Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[Hootero]

If she’s this shameless and vile in public, can you even imagine what she’s like behind the scenes?

 

[JakeM]

Bewful

 

[hayleybaby]

Poundland chocs for Valentine’s Day and he did the same for her birthday party too. Pringle’s and Mr Kiplings treats for the guest.
This is all fine, but she makes out she’s living a life of luxury in her rich little world with her Chanel and LV handbags (the fake ones). Why try and be someone you are clearly not. She has zero class and can’t afford that lifestyle. Stop dreaming and go bury your head in the Mr Kiplings box of goodies Charlie got you.

Do you think she’s going garlic or ham and cheese Kiev for their romantic v day meal?

 

[MuckyDucker]

ooooo, shes put a days worth of food on IG!!!
Get a grip lean cuisine or whatever you are called, BYG is really not a good advert for you

it was really good of her to call out the word 'normal' in reference to people who aren't vegan or vegetarian, well done Lozza ..

So there's like vegan, and then there's normal ...

Not sure Linda McCartney or Quorn will be signing you up anytime soon

 

[lipsyloo__]

Burn baby burn

Wether you like bisto or not I do think she comes across with your head screwed on, not like big loz

 

[Hootero]

I was having a really shite morning until I saw this. Spat my smoothie out. How lucky are we to be blessed with this soft, pretty yung gel.

She looks like a ‘CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER’ character mode on an early PlayStation 1 Wrestling game...

 

[Userom]

And the best buttery garlic bit isn't on her plate it's falling over the chopping board what a ducking idiot ...

this is exactly what I thought. WTAF are you
doing cutting it on the chopping board

I'm not on insta! I need to see!

 

[JakeM]

Four kids? She’s struggling as it is with Larose and Yes. Only Lauren would think having kids to strengthen an already broken relationship is a good idea. Hahahaha, I can’t stop laughing!

 

[Blowup80]

Someone enquire what pay she’s offering

Lasts on a fag and a tin of sweetcorn

 

[Intoxicating]

Lozza got competition

Woman with 'world's biggest bum' reveals men find her 'scary'

Natasha Crown, 29, from Gothenburg, recently made an appearance on the YouTube show, Hooked on the Look, where she reaveled how her 'extreme' body and personality put men off.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[lipsyloo__]

Imagine waking up to that!

 

[Clickbait]

New thread Scrunchies! Thanks to @Clickbait for the new title!!

Onwards and upwards for the next instalment!

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #52 BYG and Chaz are toast, left to beg on her own for Larose and Laroast

Congratulations to @fluffy_peanut on the thread title 👏 - a long time lurker turned title winner 👑 As promised I’ve put together a poll for the Scrunchies to pick what the new baby’s name will be from some amazing suggestions in the last thread. You can choose 2 options. Quick recap: After...

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Roundup:

She’s still preggers
Chaz wet off with the Bisto kid Amy whilst they were split and Amy keeps coming back with photos that obvs keep winding up our BYG as she puts photos on from about ten years ago
She claimed herself as ‘soft pretty’
She’s made Big Ben bend into the Thames with such bad photoshopping (but it hasn’t been touched according to her)
She’s starting a You Tube Chanel (her word, not mine) and will be uploading their recent trip to the Sea Life Centre in London
Been gifted a free pram again
And, she’s still a cunt

Thanks @geordiegirl for the new thread and round up. Thank you to the Scrunchies for being the new thread title winner I think I benefited from being the earliest suggestion as there were some crackers.

Thanks also for getting on board with the name poll. Laulié came out as favourite, closely followed by a variation on her own name (again)

 

[WordSalad]

Why has she given that baby a WHOLE fucking banana? Doesn’t she understand that a 7month old’s stomach is still really small? My 2 year old still doesn’t eat a full banana at breakfast.

She's stuffing the poor kid so she'll sleep for hours and hot mumma can trawl Insta for insprashunal quotes to post.

 

[Blowup80]

On celebs go dating, they all went abroad to see their dates etc. Why wasn’t big loz there? Couldn’t afford the Flight

Couldn't bear the thought of anyone seeing her in a bikini!

 

[mrbusiness]

Just watching this add again where she reads from a script and can barely speak like a normal human -it’s embarrassing. Never seen or heard this sock thing mentioned since that post. Imagine the company paid her for that

Big loz! Think your on / off / off / on boyfriend is missing his side bit
I bloody love bisto kid

Bisto kid looks like she’s at Nan’s mobile home in the guest room.

 

[Intoxicating]

Are you subscribed?!

Not anymore. I subbed last year for 1 month when he was on his $3 offer just so could post it on here He’s always sending teasers like that tho to try and tempt us expired to subscribe again.

His profile wasn’t that good and it’s defo aimed at males

 

[Hootero]

What did his Insta post say? Or what was he selling?

He was selling the other half of Lozza’s face that you don’t see in her IG photos.

 

[roseturntupnose]

So was that balloon shoot supposed to be the big gender reveal?
Then Amy announced the scandal and big loz revealed the gender to try and distract from chaz trying to impregnate anything with a questionable tan and pulse

At least loz has realised its easier to photoshop against a plain background, rather than street slabs or outside a pub

 

[WordSalad]

Looks like bisto has been having editing lessons from laureen.
The legs are hilarious.

Sorry but IMO Ms Bisto is just as ropey as Big Gel, but slimmer. Wot a crazy wewld we live in

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Pics posted by our bewful just a few days apart . And if she’s happy posting the first pic, imagine what the actual version looks like. Oh I do hope Charlie drops some amazing pics one day when she fucks him off