Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[Anna666]

Keep your shitting false bullying to yourself cos you NO nothing

.... Looooooooool ... SMFH!!



I hope if they are throwing threats out to lil ronseal Amy, she keeps all evidence, and goes to old bill ... these morons ( family ) all come across as an inbred science experiment gone wrong ... not surprising lozzaaa is soo fucking thick ( fucked up genetics does that ) .... If you are here reading Amy, try to not worry .. if there is one thing this obese fake ` Heffalump ` fears, is being exposed for the fucking fake arse she is ... so expose the cunt to the media and make some money as well .... here she is with her ` wonderful ` CRACK WHORE mother ... says it all really ... BIG LOZZZZ IS NOTHING BUT AN OBJECT OF RIDICULE

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Assemble all Scrunchies, what we missed? (Apart from BYG completely not comprehending simple sentences ) Or is this old cyanide story from a couple of years ago that's been resurrected?

 

[lipsyloo__]

Poor big loz. Bisto kid keeps on giving

 

[Hootero]

Well there are few to choose from

Oddbod
Chaz
Turkey Reef
Love rat
Porn star
Gay for Pay
Sink Blocker
Builder
Builder porn star
Gay for pay builder porn star
Carpet fitter
Dirty Dick
Bent over couch pants down white socks guy
Rapper
Wannabe.

God I'm exhausted now

I have that Ting Ting’s song from 15 odd years or so ago in my head now.

# They call me....
Oddbod
Chaz
Turkey Reef
Love rat
Porn star
Gay for Pay
Sink Blocker
Builder
Builder porn star
Gay for pay builder porn star
Carpet fitter
Dirty Dick
Bent over couch pants down white socks guy
Rapper
Wannabe.
That’s not my name! That’s not my name!#

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Too busy rating dicks at 8am

 

[Eureka]

Yep.

Confirmed cast just released:

BYG: Has to be created by A.I as no human being can do justice to our radiantly bewfelyungel
LaRose: Matt Lucas
Chaz: Tom Daley
Mark Wright: Leigh Francis

Can we get the real Mark Wright to play himself and may I suggest Bisto to play Michelle

 

[Notredamn]

She’s definitely milking 2 minutes of fame for as long as she possibly can.

I just love how she must be winding BYG up so much

She’s winding her up alright, but at what cost to herself? The only clout Charlie has is being known for shagging Katie Price and shagging Lauren Goodger- I’d have kept having it off with him to myself personally

 

[Hootero]

Even in animation today, there is still something a little distant in that poor baby’s eyes. Also she was very calm/slow with her drinking from her beaker. I really hope the poor child is okay, but if she were mine I would be talking to a Dr about it.

My youngest brother has autism, and even at his age, there was a bit more going on in terms of animation with him than there is with Larose. Maybe she’s struggling with hitting her milestones because of lack of engagement from her useless parents? I hope that’s it and she can catch up in the future. I’d hate to think there’s anything else going on with that poor child.

Edit: Not that I think having a child with special needs is a bad thing or the parents fault in anyway whatsoever (obviously), it’s just I can’t see her woeful parents being able to give the right love and care to a child with additional needs.

 

[hayleybaby]

She must realise that the Only Fans route isn't making her any money? That no one wants to see her. Her and KP are passed their sell by date years ago. Young girls are doing girl on girl, threesomes all sorts on their only fans and charging a lot less than these two. It's time to grow up, get a fucking job, some self respect, start a plus size clothing line, OWN her size and be a mamma to her two girls. She could earn more money if she accepted herself, her size AND her situation.

exactly this! Body positivity is huge at the moment (excuse the pun) . She would gain so much more respect if she was honest about putting on weight, talking about how it impacts her mentally and owned the fact she is bigger now. Even if she believes the weight gain is only temporary. She is in her 30s, will have 2 children. It’s not easy for a lot of women to maintain the size they were in their 20s. She needs to be honest with her following so she had more relatable content … and you know … can actually leave the house without fear of paps with wind machines.

she needs to pick a lane. Either adult content of wholesome, family. Body positivity shit. not both!

 

[Intoxicating]

So Ch’arge getting desperate again.

So who’s bathroom is this?

 

[Blowup80]

Bisto is just another wannabe that will ride on the coat tails of sucking someone's cock. Bit like that Monteys-Fullham horror. We will see candid park workout shots anyday now!

 

[maggisojuicy]

Is she missing teef 



 

[Emmie81]

The size of her shadows

she is literally a hippo

 

[geordiegirl]

Eeeee, lads and lasses shall we have a trip to Newcastle (for those that aren't already resident), might get to see our BYG in the flesh like!

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Honestly if I hear BYG is coming I’ll take one for the team and get something pumped or filled in

 

[Kilo005]

You just KNOW big Loz’s family are a right rough old bunch and getting them to fight her battles doesn’t seem to be a new thing given the comments I posted from TikTok!

Guys I have news. Last night me and Amy were chatting via insta DM. I screen shotted the tattle life and she thinks it's hilarious. Now I do feel a bit bad because of the while bisto thing, I hope she took it in good grace. She thinks this site is too funny. She just messaged me now, Apparently lozzas family are threatening to come down to her work. It's not on.

 

[JakeM]

Sweetcorn in a bewful nightmare
(Turn the oven on, babes)

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Poor big loz. Bisto kid keeps on giving

Imagine having to look at this pic knowing your boyfriend had his head in between them sweet thighs then his Willy!!

 

[LaSoiDisantDame]

I bet soft pretty bewful yung gel is fuming

How does Bisto Kid keep her sheets so white? Surely the granules get everywhere …

 

[Kilo005]

Why doesn’t La’earspinned wear bibs!? You’re making more work for yourself Lozza you great oaf!

 

[Nosymum]

Did anyone else notice the Poor girl was bursting out of that sleepsuit far too small for her. Don’t tell me byg is so nuts she even wants her baby in smaller sized clothes .