Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

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The Sun have better photo's of her arse than the Mail... well that's a first.

"And she added: "My bum goes up and down with my weight."

Um....I think it just protrudes out, love.
 
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Reporting the puppy post over and over while watching Friends -productive Monday night 😂😂
 
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She always looks miserable and her makeup looks slippery and like it's sliding off of her. She needs to go to some kind of tech rehab.
 
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Can see how fat her face is here, despite ‘Backgrid’
If she would just accept the fact she's not a size 8, stop the sucking in of her tummy, wear clothes that fit, get rid of the sluggy eyebrows, prolapsed anus lips, baboon arse implants and ridiculous chest implants - she'd be alright.
 
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"A quick photo" - then half an hour playing around with filters, smoothing the skin, slimming the nose, taking a few inches from her Yeti shoulders, etc. At least they didn't need to spend ten minutes pointening her chin, this time.

You can't remove a person's "aura", body chemistry or even what their eyes are telling you. I see someone who looks rather unhappy with their lot.
Yeti shoulders killed me 😂 You would be right about the eyes normally but the photos are all so filtered and Facetuned it’s hard to tell as they always looks shiny/glazed over/unnaturally brightened or colour changed. From some of the recent pics people have posted on here from IG she looks drunk/medicated.
 
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#6 Lauren Goodger her arse is as real as her relationship

😂 cracked me up this morning.
 
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