Lauren Goodger #58 She a lump, he a tool, poor La'horse freezing in the pool

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So I was coming on to speculate about just this. She claims in the article that “she’s in discussions about a return to television” - obviously she won’t get her own TV show, she’s a washed up reality TV show has-been - so I can only imagine Moleman is scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas.

She got some higher profile stuff close to post-TOWIE: Dancing on Ice (2013), Celebrity Big Brother (2014). Then a hiatus until Celebs Go Dating (2019) which will basically take anyone like Nikita Jasmine (loudmouth, botched fishwife from MAFS U.K) who is another of Moley’s clients.

Her only options now are:
• Celebs on the farm (C5) - may be mistaken for a farm yard animal and sent to the abattoir;
• The real dirty dancing (E4) - must be partnered with an Olympic weightlifter;
• Celebrity coach trip (E4) - would require a celebrity friend and she has none. Perhaps she’d suggest taking Nanny Crack with her - that would certainly be entertaining;
• Celebrity Ex on the Beach (MTV) - she’d need to split with Chaz again and either of them emerging from the waves may be harpooned.
 
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Pampered Pam

the reason she got pregnant was to get a tv show she said whilst pregnant she would take over from sam and billie to be towies biggest star she is that deluded and she has been trying to get back on tv for years all the meetings with producers has never got her back on tv loads of times she has said she was going back to towie even though none of the producers on towie new this she is a pathological liar who should face facts she is to unlikable for tv getting pregnant has not made a difference to producers
 
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hugothebear

Oh Anna I love your posts!
 
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BirkenheadTranny

My son face planted a chocolate birthday cake once and still wasn't as mucky as Labamba
 
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Sunnydaze101

Even OK couldn’t edit the whole plate face. It’s just a massive moon isn’t it. And I don’t get why the edits her hair lately to nearly black when we know it’s light brown. What a dick. And it’s so fake it looks like a wig now not even just photoshopped.

 
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Sunnydaze101

Notredamn said:
The only talks she’s in about tv shows is with Chaz
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Hahaha. And Crack Grannie aka wannabe Kris Jenner is begging to film the sexitime and leak it . If your reading this Nannie Crack, invest in a wide lens camera, really wide.
 
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Crowbag

When she says she's in discussion about tv, it's probably something like this:

Loz: can i be on telly.
Every single tv company: no

And that's it.
Discussion done.
 
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Sunnydaze101

She couldn’t face her face and body being on tv anyway. Didn’t she quit that celeb dating show after they went overseas because she didn’t want to get in a swimsuit unfiltered.

BirkenheadTranny said:
My son face planted a chocolate birthday cake once and still wasn't as mucky as Labamba
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And I bet your son looked really cute after and was swiftly cleaned up.
 
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BirkenheadTranny

He looked very pleased with himself, that's for sure
 
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HeCannitSeeMan

That hairdo is abysmal! Although I don’t know that it’s a wig cuz I dare say that sloping forehead couldn’t keep a syrup in place.

I don’t get it at all… as she’s aging she’s looking more and more like she had chromosomal disorders
 
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MrAllSeeingEye

“In talks about TV shows”. Bollocks, she wouldn’t go on TV unless she could have full control over filtering her appearance, so live TV out of the question.

I would love her to do I’m A Celeb though (imagine the shower footage ) purely because she wouldn't be able to stick at it and would give up at the first hurdle. Like she does with anything that’s hard work, i.e. motherhood.
 
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Pom Bear

MrsGripperStebson said:
Oh @Pom Bear that is just perfect!!! Only for Ch'Arg and BYG though (although thats more than enough of a meal for any great white...), let poor Larose go to people who care for her.....
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Thank you xx
I agree the baby should go to more caring parents xx

I had a bit of fun doing this last night...the last two are the funniest I think loooool x
Back later









 
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Vickster2110

The neck does it for me....like a rolled up joint of pork from the butchers Haha
 
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Philimena cunk

The actual logistics of these two pillocks bumping uglys is horrific...

Pom Bear said:
I'm up to page 10 x

I leave this here and be back later x

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