Lauren Goodger #7 Big loz flouts all lockdown rules, sweetcorn makes up 95% of her stools
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Yeah if you go on the stylists profile there are other shots of Lauren's hair during lockdown in November, when she is claiming that they are old photo too. Comments say otherwise.
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It doesn’t matter how many covid tests u have WE’RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE OR DO TREATMENTS 
other wise y wouldnt all us beauticians/hairdressers of done that from when ever we were a loud to get tests?? 
. The only other way around it is to say it’s “work” but I still
reckon we would need an ok from a governing body somewhere. I’m Only guessing at this tho being as tho people on tv are stilll getting hair/makeup done
other wise y wouldnt all us beauticians/hairdressers of done that from when ever we were a loud to get tests?? . The only other way around it is to say it’s “work” but I stillreckon we would need an ok from a governing body somewhere. I’m Only guessing at this tho being as tho people on tv are stilll getting hair/makeup done
Back to her nails now and a quick look and something has changed.
Who posts a pic of boring short nude nails and says can’t wait for these??
Our Lozza's an inspiration: Finding the time to get her nails and hair done in the middle of a global pandemic, managing to supervise chunky chas rustle up delicious sweetcorn and tomato feasts, photoshopping all her pics, popping out to the local car park with her arse half hanging out and writing a lot of incomprehensible, illegible bawlacks on the socials. You know - forget scientists and epidemologists who study for years and who have scientific proof of Covid, I'm sticking with Loz - s'all made up, innit?
Her hair looks good styled as a face covering lol
If there was an "idiot of the week" award loz would win, however she would have some stiff competition, Zara Holland, Chloe Ferry, Katie Price and Rita Ora and so on.
What’s Charles up to lately? Has he been posting anything on Instagram? Maybe he’s gone home to visit. She usually can’t help herself posting pics of him.
You know my fella's beard is so big at the moment he looks more like Oddball than Charlie boy. Well Oddball crossed with a 70's pornstar fadge on his face I'd love it if he could get to the Barbers!. This bint just pisses me right off breaking the rules!
Why does it matter if she’s just had a Covid test 
Old Loz needs a (socially distanced) intervention.
Old Loz needs a (socially distanced) intervention.
I just thought the same thing ! We haven't seen his wee face featured in a good few days ! Probably got covid along with the pal.
Why don't you shave it for him; put on some Barry White, a little glass of bubbly... and a lawn mower should do it!
Whatever he is doing his is doing it in PRIVATE, that or he forgot to change his settings again.
Sucking balls for money
Seriously - she is clearly functionally illiterate. I'm actually quite shocked, those are NOT typos. She is hard to feel sorry for but I actually do feel for people like that. She should never have left education with nothing to show for it.
I just saw an IG story where she claimed she was humble or something. I can’t find it again. Did anyone get it ?
Someone once said "Stop Making stupid people famous", I think that applies to Lozza and a number of dodgy reality stars.
Found it. Since when was loz mother Theresa ?
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She was probably thinking about apple crumble...
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