Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[TrollLolLol]

It’s like if Ting Tong had a spray tan

 

[ishaggedhughjackman]

thread suggestion: Lauren Goodger #54 Still no YouTube vids we fear, but Chaz’s flogging his used gym gear

 

[Crowbag]

Bisto, if you're reading here, explain what the fuck is the tan situation.

Other than that I couldn't give a shite.

 

[Bubblepink]

Saw this rug in a magazine and thought it would be perfect for our soft and pretty yung gel!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She might as well post a picture of Naomi Cambell and claim that’s her.

 

[lipsyloo__]

here it is.

Wonder who big loz is out with enjoying her large pizza. Chaz has his new pad and announces it on valentines

 

[Anna666]

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What’s a grown Mad???

Something we know nothing about???? We saw the video. We saw her sneering about how she’s happy to sell any product without even trying them. It is about the cyanide but that’s just a tiny piece of it. Everything else is still horrific.

Can we now have that in English lozzzzaaa? ... for those of us not fluent in nonsensical gibberish .... ( she is such ... a thick dumb TWAT ) .... her level of stupidity is astounding

 

[Pom Bear]

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Pom you are a legend!

Thank you xx

Can’t breathe @Pom Bear fuckin priceless babez

Thank you xx.

I'm honoured, I got a Pom request fulfilled!! That made me laugh so much it brought tears to my eyes

And as for Lauren's lack of Youtube uploads - if she can post videos to Instagram on her phone (no wi-fi, broken laptop or not), she can upload videos to Youtube.

I'm pretty sure the likes of Katie Price sometimes uploads videos from her phone to Youtube (not 100% sure, as I can't stand her and don't watch her channel/s).

You're welcome xx
I really enjoyed making it Love Pom xx

Damn I made the bottom bit darker by mistake x

 

[lamaitresse]

That's a baby saying "HELP ME" if I ever saw one. Loz has Photoshopped her own lips all funny as well.

 

[Blowup80]

But she is a strong 10 out of 10 remember, well that's what she told that lad on Celebs go dating when he said she was a 4 so obviously she is gonna have all the fellas wanting to see a bit of our soft and natural gel in all her perfect glory

 

[Kat_Valentine]

Oh my days ..

Fresh from the vegetarians are not normal post we have ... drum roll . .. only girls can apply for this job.....

Is she tone deaf?? Wait I know the answer to that question .....

Imagine having to go through all of her dirty, stinking, stained and stretched to the max clothing to make a few quid on Depop

 

[Crowbag]

Well buy it then Lauen you beggy View attachment 1066951Beggy Bitch

It won't fit you loz ya dafty.

Maybe detach the minge trim from the beggy basic pram and wrap that around your head, and paint black marks on one of your polyester stretchy beige romper suits?

Ps
Ladontyoufuckingdare doesn't want it either.

 

[hayleybaby]

Bisto kid is a legend today

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Savage! I am here for it!

 

[Hootero]

Fuckin’ ‘ell - it’s like the start of a horror movie... Anyone care to imagine up the blurb and synopsis?!

PS: She’s used Madonna’s ‘Frozen’ as the music! She really is fucking THICK!

 

[Chi4]

I wonder if Ch’Arg is secretly banging bisto on the sly ?

Bewful girl with soft pretty face. So classy

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I can’t cope. She looks nothing like this ffs

 

[Anna666]

Hey lozzzzz .... where's the GUSHING Valentine message to your ` ON AND OFF ODD BOD? ` ..... If ` ronseal amy ` can be arsed, there's no excuse from you ..... last year you were boasting, about this excellent catch ... making wedding plans ... doing silly interviews, talking a load of bollocks ( as per ) .. about your future together ( do you feel a tad stupid now ) ... yet this year ` SILENCE ` ... come on big lozz, lets be fair ` YOU WERE ON A BREAK `.... One things for sure .... lil ` ronseal amy ` aint going anywhere, she's here for the duration .... even though she's a wannabe desperado ... she looks lovely in her photos, she is growing on me day by day, she also has nice teeefffssss ... maybe you can ask her to babysit when the next sprog makes an appearance you can become besties, and compare charlies boys performance in bed AYYEE ... its now your turn lozzaaa ... post some smexy pics on IG wiv ya big ` pregacy ` belly ... GO ON ... I DARE YA!!!

 

[geordiegirl]

What’s she hiding behind the heart? I don’t believe for a sec that she nipped out to the paper shop I love this pic too as her face is lopsided and her eyes look weird from the photoshopping

She made a delicious dinner of cottage pie, salad and Kiev ON THE SAME PLATE
She also said she doesn’t need a filter and gets a lot of good attention
She also referred to lafirstborn as 7 months year old AGAIN

Oh god how could I have forgotten those gems!!

 

[Hootero]

The caption Bisto kid has on her new photo!!! Damn, does this girl know how to troll!

 

[minnietheminx]

Oh Loz,it’s ‘at’ the back you numpty, thick as

 

[loisgriff]

She’ll be getting a double pram if she knows what good for her and the economy rather than another free pram and then another when the baby is here. Fucks me right off, I’m due our next baby in may and we’re having to save up madly for heating and a double pram that will be second hand as brand new isn’t an option and this no body just gets stuff sent to her when she can afford what she wants.

I’m self employed and work my arse off as is my husband and she just does sweet naff all, lays around eating and doing nothing and her bairn doesn’t even know what another child probs looks like and she still gets what she wants. The world is fucked up.

I continue to feel so sorry for the sprogs. Although it does look like Laplanned is besotted with daddy so that’s nice to see. Maybe he’s a good dad.

I’m so with you here. It’s cost me a fortune to get stuff for my baby (also due may, congratulations!) and I’m going to have to take a loan even to get a second hand pram. Not that I’m above that but this no good gets one for free??????