Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[Blockedbyadmin]

Looooooool x
Big Loz having a rest against Big Ben. No wonder it leans x

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Oh Pom this is the best ever

 

[Crowbag]

She could make a go of it and restrict her calories / stick to the Lean Kitchen meal plan (you're basically, pardon the pun, being handed the food on a plate) but I think she's a dead loss as far as diet and lifestyle goes.

And I wouldn't be letting the world know I was having a steak for dinner either - people only know what you share on social media. Bit of a slap in the face for the meal delivery company and not at all grateful!

They'd be better sending her a chip pan and a kilo of lard.

And goose fat, for posh days.

 

[Crowbag]

I have that Ting Ting’s song from 15 odd years or so ago in my head now.

# They call me....
Oddbod
Chaz
Turkey Reef
Love rat
Porn star
Gay for Pay
Sink Blocker
Builder
Builder porn star
Gay for pay builder porn star
Carpet fitter
Dirty Dick
Bent over couch pants down white socks guy
Rapper
Wannabe.
That’s not my name! That’s not my name!#

Brilliant!

 

[Chi4]

Wonder how long before the fisty cuffs starts again ! Let’s hope the rumours are not true !

 

[Sunnydaze101]

What did his Insta post say? Or what was he selling?

He was promoting a competition from his mate the shoe repair guy.

 

[Pampered Pam]

was there no photos of those fish if not she didn't go and is that the only photo standing in front of the lop sided big Ben that could be fake to

 

[lipsyloo__]

Personally I think bisto is awful.
Just another absolute nobody desperate for some publicity.

She’s all filter and photoshop, alien face and inflated tits.
Desperation and bisto ooze from every pore.
She’s just one of many, clueless and pointless.

You narf have it in for bisto gal, I don’t think she’s too bad. Anyone is upgrade from bewful gal loz

 

[Hootero]

Remember that Mika song - #Big Girl You Are Beautiful# (?) It has to become Laureen’s new anthem. Maybe we could propose she could do a striptease to the song on her OF?

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Cut by a jeweller? More like cut by a Kray Twin - no jeweller could be so bad

Lol I mean all the angles. Ya know- like when a gem is cut- sooo many light reflecting kryton-esque angles! Deffo not soft

 

[Pampered Pam]

Larose still looks miserable in the video she never smiles and when Lauren is saying she dances that poor baby looks over to Lauren looking totally fed up as usual and should she not have mittens on

 

[Hootero]

Now if was Lozza she'd have begged sum luvvli braaaaaahn sheits fer 'er bed anaaawl innit

Which reminds me - I've seen brown bog paper on sale here in France; Who the hell would buy brown bog paper I wonder???

Simon Cowell uses black loo roll! He’s famed for it!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

What about LaOra ?

Haha.
I said awhile back LaOrals only so she can put a .ex at eggs end of it and turn it into sex LaOrals.ex!!

or maybe anything ending in the letter s

It’s funny how she said she liked this weeks photo. She didn’t say that about the picture a couple of weeks ago they used. So she knows when she looks hideous in magazines.

I guess she didn’t like the real life looking picture

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Assemble all Scrunchies, what we missed? (Apart from BYG completely not comprehending simple sentences ) Or is this old cyanide story from a couple of years ago that's been resurrected?



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Awesome. Hahah idiot thinks we believe anything she has to say.

 

[Crowbag]

Where’s our bewful gal whilst bisto in her lingerie.. oh forgot Monday tomorrow we get only fans and pap pics

Her filtering has gone mad, or she put on 4 stone in a week.
And she's managed to give herself weird lumps bumps and slopes.
Must be getting advice from lozza.
Two peas.

 

[minnietheminx]

Whose

Bewful girl with soft pretty face. So classy

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Whose that?

 

[Crowbag]

Her looks soft and pretty,
Her nipples very front on.
Chaz had a dip in a Bisto kid,
But he's still Big Lozza's the one.

Their eyes met across a kebab,
They knew it was love at first sight.
Loz did her bestest chef act,
Putting vine tomatoes on a dinner so shite.

Their love made Labored,
Now they await Launexpected.
Their pram has a minge likely to singe,
In the glow from Bafta Yung gel.

She thought she smelled of tuna,
She blamed it on baby Brian.
Her squeezes herself in polyester best,
Nanna slippers on trotters like swine.

Big Ben bent at an angle,
He fainted at such a sight.
He never imagined what would result,
After a quickie at Sheesh one night.


I've come over all poet laureate for soft and pretty yungel for Valentine's Day

Bravo!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She won’t have content for at least two weeks apparently

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I don’t know if anyone has already said this as I’ve not caught up for months but has anyone else noticed she’s been trending on TikTok for that cyanide video?

Just recently again?

 

[Crowbag]

this is exactly what I thought. WTAF are you
doing cutting it on the chopping board

Can't work out whether this is laureen's cooking or her Only Fans.

 

[Anna666]

I’m going to enter. I want that ‘Krazy Sneaker Keychain’ more than I want world peace, kapeesh?

And NO, I won’t share it with ANY of you lot! That ‘Krazy Sneaker Keychain’ is mine, ok?

I’d be so proud of it that I’d wear it in the deepest slums of Brazil, and if the teenage gangs came at me with a gun, they’d have to shoot me right through the fucking heart for it!

MY KRAZY SNEAKER KEYCHAIN! AND MINE ALONE! YOU GOT IT? *kisses teeth*

" IN IT "