Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[al255]

She got him to clean up heaps. On twitter there used to be vids of him in spas with other guys either having just finished waking each other off or just about too.

and he had videos with a “famous” porn guy star too

Can’t believe I’m asking this. Someone take me off this thread……. Can anyone find it? Just to clarify I am a female and straight but I want to see it omg have I gone mad!

 

[lamaitresse]

Hellsbells that's very pink x.

Is it sponsored by Windolene x.

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I was thinking more Pepto-Bismol (mind you, I mentioned this in an earlier Lozza thread - my then-pregnant sister drunk it straight from the bottle to put out the fire caused by agonising heartburn).

 

[Nosymum]

Erm she’s not even in the front page

Erm she’s not even in the front page

Sorry baby Brian wrong pic!

 

[Crowbag]

Now if was Lozza she'd have begged sum luvvli braaaaaahn sheits fer 'er bed anaaawl innit

Which reminds me - I've seen brown bog paper on sale here in France; Who the hell would buy brown bog paper I wonder???

The same people who wear yellow knickers.

 

[Emmie81]

Well I was engrossed in those videos of la-I didnt-chose-my-mummy - eating jail food but … why was Geoffrey on GMB folks ? I’m on hols so no clue

*and yes I know grammatical it’s choose not chose but it needs to rhyme with rose

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

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[TrollLolLol]

Can I just ask, what happened to these tic tacs?

Soooo soft, sooooo pretty 🪶

 

[NinaStar90]

Haha.
I said awhile back LaOrals only so she can put a .ex at eggs end of it and turn it into sex LaOrals.ex!!

or maybe anything ending in the letter s

It’s funny how she said she liked this weeks photo. She didn’t say that about the picture a couple of weeks ago they used. So she knows when she looks hideous in magazines.

I guess she didn’t like the real life looking picture
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Thought that was Jane McDonald there.

 

[NinaStar90]

I found this out from here? I can't even remember who originally spotted it.

 

[bignellie]

LaNor? (Pronounced Lenor- very posh)

i'm still going for a variation of arseole....assholay?

 

[hayleybaby]

Me too. Popped back over to see what BYG has been up to and

Same! She’s given Laporridgeslop her fave breakfast. That’s it. Nothing else. #spoileralert

 

[Sunnydaze101]

 

[ishaggedhughjackman]

Can’t wait for the vlog of sealife- we can play “spot the manatee” and “which shark was photoshopped to look softer and prettier”

 

[Pisspotshow]

Loooool! ‘Everybody! Gather round! I’ve found a washed up celebrity’ excellent work Pom, as always

She should take that little girl to a children’s centre for a music class where she can bash some pots and pans, clap, listen to singing and be with other babies interacting. IT’S FREE.

She should take it to a children's home and get it fostered by somebody who would love and cherish it ' Cos Lardy doesnt.

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Soft pretty bewful girl
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Trying to prove she takes the kid outside must be killing her she has to do this instead of farting on the sofa. Team Tattle wins!!!

And this pregnancy, why the fuck she keep wearing that half crop top that covers her boobs. Has she cut her sweatshirt in half?? So bizarre.

And we want to see this because why exactly fatty??

 

[bignellie]

Did anyone else notice the Poor girl was bursting out of that sleepsuit far too small for her. Don’t tell me byg is so nuts she even wants her baby in smaller sized clothes .

Waiting for someone to gift more clothes no doubt

 

[Sunnydaze101]

"Sally Begster" you can add that to "Beggy Mitchell"



how come you all can see the latest content - I didn't see the one with the peggy teeth either - where is all of this, on Insta? I don't see it anywhere - I feel left out

Yeah insta. She has an open account so you could google if you didn’t want to follow her

U didn’t miss much

 

[mohawk]

Just made, I tried my best hope it's fine Love Pom xx.

I couldn't get Loz any thinner...it's as thin it goes looool x

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Thanks Pom, you never disappoint x

 

[hayleybaby]

Ooh are you from Southend too?

sea, sea Seasiders!!!!!

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

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ET wants his fingers back

I’ve just had to actually turn a light on and physically check my fingers to see how long my they are. Jesus the lass has very long thin fingers on this hand hasn’t she. Might mean she gives a good grip for girth. Haha