I'd be shocked if she hasn't got high blood pressure with all that weight she's gained and all the fat and salt she's wolfing down.
Lauren Goodger #60 Lozza The Hutt flogging a cheap hairdryer, Laorse’s diet comes from the deep fat fryer
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Sooo… please hear me out.
Let’s assume BYG was telling the truth about Baby Gel’s birthday (20th July)
She then claimed she found out she was pregnant 8 weeks after = w/c 13th Sept.
Likely at least 4 weeks preg (as per positive test). 36 weeks from 13th Sept = w/c 23rd May
Let’s assume BYG was telling the truth about Baby Gel’s birthday (20th July)
She then claimed she found out she was pregnant 8 weeks after = w/c 13th Sept.
Likely at least 4 weeks preg (as per positive test). 36 weeks from 13th Sept = w/c 23rd May
this is what I’ve been saying all along! The math ain’t mathing!
I think someone picked Junlyember
YES SNOWFAIRY!!!Sooo… please hear me out.
Let’s assume BYG was telling the truth about Baby Gel’s birthday (20th July)
She then claimed she found out she was pregnant 8 weeks after = w/c 13th Sept.
Likely at least 4 weeks preg (as per positive test). 36 weeks from 13th Sept = w/c 23rd May
I bet the second coming has come, and she’s holding out for a mag deal, photo ops, and recovering from the c section.
She must hate it when a new season of love island starts and she goes further and further down the chain. And then the newbies come along and make a million and do good with it.
Influencers with babies are to common these days. She needs to pop out quadruplets to think she would be able to make money out of kids these days. No one gives a crap with what she has to offer now
Influencers with babies are to common these days. She needs to pop out quadruplets to think she would be able to make money out of kids these days. No one gives a crap with what she has to offer now
If so that'll have blunted a good few scalpels.
Maybe they used one of those tools whalers use to slit open whales.
Unusual for the self-obsessed blowhard beggy manatee to be so quiet on Instagram.
Maybe Dreary No II La'chesney is here already.
The Naked Doula (*cough, charlatan who peddles a load of hogwash*) gives no clues what she's up to on her Instagram, but this recent image of hers is Pom-worthy - "I birthed my baby with my legs in the air, in the corner of a stable, like a horse", anyone?
Maybe Dreary No II La'chesney is here already.
But she's still "so current" https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...e-hitting-the-floor.20716/page-4#post-5367489 and the media aren't interested in the "new ones", she's "in the magazines every day", dontcha know. https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...he-deep-fat-fryer.30254/page-34#post-10046364
The Naked Doula (*cough, charlatan who peddles a load of hogwash*) gives no clues what she's up to on her Instagram, but this recent image of hers is Pom-worthy - "I birthed my baby with my legs in the air, in the corner of a stable, like a horse", anyone?
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“Nurse! Fetch me my harpoon” cried the doctor, upon seeing Moby head Goodger with her
cankles flung high in the air,
like she did not care,
in the corner of the stable, she laid bare, ChunkyChaz did not care, but his only fans produced no fare,
so back to the great white whale he goes,
birthing in a stable, all for show,
he often wonders “where is Bisto?”,
nobody knows.
And what of Larose?
They hope she is in a carb-induced comatose.
Love it
Just made and I've added a Loz lookalike to the cartoon lol also with outer belly button
xx 
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Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?
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Ha well I can better that luv! I didn't even make it to hospital - mine was born beside the toilet in our bathroom
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