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Lauren Goodger #7 Big loz flouts all lockdown rules, sweetcorn makes up 95% of her stools
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Seriously that is one state and there is nothing remotely sexy about that either . Hair like worzal gummidge, I would love to know what odd bod actually thinks about all this whilst he glances up from playing with his X box.... surely he must look at her edited version and think 
Big loz shouts: ‘Oi Chaz, get that sweet corn in the pan and heat it up I’m just busy spreading my flaps, I’ll be there in a min’
What a strange old life these Z lists lead, normal person = busy doing household stuff , watching Netflix , busy with kids , working.. Lozza = busy spreading her meaty flaps for a tenner..
Surely she must be constantly on the sniff to have enough self belief that this is actually appealing?!?!
This! This! This! I love it ! Off to Instagram I go to report big Loz for her dirty porny string bag arse photosBig Loz reveals she’s a Covid denier
The new pap pics show she’s a photoshopped liar
And finally, after months of stalking through inhospitable terrain, the team has finally achieved its goal. The first recorded sighting of the Lowland Lozzapotamous. This creature is characterised by its abnormally large hindquarters, short stocky legs and large flat face. The Lozzapotamous rarely leaves its lair before nightfall, when it is able to completely change its appearance as it hunts for a mate.I'm so sorry about this to all of you just waking up and I sincerely hope you havent had breakfast otherwise it ll probs be leaving your stomach shortly. She has just posted this absolute monstrosity to her stories. I managed to screenshot her face. She was turning it away but you can still see the fat bloatedness and the extra chin. My god she is absolutely disgusting
I don’t know howSince @265 isn't here is someone opening a new thread or ? I don't know the scenario as haven't been here for one when 265 wasnt here
Same, I will have a lookI don’t know how
Update: I think you have to be at a certain level as I can't see a new thread option anywhere.
@WordSalad please do more of this, very funny.
Why does Laurens bum have ledges, do you ladies all have a ledge bum or am I odd?
Why does Laurens bum have ledges, do you ladies all have a ledge bum or am I odd?
you just need to go back to the main screen and the new thread button is on the top right of the page. You cant see it when your in a thread. Then report your own last post and then mods then lock the threadSame, I will have a look
Update: I think you have to be at a certain level as I can't see a new thread option anywhere.
I don't have a ledge bum, maybe her Mum and Dad had ledge bums and their Mum and Dad had ledge bums and it's just hereditary that at the age of 28 they all get ledge bums.
Just reported her porno bum for false information lol gave me a giggle
Will try do new thread now !!!!
Lauren Goodger #8 Lozza and her face so large turned her boyfriend into Arg.
New thread! Thank you to @Blowup80 who won the vote by a landslide😜 Old thread: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-7-big-loz-flouts-all-lockdown-rules-sweetcorn-makes-up-95-of-her-stools.13142/page-50 Grab your sweetcorn and enjoy people!
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The first thing I saw!! I know, I know but I was deliberately trying to blank out the obvious. The cankles are an absolute treat though.Those cankles
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