I’ve reported; she’s an actual idiot!
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How is she going to cope with being in tier three? Will this curtail her tour or Essex car parks and petrol stations? How will they survive no restaurants being open for them to pig out in? So many questions 
Takeaways still running through. To be fair she’s probably buoying up the Essex economy with their nightly feed fests..How is she going to cope with being in tier three? Will this curtail her tour or Essex car parks and petrol stations? How will they survive no restaurants being open for them to pig out in? So many questions
I was thinking this... we may have to endure more meals of sweetcorn and things with two vine tomatoes plonked on top of themHow is she going to cope with being in tier three? Will this curtail her tour or Essex car parks and petrol stations? How will they survive no restaurants being open for them to pig out in? So many questions
She hasn't stuck to any lockdown so it will be the same posts on stories about how it's all bullshit. At the weekend her Insta will go oddly silent and then there will be randoms in her house and she will have a roast in a house which isn't hers. It's her flouting pattern.How is she going to cope with being in tier three? Will this curtail her tour or Essex car parks and petrol stations? How will they survive no restaurants being open for them to pig out in? So many questions
The shiny skidmark make up scares me, she looks like she is melting. She smokes like a chimney I'm surprised with all those chemicals she doesn't go on fire.
She’s a funny one isn’t she ....
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Just to yet again point out that Lauren continues to be a CATFISH of the biggest kind!!!
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Some of them are brilliant
Picture 2 with the look of disdain from the doorman after Lauren said to him "buy me a kebab and I will let you pump me" as he quickly makes sure the fat mangled mess is taken far away from him!!!
The thing that just bamboozles me and it's the same to an extent with McDermott we know what they really look like! How could you post a photo of you so manipulated and then go out into the public for people to see what you really look like and expect not to be questioned.
These magazines and the Daily Mail are a joke because they print her bullshit claims. What annoys me most of all is that she's so smug and concieted she thinks she has us all fooled .
She looks like one of them Goodman tramps here!
No it’s still breakfast with just breaks in between! All just one meal with her.And she’s out for dinner again...ok maybe a late lunch
Just....how....what....Those look like two separate watermelons in a trousers!The Sun have better photo's of her arse than the Mail... well that's a first.
Lauren Goodger's bum sparks confusion with gravity-defying angle
While Lauren Goodger has previously admitted to a nose job, breast implants, liposuction and sculpting, she credits any changes in her rear to her hard work at the gym - dismissing the suggestion that she has implants to build her figurewww.mirror.co.uk
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What I don’t understand is Lauren has said her bum fluctuates with her weight, she’s complained in the past fortnight that her boobs and bum never stop growing (suggests weight gain) but she’s lost weight during lockdown..........Nobody’s bum and boobs get bigger whilst losing weight. I think she’s so used to lying now she has herself convinced
Arms like Mr Tickle 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...ar-displays-voluptuous-figure-racy-shoot.html
The pictures from todays article are from 1-2 years ago, you can see the 'joey' tattoo on her wrist which she started to get removed in 2018.
Lauren's weight has never been the problem for me but how at 34 can you be so far removed from reality? she truly does live in her own little world, i mean "normal" people do throwbacks from a few months ago not years ffs, money is clearly drying up.
The pictures from todays article are from 1-2 years ago, you can see the 'joey' tattoo on her wrist which she started to get removed in 2018.
Lauren's weight has never been the problem for me but how at 34 can you be so far removed from reality? she truly does live in her own little world, i mean "normal" people do throwbacks from a few months ago not years ffs, money is clearly drying up.
New article in the DM. What has she done to her body
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Its lumpy with straight edges in places. How?
Also how does she sit down?
Also how does she sit down?
I keep thinking of total recall (the original not that crap remake) with the guy with the head in his stomach and wondering if Lauren has a couple of small people in his arse cheeks ready to make an appearance.
Its a horrid arse (and I am not talking fat arse)
I always thought she looked fatter because she was wee and the other day we were talking about what height she is. I did confirm everywhere it says shes 5ft6 which is taller than me and that changes my whole perception.
That arse must be absolutely huge,I mean I always knew if was huge but like short person adjacent so I thought her height made it look worse.
It doesn't .
That arse must be absolutely huge,I mean I always knew if was huge but like short person adjacent so I thought her height made it look worse.
It doesn't .
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