Kim Mathers vibes with the black liplinerThe lip liner!!!
Yeah she's pretty tall looking when she's next to other people.I always thought she looked fatter because she was wee and the other day we were talking about what height she is. I did confirm everywhere it says shes 5ft6 which is taller than me and that changes my whole perception.
That arse must be absolutely huge,I mean I always knew if was huge but like short person adjacent so I thought her height made it look worse.
It doesn't .
BrilliantLauren goodger #6: Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi
how long have you had that one up your sleeve for ready to whip it out at new thread time?! Loolllll pissing, best one to dateLauren goodger #6: Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi
Haha. I thought of it on the weekend I think whilst drunk??? Just remembered it before.how long have you had that one up your sleeve for ready to whip it out at new thread time?! Loolllll pissing, best one to date
So I’ve just asked my 19 year old son if he finds Lauren attractive n he said n I quoteThe Sun have better photo's of her arse than the Mail... well that's a first.
Lauren Goodger's bum sparks confusion with gravity-defying angle
While Lauren Goodger has previously admitted to a nose job, breast implants, liposuction and sculpting, she credits any changes in her rear to her hard work at the gym - dismissing the suggestion that she has implants to build her figurewww.mirror.co.uk
I know I'm going to sound so horrible and bitchy here and I really don't mean to, it's a genuine question. How on earth does she wear clothes this tight, especially the way the waistband digs into her stomach, and eat food in the quantities she does eg pizza express yesterday. She must have awful red marks on her when she gets home and takes her clothes off. She would look so much better in clothes that fit and flatter, there's women the same sizes as her and twice her size who look lovely so it's nothing to do with her size (which I think is fine) it's the clothes she wears, the editing so it's very surprising to see her insta photo and then a daily mail photo and the lying that are the issues.Yeah she's pretty tall looking when she's next to other people.
Also, those pics in the DM of her in a thong are well over a year old.
I dont think it sounds bitchy I have thought this too. I think it must all be elasticated because there is no way buttons could fit her proportions. The leggings and fav black trousers are definitely elasticated.I know I'm going to sound so horrible and bitchy here and I really don't mean to, it's a genuine question. How on earth does she wear clothes this tight, especially the way the waistband digs into her stomach, and eat food in the quantities she does eg pizza express yesterday. She must have awful red marks on her when she gets home and takes her clothes off. She would look so much better in clothes that fit and flatter, there's women the same sizes as her and twice her size who look lovely so it's nothing to do with her size (which I think is fine) it's the clothes she wears, the editing so it's very surprising to see her insta photo and then a daily mail photo and the lying that are the issues.
This is a classicLauren goodger #6: Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi
She dresses like a potato in a condomJust to yet again point out that Lauren continues to be a CATFISH of the biggest kind!!!
This is the stuff of legend! BravoLauren goodger #6: Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi
Bet she stinks badShe hasn't stuck to any lockdown so it will be the same posts on stories about how it's all bullshit. At the weekend her Insta will go oddly silent and then there will be randoms in her house and she will have a roast in a house which isn't hers. It's her flouting pattern.
The shiny skidmark make up scares me, she looks like she is melting. She smokes like a chimney I'm surprised with all those chemicals she doesn't go on fire.
Great stuff, mental note page 42 and 44 - thread suggestions.Lauren goodger #6: Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi
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