Easy peasy…. ceremony
Evening shindig
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I’m already picturing it:I’m actually a bit sad that we will never get to see ball and bike get married. Imagine the absolute monstrosity she would have worn. It would have provided so much entertainment
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I'm welling up at the thought of bewfelyungel wobbling walking down the aisle (isle). Too bewfel to imagine....
I’m thinking big fat gypsy wedding vibes
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No thats skanky price's department
Lozza will have hers at the local kebab takeaway where she found the 'usband to begin with
Subtle, understated elegance.
You're absolutely spot on.
Bewful dahlin, just bewful
And the after party at her house with some Pringle’s and Mr Kipling treats. Or perhaps as it’s her wedding she might upgrade to some Krispy Kreme’s.No thats skanky price's department
Lozza will have hers at the local kebab takeaway where she found the 'usband to begin with
Dance floor will be in the kitchen where she shakes her butt off in the corner dancing by herself and filming it herself.
At least she will save money on the cameraman as only she would be able to film herself with her her “special” camera phone.
Wearing her weird sequin LG hat thing. Can just picture it now.
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Who the bleeping hell is that?! Does this gewl have a face for each day? KEEP YOUR PHOTOSHOP CONSISTENT. She needs an animation class or something, if they can draw scooby doo the same for decades surely she can draw her face the same twice in a row.
Prancing about in one of these, twerking at the camera on her own
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All this wedding talk, and our BYG walking down the aisle, has really touched my heart 
... Im also quite pleased to see, there are many choices out there for the " Fuller figured " bride to be 
... so lozzaaa will have a wide variety of gowns to choose from ... to show of her ` delightful ( blubber ) CURVES ` ..... like these fair maidens ... she can be a bigger woman, and still look absolutely " boooooooooooootifuuuuuuuul " ... ( really pulling at ma heartstrings now ... Im welling up as I write this 
) .... All she has to do now, is find a MUG " stupid " enough to marry her 
... Im also quite pleased to see, there are many choices out there for the " Fuller figured " bride to be ... so lozzaaa will have a wide variety of gowns to choose from ... to show of her ` delightful ( blubber ) CURVES ` ..... like these fair maidens ... she can be a bigger woman, and still look absolutely " boooooooooooootifuuuuuuuul " ... ( really pulling at ma heartstrings now ... Im welling up as I write this ) .... All she has to do now, is find a MUG " stupid " enough to marry her Ohhh bewful, goodger will look even more bewful then these ladies. Goodger is just one of a kind bewful.All this wedding talk, and our BYG walking down the aisle, has really touched my heart
“Unreal” as a lot of her “followers and friends” call her online because they’re too nice to speak the truth or write lies.
‘Fatty boombatty’I’m to scared to go and look!! But I did pop that Pringle’s can belter yesterday so surely I could handle that thread
Fatty Boombatty has been very quiet lately…….she wouldn’t have a reality show filming would she? I read how they culled a whole lot of TOWIE stars recently, imagine if they bought her back !!
Lauren moves from loo to bed to sofa to fridge to bed to sofa to loo to bed to sofa to fridge. Repeat x 7 days a week.
someone think of a thread title using this please.Nah no reality show… she’s still crying into her dominos/kebab/family size bar of choccy/all of the above about oddbod and figuring out how to spin it
Last time she went this quiet she popped a baby out. What can she do to top that???‘Fatty boombatty’
Nah no reality show… she’s still crying into her dominos/kebab/family size bar of choccy/all of the above about oddbod and figuring out how to spin it
She’s probably gone under to get lipo another Mask face job
I can just imagine her at the plastic surgeons, please make me bewful, I don’t want a plate face anymore I want a chiseled looking face like everybody else.
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Do you think there is a plastic surgeon alive who could achieve that?
Fair pointShe managed to find a hideous teef guy for oddbod
Been for a nice long walk this afternoon to clear the old head from the Skanky Price shenanigans and thoughts turned to our BYG (as they do). I think the story will be Oddbod has found a better sink to **** in but they are saving the big announcement to be in an "Essloosive" in Take a Dump for end Nov /beginning Dec. We'll be treated tp pics of our BYG looking sad/pensive/hungry in a selection of locations (hope she picks our faves for old times sake) with LaCwaa dressed in a hideous flammable outfit with matching headband/bow. She will then spiral into a decline for a week (we might get a downcast unfiltered car park walk with the Basic Pram if we're truly blessed) before appearing heavily filtered in the Sidebar of Shame on location in Dubbya with girlfriends for moral support. She will be taking a "Much needed Break" to recover from the "Heartache" with her honied tresses piled up into a casual updo while she lounges poolside before trotting off to take a dump for $$$ for pervy A-rabs.
You heard it here first Scrunchies!
You heard it here first Scrunchies!
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