All likely except no one, no matter how Pervy, would pay for that load of blubberBeen for a nice long walk this afternoon to clear the old head from the Skanky Price shenanigans and thoughts turned to our BYG (as they do). I think the story will be Oddbod has found a better sink to **** in but they are saving the big announcement to be in an "Essloosive" in Take a Dump for end Nov /beginning Dec. We'll be treated tp pics of our BYG looking sad/pensive/hungry in a selection of locations (hope she picks our faves for old times sake) with LaCwaa dressed in a hideous flammable outfit with matching headband/bow. She will then spiral into a decline for a week (we might get a downcast unfiltered car park walk with the Basic Pram if we're truly blessed) before appearing heavily filtered in the Sidebar of Shame on location in Dubbya with girlfriends for moral support. She will be taking a "Much needed Break" to recover from the "Heartache" with her honied tresses piled up into a casual updo while she lounges poolside before trotting off to take a dump for $$$ for pervy A-rabs.
You heard it here first Scrunchies!
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All likely except no one, no matter how Pervy, would pay for that load of blubber
My Big Fat Lozza WeddingI’m actually a bit sad that we will never get to see ball and bike get married. Imagine the absolute monstrosity she would have worn. It would have provided so much entertainment
With Backgrid as the official wedding photographersMy Big Fat Lozza Wedding
And the bar topped up with WKD's and Lambrini
Pringles, pick 'n' mix and sweetcorn nibbles for the buffet. Chaz can rap for them as the "entertainment". Or comedy, depending how you look at it.
Welcome here. You set KPs thread off!! Loved it. Let's hope things heat up here soon as its been dull
Got to say it shows how irrelevant Big Loz has become that their not even speculating on the breakup and Chaz erasing her.
Odd...........bod
Hi guys 
Had some time off cos I’ve had some seriously tough tit going on that I’m trying to deal with and I’m not caught up on any of the topics, plus I’ve deleted Insta so not seen any of Our Loz’s posts, but has anyone seen this doing the rounds?!
Had some time off cos I’ve had some seriously tough tit going on that I’m trying to deal with and I’m not caught up on any of the topics, plus I’ve deleted Insta so not seen any of Our Loz’s posts, but has anyone seen this doing the rounds?!
God my grammar is awful in this post- blame Baby Brian!Hi guys
Had some time off cos I’ve had some seriously tough tit going on that I’m trying to deal with and I’m not caught up on any of the topics, plus I’ve deleted Insta so not seen any of Our Loz’s posts, but has anyone seen this doing the rounds?!
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Ouch! That’s gotta hurt our BYG’s fragile egoHi guys
Had some time off cos I’ve had some seriously tough tit going on that I’m trying to deal with and I’m not caught up on any of the topics, plus I’ve deleted Insta so not seen any of Our Loz’s posts, but has anyone seen this doing the rounds?!
God my grammar is awful in this post- blame Baby Brian!
Someone has commented underneath how she shouldn’t be injecting when she thinks this is okay!
Omg is Our Loz getting married guys?! Can’t believe I’ve missed all this!!
She wishes! Remember the magazine interview after Lapoo was born where she said she wanted to get married… still waiting on that proposal eh big Loz? Think you will be waiting a while
I’ve not even read that, I’ve been completely AWOL! I have so much to catch up on. Everyone knows a girl who is completely deluded about their partner proposing
doesn’t shock me that she would be that girl.It’s the arrogance that she just assumed he would propose. Oddbod doesn’t even have a sayI’ve not even read that, I’ve been completely AWOL! I have so much to catch up on. Everyone knows a girl who is completely deluded about their partner proposing
I’m getting emotional at the thought of BYG strutting her stuff down the aisle. Oh my, what a bewful day that will be. Hopefully it won’t be too long now!
Ah this was the one I meant… sorry thought it was after the whale gave berf to bewful babby lawose
Chaz is still waiting on his so called hard to find watch. All this head has ended up with
Nutter ex
Bsybe
Gut rolls
Dentures
Gay for pay work
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The sock gnomes on South Park had a better business model
You forgot balloons. Lots of balloons to play with.
Oh no, this was before she almost flooded the flat. The whaywl was only 14 weeks pregnant, littuw gew was still in the womb, and Chaz had only gained around a stone by this point.
My (bit drunk) suggestion!‘Fatty boombatty’someone think of a thread title using this please.
Nah no reality show… she’s still crying into her dominos/kebab/family size bar of choccy/all of the above about oddbod and figuring out how to spin it
#46 Oddbod's done a bunk, said "Stuff this, see ya!" so Fatty Boombatty's planning a jaunt to Dubia
Precious memories…. I feel teary
I genuinely miss those days
Blimey not even any pics of Laroastdinner asleep which is what she was posting all the time… maybe she’s busy interviewing for her Depop person? 
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