Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[savethelastdance]

No words needed…

 

[Anna666]

Has Lauren had a Fox eye thread lift? She’s looking more Ting Tong than ever before.

Like twins! ..... Both ` natural ` beauty

 

[Pom Bear]

Eeeeeh @Pom Bear yiu never fail to make us laugh! Now I did hear Lozza was at the Taj Mahal one time so if you have time to do a pic…!

Thank you xx.
Just made lool xx.

 

[lamaitresse]

Just realised the Lean Kitchen videos have sound (guess who barely uses Instagram), she sounds bored, not enthusiastic at all (uh, advertising a company? freebies?) and yeah, as mentioned before, calling non-Vegan / non-Vegetarian eaters "Normal" is a bit weird - it's almost like the language my mum uses about heterosexuals versus gay / alternative lifestyle-living people.

My take away from those video clips is "Yeah I'll advertise it for ya but I ain't gonna eat it" (proceeds to prepare a calorifcally-horrific meal instead and shares that on Instagram a few hours later).

She is so staggeringly stupid and un-self aware it makes me want to rescue Larose before her dimness is transferred over. (Though it's likely Larose is already more intellectually advanced than Laureen).

It's actually amazing she made it on TV. I'd worry about her even taking direction or reading cue cards, she's that stupid.

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

The begster is looking for a blow dry for a "photo shoot" tomorrow....c'mon Essex based scrunchies, surely one of you has a spare hour and a paddle brush? Get yourselves round there!!!

 

[Hootero]

I always think of that Cyndi Lauper lyric from ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ when I see a rare pic of our BYG...

‘Somebody take a bewful’ ‘yung ‘gel and hide her away from the rest of the world....’

 

[wrongturn]

Thread title #still fat as f&@k, can’t make a quick buck

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Just for old times sake

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Luv the broken chairs too - did she bust those with her fat arse?

Was she waddling around for two hours with that chair stuck to her collossal arse as Ch/Arg tried to wrench it off?

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

What’s she hiding behind the heart? I don’t believe for a sec that she nipped out to the paper shop I love this pic too as her face is lopsided and her eyes look weird from the photoshopping

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Oh god how could I have forgotten those gems!!

She's announcing we're going to see her real face after she has the baby.

 

[Notredamn]

Bewful nightmare lyrics excerpt:

Turn the lights off!
Every day I rest in my bed,
With hopes I’ll get another freebie for fuck all,
I’m constantly off my head
Lost in a fairytale, can you hold my hand and be my guide (so I never alone)

I could be a sweetcorn dream or a bewful nitemare
Somebody punch me.

 

[Chi4]

So the goodger family is like the mafia now have a go at Ch’Arg he’s the one dipping his dick ! rough as assholes that lot

 

[Pom Bear]

Well Pom the 'I want this' needs to be on a thin photo of BYG or better still Bisto Kids body and her 'thin' head............

One for tomorrow xx.

I CAN’T POM!! Every time I think your mock-ups can’t get any funnier, you go and bloody top it once more! Crying with effin’ laughter here!! Thank you!! xx

Loooool xx.
Thank you xx

Oh that's fabulous, thanks pom!

Thank you, you're welcome xx

An old one for now xx.

 

[Anna666]

I hope Odd Bod is back with her ... we need more photos like these golden moments ... of our BYG ... wiv her strong ormones ... perfekt bluudsss .... her psikik ` rita ora ` and those industrial strength WIND MACHINES the press use ..... while hidden in their vans for 12hrs waiting for our big lozzz .... BYG to be seen in public ... come on charlie boy, its worth it, just for the giggles, the sweetcorn and cremated goose fat roasties ...... AYYEEEE

 

[Intoxicating]

So has she posted any photos that actually show them inside Sealife or did she just stand outside and pretend they went in? I wouldn’t expect she got complimentary entry as she is a nobody and even Merlin have standards

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

Personally I think bisto is awful.
Just another absolute nobody desperate for some publicity.

She’s all filter and photoshop, alien face and inflated tits.
Desperation and bisto ooze from every pore.
She’s just one of many, clueless and pointless.

Do you know who is really awful though? Chas - takes a break from family life, couldn't wait to get his dick wet and then runs back to his pay cheque (small though it is) when things hot up a bit. What an absolute prince amongst men.....

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Did one of you report it I hope so

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When he tags Instagram and says they need to be smarter. Yeah maybe they should be smarter at removing his girlfriends Instagram when she tries to sell fake goods and mark them as authentic.

 

[Anna666]

She better start thinking on how the heck she will support two children ... Im sure odd bod can only give the silly deluded moo a certain amount from his labouring job, and onlyfans fiasco, probably not enough to pay for even the basic essentials, and now he has his own pad, will have to pay his own bills ... once she has two demanding lil ones wanting her attention 24/7 ... she wont have the time or energy to wipe that blubbery arse of hers ... let alone continue to be this ` super star ..... famous ... IN DEMAND .. delusional ... PRETTTIII .. SOFTY .... BYG ` ..... that we all love " LIPSMAK ... LIPSMAK .... FLIPPING RIDICULOUS LIPSMAK!!! .... AVE A NARRRNNNNAAA AN POWWIIDDDDGGGEEEE ... BABY GURLLLLLL "... she thought she could do yewwwwtooobe ... but is finding that it takes some skill, determination, discipline and a few ` BRIAN CELLS ` to actually be a success in this field, where competition is fierce, she has none of these traits .... what the fuck does our lozzzaaa have, that people want to see???? ..... well apart from that odd over weight body, baboons arse ... and MOON HEAD ... bad grammar, atrocious spelling ... she gives that ALL FREE on IG regularly ... she cant cook, cant speak, cant do anything much, but lay in bed all day, is bone lazy ... probably not employable for a regular job .... she's a con merchant ... posting very old pics, to her pervs on only fans .... what exactly has she to offer on yewwwwwwtooobbbeeee ... maybe she should do a feeders channel, where deviants pay the dumb mare to stuff her bloated boat race, with cakes, chocolate and take away crap ( there's a big market for this ... a lot of crazy punters out there ) ... that's one thing she is good at .... EATING ... there you go lozzz ... Ive just given you another idea ( your welcome )

 

[Clickbait]

That’s quite a big stomach for four months isn’t it.
She keeps panning to the other pillow. Is she trying to show Charlie is not there and she hasn’t taken him back yet?? Is she waiting for her Valentine’s Day special again. Last years was a doozy

Remember the Tatttlers discovered her gender reveal and told the Sun ( or Sun read here).
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Hopefully she’s treated to some more balloons and Ferraro Rochers this year like last year.

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Ah yes, that was a classic piece of Scrunchie detective work and she tried to claim it didn’t reveal it at all. If she didn’t overshare on social media she wouldn’t have been caught out.

I believe that was when she got made a breakfast by Chaz of toast and beans in a glass. So romantic. I’m surprised they don’t have cook book deals on the table - goose fat potatoes, egg mayo baguette, how to cut a chicken kiev etc. The literary world’s loss must surely be YouTube’s gain? Oh wait… she’s still not posted a video.

I wonder what will happen when the money really dries up? She can’t keep popping babies out for a magazine story. She thinks she’s above getting a normal job and no one would employ her because she has no experience or work ethic.

She’s tried the aesthetics thing but she couldn’t fill her slots when she begged a chair from a salon - people were just making appointments to take the piss. No one wants her botched face looming over them wearing no PPE and not following any normal infection prevention precautions.

 

[behindthesofa]

Bisto kid is a legend today

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I can't help but love this chick, she might be fame hungry, but she's got her head screwed on.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

From Mirror article


The insider added: "They had a great time at the Aquarium and Larose was fascinated by all the colours and fish – it was lovely to see. It was one of the best days out they have had with her”

UMMMMM ITS THE ONLY DAY OUT THEY HAVE HAD WITH HER

And the below quote is her trying to justify to us why LaLockedup is housebound and hasn’t been taken outside for fresh air or to see the blue sky


"Larose hasn’t been able to do much because of the pandemic, plus a few months ago she wouldn’t have taken any notice as she was too young."