porker dressed up like a slapped and fat just spilling out everywhere. How sad for anyone else at the table with her. Probably also feeding her bullshit like wow babes you look amazing….unreal.These pics are just what I needed after a busy stressful day.
She is an absolute c*nt posting like she is some tiny gym bunny on insta and then looking like this in the wild, and the crocs on the hooves just finish it off
I had 2 pregnancies in quick sucession and a stillbirth and the last thing I cared about was how I looked..... for years, I'm ashamed to say. But why does she filter herself so much? It's OK to have a battered body after kids, a fairly high percentage of women do... but dear god, stop pretending to be something you're not. Life's too bloody short, Lauren, seriously.
Loz charging back into the restaurant cos Laorse is crying.
"She bantaaas wiv meee." No she doesn't Lauren.
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