Oooof the smugness of this face!!!!
Dunno what she’s looking so happy about she’s done a really poor job of tucking her peen away.
Dunno what she’s looking so happy about she’s done a really poor job of tucking her peen away.
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Parked up in a pub car park for her to walk back and forth for 20 mins in different outfits #sobrave
Clunge like a bill posters bucket...
Lauren Goodger steps out for first time since pregnancy announcement
The former TOWIE star, 35, who is expecting the tot with her ex Charles Drury, appeared in good spirits as she went for a stroll in Essex on Wednesday.
Hooray we’ve got a pub car park pap walk!
Wtf is with the seriously unflattering creased thin yellow trackie bottoms?! And the orthopaedic sandals in January are making another appearance.
Also got to love the photo of Amy in the article. More wood stain on her than my garden fence!
Those photos side by side are like a before and after. Lauren's blood pressure must be through the roof. I'd say she thinks she will look like Amy once LaSequel is here. Dream on love.
Coupla things:
expanded the image - saw this - what are these dots, please - is that a facetune residue of some sort?
Brown eyes?
Blue eyes?
Can someone confirm what colour the baby's eyes are....?
expanded the image - saw this - what are these dots, please - is that a facetune residue of some sort?
Brown eyes?
Blue eyes?
Can someone confirm what colour the baby's eyes are....?
I just don't understand why she can't dress nicely for once. I have been slim and I've been Lauren's size, and not once would I have ever stepped foot outside in yellow tracksuit bottoms and old grandma shoes. She really does have the worst fashion taste I think I've ever seen!!!
According to the daily Mail she makes £1million a month on only fansPlus she will get extra benefits , mind you housing benefit is capped I think so she will have to be finding some of the rent money from somewhere , I wonder if that car is paid for outright . I don’t know where she gets herfrom .
#bullshitShe wouldn’t make £1m in a lifetime of OF unless she fetishises her trans shaped body and / or people genuinely mistake her for Jessica Alves.
Thins is, BYG is so bleeping dense, Moleman is probably paying her £1 a month and convincing her it's a million paaaaaahnds. In big Loz's eyes she is richer, more bewfel and more faymus than Kylie Jenner.
Was this the "busy day out with mumma?"
WTF is she wearing. Those joggers look like the spare ones kept in the old clothes box at school in case you "had an accident"!
Someone’s looking very pleased with themselves! Oh go away from the car park or nearest lay by and look after your baby. She is so pathetic.
What did I do to deserve such ‘stars’ being foisted upon me?
What did I do to deserve such ‘stars’ being foisted upon me?
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DM comment that these photos were taken last Friday at Plough Pub in Cranham village in Essex.
A quick street view search confirms the same views.
A quick street view search confirms the same views.
No that's Bella Thorn. It mentions her in the article.According to the daily Mail she makes £1million a month on only fans
Clarrrrsy likeDM comment that these photos were taken last Friday at Plough Pub in Cranham village in Essex.
A quick street view search confirms the same views.
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Baby has brown eyes and normal lips. She’s literally Facetuning her own baby, because she doesn’t think she looks good enough. That’s so so sad. Poor Lanormallips
Maybe she doesn't like looking into eyes that remind her of Ms Keegan's beautiful dark eyes!Poor unfortunate la`pissedoff ... she sadly has her fathers brown serial killer eyes, and yet big lozzaaa has obviously given her blue eyes in the third pic, which has been filtered to duck ... all jesting aside, this is exactly where we see, how sick this woman is .... all her nonsense will be passed to her daughters ..... NO ONE in their right mind filters a lil ones face like this ... whats the bet the new baby has blue eyes, and la`boredasshit gets pushed aside ... lozzz is that deluded, to choose one over the other, to what in her mind, is the ideal looking baby ... as any good narcissist mother would
I can’t comprehend this outfit- I’ve zoomed in and made myself feel queezy.
a boob length cropped hoodie, a knotted top? Some kind of gut support or maternity thing and lemon shein joggers that give the look of a jaundice fanny- I just don’t get the inspo here???
a boob length cropped hoodie, a knotted top? Some kind of gut support or maternity thing and lemon shein joggers that give the look of a jaundice fanny- I just don’t get the inspo here???
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