Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[geordiegirl]

Oh no the awful thing that trains our Lozza is coming up my neck of the woods

 

[Dd29]

Wow she keeps giving out dangerous advice when it comes to weaning.
She said the baby can't bite off the carrot as she has no teeth saying she can't choke.
Babies don't need teeth they use their gums! What she needs to do is make sure it's cut appropriately...not just tell all these mum's to give them a carrot

 

[minnietheminx]

This shows her nature: I have seen several people ask her on other posts too, about where this picture is from (the narc canvas). She never answers as she doesn’t want anyone else to have it and there’s no money in it for her, such a spiteful nasty cow

 

[Jsmith92]

I don’t know if anyone has already said this as I’ve not caught up for months but has anyone else noticed she’s been trending on TikTok for that cyanide video?

 

[Philimena cunk]

Pleeeeeeease laureen.
Pleeeeease.
Get the same surgery as kp next.

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The funniest surgery ever.
Perpetually startled.

Go on lozza, you've already made a start.
Do it do it. Double dares ya

(extra sweetcorn if you have the same straight line of stitches)

The love child of Stacey Solomons and Red Rum ...

 

[minnietheminx]

She has stated she wouldn’t do only fans as her brothers would murder her

Could well be… I noticed she has the pin thing on her IG profile which indicates sex worker so could be through that side too. I love her though that she’s grinding on Lozzas gears!!

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

I remember this interview and watched a clip, whilst I wouldn't expect a bafta winning bewful yun gel to know what cyanide is - it was the fact she said specifically she doesn't care what it is, her followers will lap it up or something along those lines. So to try and be all 'I didn't know' is bullshit, any one with 2 braincells to rub together or a shred of moral decency would ask what it is, before showing off she can flog anything to her gullible 'fans'.

Rancid tramp.

Will they use this scene in her film

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Oh my god so a video has just popped up as an ad on Snapchat for life insurance (gonna need it with all the surgery she has had and with the current size she is, cannot blame a baby for that) I simply cannot deal with it. She looks horrendous! I honestly didn’t even click that it was her till I heard that god awful voice.

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Yeah I think that’s her last pregnancy. It’s horrific

BYG .... Just a BYG making memories for her children

How very dare you ODD BOD ... Cheating on our BYG ` EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE ON A BREAK ` ... Look at her, shes just ... just ... just ... a BYG!!

Gold!! That last one. Omg

 

[ishaggedhughjackman]

Ch‘arge still trying

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Vomit….

 

[Crowbag]

Looool xx.

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Oh that's fabulous, thanks pom!

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Bet Lozza loves that bed and bedroom decor. She loves that crap. Soft, beautiful, natural bedding!

Apt for such a soft, bewfel, nachural yungel.

 

[Blowup80]

This just popped into my head at this ungodly hour and wonder if any fellow Scrunchies may agree with me here...

Amy claimed Charles ‘slid into her DM’s’ via IG and that’s how they met; right? Thing is she had about 5 (not so alluring) photographs on her account, and a very small following before/during the time they were shagging. So this begs the question; how did he find her?

I also only just found out today that her full time job is working at a spa. Charlie boy is always at the spa, in the sauna (with all kinds of unsavoury folk) and getting ‘special treatments’ done... so does anyone else think that’s how they met? When Amy was working? And that their first meeting (probably a massage) may have finished with a ‘happy endiing’ - and that’s what made Little Charlie keep going back for more?

I may read this back in the morning and wonder what the heck I’m going on about, but it’s making sense for now (to me at least!) x

I think your ungodly hour ramblings make sense! Either that or he was looking for a job offering out happy endings!

 

[Chi4]

Erm why isn’t that child wearing a bib to eat all that food?! The sheer mess of it!!

Probably too lazy to put one on her !

 

[Crowbag]

So loz explain please.

'a girl' - what, a 4 year old? 11?

'a girl' - equal opportunities dear, you can't legally insist only 'girls' apply.

You dozy wench.

 

[hayleybaby]

@Anna666 Thank you for your lovely message on the last page of the last thread Love Pom xx.

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I absolutely love these POM. BYG. And Big Ben are the gift that keep on giving thanks to your artistic talents!

Or Sarfend for a stick of rock!

How long before we get pics like these:

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Don’t you dare send her back to Southend!

 

[Orangeinessex]

Her photoshopping skills getting ripped in comments

Lauren Goodger puts on united front with on-off ex Charles Drury

Lauren Goodger put on a united front with her on-off boyfriend Charles Drury on Saturday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Sorry if am covering ground thats already been trampled, but is it me or is there more than a hint of Ken/Jessica Alvarez to this shot (ignoring the Big Ben thing obvs...).

 

[ellabal]

Agree completely.
She’s just a vapid nobody, they're all interchangeable, photoshopped to hell and desperate, all parts of the same waste of space.
To be actively engaging with lozza is feeble. I suppose like attracts like.

Superb list.

Can I add Benny.

Where did Benny come from?

I named my 18 month old Benedict and we call him Benny for short.
Please don’t ruin his name for me

 

[Keepingupappearances]

Does she live in a cave????

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

I've been cheating with Alice Evans and her descent into lunacy.
I totally forgot how much I fancy Ioan Gruffudd.

Oh goshhh I know. That poor woman. Not to derail but I really feel for her she’s proper messed up from the spilt.

 

[the slosher KP]

So the picture fatty posts of Lafiltered are so different to what her mate posted last night when they were at dinner. In fattys picture, Lafiltered has eyebrows and a slimmer face. The photo posted by her mate Vicky yesterday is quite different.
How fatty can be ashamed of her daughters cute little baby face is beyond me. She needs help.

Did anyone get screenshots ?