Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[Rita Chevrolet]

Does anyone think Larose has a flat head? Hopefully she’ll read it here and speak with the HV or GP.

I thought that too - I assumed it was Lozza being crap with phones and her poxy filters

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Why does she keep flogging the #notanad garden furniture. Who is looking for Loz for home inspo and especially on this dreary day in Essex.

I would bet you anything that she was gifted them & been paid money under the instruction that she pretend she bought them so they can avoid ASA scrutiny. There’s no way she would wax lyrical unless she was being paid.

Well this explains the flat head. A pillow?? At seven months years old??

 

[mrbusiness]

No she’s calculating. She knows exactly what she’s doing. Why all of a sudden the naked bath pics. Perfect timing with advertising OF. She did the same last year.
And I don’t believe she needed to put .x on LaRoses insta name.

She’s too stupid, she is hardly functional

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Bewful young gel has done so much in life and achieved so much and is so entertaining, I think she’ll need a Trilogy BYG on big screen. Let’s get it trending and make it happen.

lord of the Bygs?

 

[klairklopp]

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The wonky Big Ben pic made it into New magazine this week.

And apparently she’s doing pregnancy yoga?

It’s like the leaning tower of Pisa! Also she won’t have two children under 2, she’ll have two children under 1….

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Why?? She doesn’t leave the house…..

 

[Sunnydaze101]

What she on about? Is that her OF postings? Does our reporting her pics work. Haha.

I googled jt

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[Jaceydooley]

Personally I want to see her bend Ayer's Rock

I think she’s going to fix the leaning tower of Pisa….

 

[lamaitresse]

stunz hunz had me creasing

More like Photoshop Trollop Probably one of her mates replying under an alias. Think the only one who really comments on Lauren's SM is the heinous and batshit-crazy Lauryn Goodman, may be her.

 

[minnietheminx]

That’s where

Oh my god so a video has just popped up as an ad on Snapchat for life insurance (gonna need it with all the surgery she has had and with the current size she is, cannot blame a baby for that) I simply cannot deal with it. She looks horrendous! I honestly didn’t even click that it was her till I heard that god awful voice.

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she was sat like a Buddha

 

[Smimmie14]

sea, sea Seasiders!!!!!

I’m not far from you. Basildon now but grew up on canvey lol. X

 

[minnietheminx]

Hello neighbour! We should meet and talk things loz

I’m a sea sider too!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Does anyone remember her ‘sex tape’? It was about 10 seconds long and I think it was leaked to titillate Mark to come back if I’m honest.




She actually does look ‘soft/pretty’ here. But I bet nobody has said that to her in the past 7 years though.

Not that I’ve seen said clip but wasn’t there a third person filming it? Might be thinking of someone else tbf.

She does look pretty here. She’s ruined her poor face.

 

[lamaitresse]

Ch’arge back at it today. Getting like Lozza with her “so many messages” lies

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Poor Chaz, going down the "scally lad" route (I only learnt this recently - ebay don't allow them any more but the listings used to be hilarious).

ebay say it's for health and safety concerns but there were wannabe cam girls / boys and sex workers who would list on ebay (not necessarily anything wrong with it, it's just no longer a "thing").

 

[hayleybaby]

Does anyone think Larose has a flat head? Hopefully she’ll read it here and speak with the HV or GP.

Was going to say the same. It was so obvious in that video .

 

[Hootero]

Poor Chaz, going down the "scally lad" route (I only learnt this recently - ebay don't allow them any more but the listings used to be hilarious).

ebay say it's for health and safety concerns but there were wannabe cam girls / boys and sex workers who would list on ebay (not necessarily anything wrong with it, it's just no longer a "thing").
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The nappies part has genuinely scared me.

So our busy BYG is sitting around and mashing her keypad with her oversized trotter at messages likes this?!

I just can’t with this woman anymore...

 

[Mycatismad]

I think of our chazza went back to Ronseal Amy it would be obvious . He would have a tanned face . Like babies have sometimes if their mums breast feed after they fake tan.



ah my fella is a Basildon boy. Nice to see there’s a strong Essex presence here!

I’m from Leigh-on-Sea, another local! (who cringes at the constant Essex references to people from Towie!).

 

[minnietheminx]

Has Chaz always had Surrey as his location in IG Bio?

I noticed that!

 

[minnietheminx]

Def Chaz in the background of her video this morning!

 

[WordSalad]

I hope la’dieux is a very loud demanding baby. One that sleeps 45 minutes a night. It might make big Loz come down off her super mumma high horse and might stimulate laporkchop.

Well it will keep us amused with all her sad face, igzorsted, shtressed posts. But she'll find the shtrenth to drag both of them round the hair and nail salons.

 

[AimlessShameless]

Not defending Big Lozza Ben-gate but watching gmb this morning (only because it was the channel left on last night) but I think they have got some bending too (or it is being drawn towards Essex!)