Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[lozza96]

Dont know if this has been posted before but this just came up on my fyp

Tiktok unsafe link https://tattle.life/threads/19920/

 

[Sunnydaze101]

DM use to be considered an upmarket newspaper its one of the worse now they no darn well what she looks like in the flesh and every pathological lie that comes out of her mouth they print knowing its all ball shit the only people that have positive things to say about lauren are the blind paps in mags and papers until they stop printing her deluded fake photos and lies according to lauren everyone else is a jealous hater

Exactly. And just feeding her ego using her photoshopped pictures. It’s all clickbait.

 

[Hootero]

Woke up with the strange urge to want to change my username to ‘Sheisneveralone’

 

[Dont swipe up!]

The one where her mate is taking the piss out of men on onlyfans?
Absolutelu
I think all her posts are aimed at chaz or loz

Yes!
Blatantly aimed at chaz

 

[bignellie]

So much blurriness on the outline. And wtf has happened to her hand ?

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has she got just one mutant foot?

 

[Crowbag]

QUOTE="Crowbag, post: 8447854, member: 249105"] Top row

sensible bloke (has started a normal drainage business) mega big headed grifting ponce, who according to Jack tweeds girlfriend "would eat eltons johns shit if it made him famous"
bottom row mega deluded bint, daft bint, old boiler who thinks she's really something, ex page 3 stunna still waiting to get married
HTH

That's my sort of description!

 

[Lorelei]

It’s lovely to see the baby (finally) a bit animated and reacting to the world around her. I think it’s the first time I’ve seen her like that. I still don’t think Charles is the biological dad though. I think number 2 probably is though so it’ll be interesting to see what she looks like.

 

[Notredamn]

Loool he’s in TV presenter mode there

 

[smellyfootballboots]

So Beggy Mitchell has been given a free high chair and again, Chaz you can hear is in the background so they def haven’t split, or he hasn’t moved out. Lozza is filming and you can see the little one laughing but that’s cos Chaz is there. She never engages with Big Loz

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I thought exactly this!

Chaz can clearly be heard and LaBored is delighted to see him! Still no toys though!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Nice of her to post this five days after they posted it; lazy twunt

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And god help us all… although it will never take off as she’s too lazy and they’ve made her about six dress sizes too small

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So I wonder if anything will come of this. Probably spent all week creating it and will give up on it next week.

 

[Clickbait]

What's her youchewb channel link please?

If you go onto YouTube you need to search in Channels for Lauren Rose Goodger - if you just search videos you get the Towie and Celebs go Dating ones. No need to subscribe to see content and there is none currently

 

[Hootero]

Well buy it then Lauen you beggy View attachment 1066951Beggy Bitch

Do you know, she’s so sick and twisted that she’d probably put this piece of baby wear on her ONLY FANS Wishlist.

 

[Hootero]

SLUMBER PARTY????????????????????????????
Thats more like a fucking nightmare!!!

I have Beyonce’s #Beautiful Nightmare# in my head now! Charles’s song when he simultaneously thinks of dipping his wick in Amy and then having to go back to the grotesque Lozza?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

The begster is looking for a blow dry for a "photo shoot" tomorrow....c'mon Essex based scrunchies, surely one of you has a spare hour and a paddle brush? Get yourselves round there!!!

She’s not in Essex anymore I thought. Renting out in Upminster now?? Cranham

 

[bargainhunt99]

they’re in Turks and Caicos but downfall is that the entire clan is there too - Jess, Chandler and the oldies.
old fatty couldn’t even afford Turkey, let alone the Caribbean , she’d could probably scrape the money pot for a Turkish takeaway or beg for a freebie from daddykins as alimony

She won’t be able to claim she was his “longest” relationship in a few months - his actual wife will soon take that crown

I read somewhere their holiday was gifted

 

[savethelastdance]

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I keep getting this in the adverts
Can someone talk me through who's who please, I've never watched it (and never will).

Bottom row L-R- Our very own Lozza, Amy (can’t remember her surname), Jess Wright and looks like Sam Faiers.

Top L-R - Kirk Norcross and Big Lozzas love of her life Mark Wright.

 

[bignellie]

It’s all been removed now including on the shoe repair guys site


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I think that place buys and sells fake crap too. Like the “Essentials” tee he is wearing. They retain over £200 I think. And he wears it as if it’s real like his fake polyester Prada vest he has. So cringe.

fucking ada he's fugly

 

[lamaitresse]

Well buy it then Lauen you beggy View attachment 1066951Beggy Bitch

She could order it from Alibaba (though I vaguely remember the Facebook Messenger screenshots of her talking to an Aliexpress seller / counterfeit seller - I think?).

A Fendi handbag, maybe but a Fendi baby ski suit or whatever that is...TACKY AS FUCK.

 

[maggisojuicy]

Blimey she's up early today!

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Do you mean is she a ** ?

Yes! Wouldn’t surprise me