Lauren Goodger #60 Lozza The Hutt flogging a cheap hairdryer, Laorse’s diet comes from the deep fat fryer

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geordiegirl

geordiegirl

Thanks to @minamoon for the new thread title! Had to shorten it a bit to make it fit 🙂

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #59 Come on Lozza get out of bed, must be at least 40 minutes since you were all last fed

Thanks to @Blowup80 for the new thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-58-she-a-lump-he-a-tool-poor-lahorse-freezing-in-the-pool.29521/ Roundup: We were treated to the sight of Lozza the Hut and Chaz in a mag photo shoot with BYG in a large hospital gown...
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We are eagerly awaiting LaBored Mark II when she slides out of BYG in the stable annexe in Jultember at some point

Lozza was trying to flog a wedding dress six sizes too small for her

She then when onto promote a cheap hairdryer knock off Dyson thing from China where the reviews are about as good as Lozz the Hutts cooking skills

Another drop of bikini and lingerie shots from a shoot a while ago with the weird alien like belly button

Could be trouble in paradise with our BYG and Chaz as he’s hitting the gym and having a salad and posting stupid quotes

BYG begged for someone to come and clean her Lazy Spa/paddling pool and blamed poor setup for it not being clean…

Oh and she’s tired and the first person to be pregnant ya’no🤦🏻‍♀️

Some of our @Pom Bear creations from the last thread ref our BYG trying to flog a wedding dress and promoting a cheap hairdryer from China

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As you were Scrunchies!
 
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minamoon

minamoon

Ooh a thread title win! I'm honoured, truly! Here's a little commemorative artwork in celebration.

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ishaggedhughjackman

ishaggedhughjackman

has she filled the range rover with maccy's packaging and dirty old tissues yet? Presumably she will expect Land Rover to clean it for her?
 
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Notredamn

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teapipinhghot said:
What cleaning services do we think she’ll be on the beg for this week then?
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‘Is there anyone who provides personal services who can come and wipe my arse? I’m pregnant and it’s too far away from me and I’m not very good at domestic things LOL’
 
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CocoLoco2

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On the HV point - I was under the same area as Lozza and they literally only see you in newborn stage - after that it’s choice to attend clinic for advice/weighing. If she stepped foot in a clinic they would 100% be telling her a thing or two about that poor babies weight and diet. My friend is due a 1year check soon (also under same area) and at the moment it’s still done over the phone due to the Covid excuse 🙄
 
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Cocobaby09

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Just saw poor LaOrse in the last thread, wee soul is like the Michelin Man. Loz and Ch’Arg are a bloody disgrace 😡😡
 
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Sunnydaze101

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Cocobaby09 said:
Just saw poor LaOrse in the last thread, wee soul is like the Michelin Man. Loz and Ch’Arg are a bloody disgrace 😡😡
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I wonder if her sister posted them because she thinks it’s funny and irks people up. Or is their family just plain trailer trash and they have no ounce of class between them. I have to say their dad does look nice and normal. Perhaps the females in the family have all just taken a leaf out of their mums book and just trash. They all look like they would fit the bill to appear on the Jerry springer show. And where is Charles letting pics of his daughters breasts go up online like that.
 
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pigeonpie

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Childhood obesity is a risk factor in precocious puberty … poor baby girl :(
 
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Socklicker

Lafatose quickly climbing up the fat league.

2-3 more months and there will be a fierce battle for the top spot.

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Crowbag

Well he's certainly had experience of the worst.
Maybe after price and laureen he should set his sights higher, someone like daniella westwood? Or collins? Liz truss?
 
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