Charlie mate, you are 24! Sort yourself out. Yeah maybe you're not doing roids and sniff anymore, but you've become a lump so young . Get your tit together. Loz, look after your children, you lump.
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Doubt she made that soup herself , imagine the salt in it 
larose will be 21 and still launching bowls about if they don’t try and show her .
larose will be 21 and still launching bowls about if they don’t try and show her .
Hahaha she smugly stares into the camera whilst Charlie is singing her praises "the way Lawen 'as towt Lawose how to eat iz just loike amazin"
He is probably still on the Packet.
I swear he’s the new Arg. He even dresses like him.
He is 24. He looks like he drives a people carrier, drinks bitter only on a Sunday, his hobby is building train sets and his favourite TV show is countdown.
Poor kids had no other choice but to learn how to eat. It’s lump of a mother can’t be bothered to feed her so she just dumps the food in front of her and gets back to watching Tv.
The whole interview was very food based….
Absolutely. Me too. What do they do when they are out? Let the babies chuck food everywhere? Naaah
Wow! That video I'm in shock she was happy to sit with that sheet in her or whatever it is? She looks like she is on one of those fat programmes my 600lb life! And ready to go down for surgery!
I'm in shock she was happy to sit with that sheet in her or whatever it is? She looks like she is on one of those fat programmes my 600lb life! And ready to go down for surgery!Someone mentioned earlier that Charlie is in Arg’s cast offs - thought well we know what is going to happen when the new child arrives trip to turkey for some weight loss surgery for them both for free
What video is this?Wow! That video
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You lot have ended me tonightShe literally looks like she mid gynaecologist examination
These twats are the gifts that keep on giving
Just seen it. Oh my!!!! Wouldn’t even know where to start. And did she have white gunk on her lips the whole time? And Charlie sounds so pathetic!!! What a massive loser. Massive literally, wow he’s gone fa. And she’s just a big fridge. A full fridge. Solid
This made me laugh so much that I had to try and make two pics trying not to laugh at the same time
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Oh Pom - definitely one of your best.This made me laugh so much that I had to try and make two pics trying not to laugh at the same time
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That's killed me Pom you make me laugh so muchThis made me laugh so much that I had to try and make two pics trying not to laugh at the same time
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Pom, this is absolute perfection, I’ve got tears rolling down my face from laughing so much!This made me laugh so much that I had to try and make two pics trying not to laugh at the same time
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@Heneghs you’re a legend for finding that video. Holy duck are they massive. She’s easily as big now as she was in the street paps with their wind machines photos, although that’s to be expected given she lost none of the weight she gained from baby 1. He looks like he’s been drinking goose fat by the bucket load.
Her sat covered in a white sheet is hilarious - perhaps they told her it would act like a green screen so they could easily photoshop a different body onto her? Or it was a magic sheet that took off 40 pounds? You can see just how much they’ve photoshopped her when you see the video of the same images being taken.
Chaz saying that Larose has learnt so much:
• She can feed herself -
• She can talk… with her hands
Lauren:
• I have a routine but it’s not, like, regimental to every hour, it’s just a rough routine.
Dead.
Loooool just madeThat pink dress makes her look like Patrick from SpongeBob ! If only we could change Patrick’s face to BYG’s
xx His got the same belly button too
xx .Back later
Rough routine feeding ya kid tit and slumping her in a high chair. Basically putting her in a food coma so that you can filter pictures of yourself. Also not wanting her to be mobile as that would mean that you would actually have to move. I would be embarrassed if I was her with them photos. Imagine all the people from towie looking at that, they will be thinking who the duck is that Fatboy and actually is that reallylauren as she doesn't look like that. She still looks like absolute tit but she is actually worse than that. Imagine them actually watching her insta stories. She will be an absolute laughing stock and be slagged off for being an absolute tit mother. Keep them coming tho lozza as we love taking the piss out of you and your fantasy life
Probably starving after eating nothing but sweetcorn for the past months
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