Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[Crowbag]

Wether you like bisto or not I do think she comes across with your head screwed on, not like big loz

I don't know her, so can't possibly say i like like her.
Not sure how she has her head screwed on?
In what way?
I think laureen is a total prat, but can't see what amy is doing that's deserving of praise.
It's just words, she's just playing to her little audience.
It's exactly like two 13 year olds trying to better each other, but coming across as a Little Britain sketch. Without the humour or intelligence.

 

[Crowbag]

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What’s a grown Mad???

Something we know nothing about???? We saw the video. We saw her sneering about how she’s happy to sell any product without even trying them. It is about the cyanide but that’s just a tiny piece of it. Everything else is still horrific.

She’s certainly a grown mad pregnant woman.
And she's definitely a public bully.
She also 'no's nothing.
And has a permanent day off.

So basically she's talking to herself.

 

[lipsyloo__]

Bewful gal

 

[mrbusiness]

I hope la’dieux is a very loud demanding baby. One that sleeps 45 minutes a night. It might make big Loz come down off her super mumma high horse and might stimulate laporkchop.

 

[Kilo005]

An old video of BYG came up on tiktok and there’s comments about her being ran out of school and her last name being Norman!?

 

[Purpledahlia]

She won’t leave the house today.. those pesky paps won’t even need a wind machine just the force of nature and it will transform her from a perfect 10 (ahem) to droopy fat loz

 

[WordSalad]

View attachment 1069624Lozza your shadow still doesnt match, your outline is still blurry and whats going on with your bump?? Its facing one way while your body is facing another way?!

Them cankles in the mirror. Fink you missed them hun. And her arse appears to start at her waist. What a state.

 

[savethelastdance]

Just watching this add again where she reads from a script and can barely speak like a normal human -it’s embarrassing. Never seen or heard this sock thing mentioned since that post. Imagine the company paid her for that

Big loz! Think your on / off / off / on boyfriend is missing his side bit
I bloody love bisto kid

Bloody hell Lauren, cut your poor babies nails! You absolute lazy arse.

I actually feel really angry that’s she’s having another baby when she can’t even look after the one she’s got. She’s a lunatic and friends/family/health professionals need to step in asap before she does real long term mental (and emotional) damage to Larose (and the new one once she’s born)

Get off your fat arse, Lauren. Turn the tv off, take you kid out (not just to restaurants) cut her damn nails and stop photoshopping the poor thing!

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

La’average is cute as are all babies but that’s it. Not to be mean but there’s nothing special about her looks other than the way she visibly completely switches her brain off when loz speaks to her. She’s had it upto her photoshopped ears already at 7months years old.
I’d love to read an assessment by a child development specialist, I reckon it would conclude that lafuckedoff is fine- just has an attitude and that loz is brain damaged

 

[Jackie Brown]

I swear she was more switched on, on Towie. Can drug use fry your brain? She seems addled in comparison.

Yes, she was more with it back then though she was a nasty cretin especially to Lucy. No redeeming features. But yeah, don’t do drugs kids. It’ll leave you with no brain cells!

 

[maggisojuicy]

Her next post will be something OnlyFans related. Guaranteed. Cause she's sooo busy being such a good mum 'n all

 

[ishaggedhughjackman]

Every single outfit this kid wears is too small. I don’t get it - when my baby’s stuff gets a bit snug we buy bigger sizes… it’s simple. Honestly this is something we should discuss more because we can actually see that this is an issue and that there is a problem. Unlike our discussions on LaPoos stimulation etc I think there is actual evidence of shit parenting and neglect here. The poor kid is constantly bursting out of clothes and curling her toes Up to fit into too-small sleepsuits.

Did anyone else notice the Poor girl was bursting out of that sleepsuit far too small for her. Don’t tell me byg is so nuts she even wants her baby in smaller sized clothes .

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Omfg I’m in hysterics! His teeth are incredible in live motion!!
The way he had to make his tongue visible to say the word “panda” omggggg

what I wouldn’t do for a crazy keychain

I dare say this absolute fathead melt has had to move in with whoever owns the shoe cleaners, first week rent; do a video. No no chaz limit your flaccid pork loin away fella, they meant. a promo not porno.

 

[Notredamn]

Well buy it then Lauen you beggy View attachment 1066951Beggy Bitch

‘I want this’ why has that made me laugh so much?! OMG what a strange idiot she is. Lauren, I mean.

 

[the slosher KP]

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Wow I can really see she has actually photo shopped her baby after looking at this. Unreal

Lauren isn’t happy because she thought she would have the most beautiful baby and that everyone would comment on how beautiful she is but in reality Lauren isn’t happy that lacreepy eyes didn’t live up to her dream baby. Hence the constant photoshopping. What Lauren needs to realise is that her and the father aren’t good looking at all so they weren’t going or produce this amazing baby. Btw I think most kids are cute and am not putting the baby down but this isn’t how Lauren will think

I completely agree. Bubba gel is super cute and chunky. She isn’t the most beautiful baby I’ve ever seen and I’m sure your right big loz is disappointed in this.

 

[maggisojuicy]

Ugh she's doing that awful 'narner an a porridge' song again

 

[geordiegirl]

Assemble all Scrunchies, what we missed? (Apart from BYG completely not comprehending simple sentences ) Or is this old cyanide story from a couple of years ago that's been resurrected?



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OMG hilarious!!! Thick as mince

 

[bignellie]

Just seen the YouTube update so straight to Tattle.

OMG what an absolute numpty

Like all her millions () of subscribers are waiting for the content. The only people waiting are us Tattlers so we can have a good laugh !

BYG you need to pay your WiFi bill

waiting for someone to "gift" her wi fi lip smackin ponce

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

So when is she getting herself a TV show bending monuments and buildings à la Uri Geller?

 

[ohcomeon99]

The new Katie Price. God knows what’s coming down the track in the next few years but it ain’t pretty.

I know she doesn’t help herself but you have to pity someone who thought her ex would never leave and then marries MK, has a successful career and I seems happy, she then wants to appear the same and has a succession of boyfriends that get worse before finally settling on having a baby who KP repulsive ex. Who then cheats on her (potentially whilst pregnant) and she takes back. She’s following someone’s footsteps quite well so far ain’t she