Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

[savethelastdance]

duck sake Lauren! Sit your kid up when she eats. Not rocket science

*Edit to blur babies face*

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

duck sake Lauren! Sit your kid up when she eats. Not rocket science

She on Nuggz already? Avansed baby Gel!

 

[Intoxicating]

View attachment 1020364Bewful

The beauty spot is missing again

 

[mchops]

Is larose eating laChips already ? Ffs lozza

 

[Badirene]

Is larose eating laChips already ? Ffs lozza

Nah it's kebab innit, only the best for bewful yungel and it's daddy's efnick food too.

 

[dlevan]

Fuken brilliant
She must put that slowwww slapping voice on surely??
Bet it takes her an hour to order a Big Mac over the phone

I wish I could be arsed to look back at old Towie to see if her voice has changed as much as her appearance!

 

[Crazy Horse]

duck sake Lauren! Sit your kid up when she eats. Not rocket science

*Edit to blur babies face*

The poor little mite looks like she’s just been lashed in the pram I spent ages with mine fixing them so they were comfortable & Big L will think so if the baby chokes. But with tit for brain's what do you expect

 

[Crowbag]

duck sake Lauren! Sit your kid up when she eats. Not rocket science

*Edit to blur babies face*

Who is this baby stealing the basic beggy pram?
Cos it isn't la'woeful.
Loz! Lozzzzz!
Some chicken nugget chomping thin lipped strange haired child has stolen the pram and the minge trim!

 

[WordSalad]

In that latest insta story does anyone else think the bit where Laphotoshopped smiles looks fake? It just doesnt look right to me, and the baby sounds dont sound right. A bit like that time she added the weird evil baby giggles to that bouncer video.

Looks like she's coloured her lips too and is that a cheesy wotsit she's sucking? Just like mumma.

 

[thatsenough]

is Larose stuck at home while she takes a walk in the carpark she doesn't need a pram

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

They’ve clearly had a blow dryer or air wrap on ladeadbehindtheyes. Fun


eww I can’t tolerate cheap knock off tat- as if the designer version of some kids stuff isn’t bad enough, that fauxchino red monstrosity is vile

 

[thatsenough]

larose is put in a pram for a stroll round the kitchen before mummy goes to her booked photo shoot in a carpark with backgrid

 

[FlirtyThirty]

strong PHYSICALLY?? The only strong thing about Lozza is her sniff.

 

[ejacks]

Looks like he’s going to be proving me wrong. Can’t wait for the “haters were wrong! We’re in love!” Article

 

[smellyfootballboots]

View attachment 1021121strong PHYSICALLY?? The only strong thing about Lozza is her sniff.

Looks to me like someone wants to unarchive his Lozza posts

 

[Crowbag]

Upmost.

No such word.
tit for brains.
And a shagging workshy liar.

 

[hayleybaby]

View attachment 1021121strong PHYSICALLY?? The only strong thing about Lozza is her sniff.

Tbf she is an absolute unit. I wouldn’t want an arm wrestle with her

 

[lamaitresse]

Is larose eating laChips already ? Ffs lozza

Babes, Lauren is all about the #goodness. I think it's a piece of Greggs pastie.

FFS LAUREN, YOUR BABY COULD CHOKE. SIT LAROSE UP PROPERLY, YOU IDIOT. Just because you wake up every morning with a cream bun stuck to your face (or worse), it doesn't mean your children should have to. Lazy fecking lump.

 

[JakeM]

View attachment 1021121strong PHYSICALLY?? The only strong thing about Lozza is her sniff.

Her hormones are also quite strong.

 

[hayleybaby]

Looks like he’s going to be proving me wrong. Can’t wait for the “haters were wrong! We’re in love!” Article

The face tuning around that babies eyes is so obvious. Absolutely shameless.