Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

[ishaggedhughjackman]

He pushed out a begging message to expired OF subscribers last week offering discounts

I’ve never seen a screenshot of his OF account before. Until now I thought their accounts were just tame posed pictures of them in underwear etc. I am absolutely gobsmacked to now find that he is actually providing proper porn. Presumably she is doing the same Given that she doesn’t seem to have an issue with it?! They are someone’s parents now and they are z listers who still get talked about (albeit as a joke now mainly)… how can they think that this won’t have a negative impact for that poor little girl?!

 

[Anna666]

View attachment 846202Lozza no ones sofa should need cleaning that quickly, the reason it had dirt and stains is because you are a dirty skank stop trying to blame clothes when you sit on the sofa with just a thong on, tge dirt and stains will be from your repulsive fat arse

Here we go AGAIN!!! ..... WTF is she going on about????? ..... ( I'm getting another headache ) .... the company obviously cleaned it for free, in order to get some publicity ... and this is what ..... they get .... lozzzzzzaaaa the obese ILLITERATE twunt, spewing her usual mumbo jumbo .... nonsensical, unreadable GIBBERISH!! .... as for that humongous sweaty arse in a gstring on white sofas? .... don't even get me started I give credit to the company for removing her skid marks, and other bodily secretions

 

[Vickster2110]

Fatty will be Absolutely loving this!! She will defo not correct them Haha!! What an embarrassment for OK MAG!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I take it she means she is going to Dubai? Her spelling gets worse, they must be split, she ll leave the kid with him and go back to making money as a human toilet

But they’ll want their money back if she turns up and they see her in real life

 

[bluecups]

#thread46 She was a ball. Chaz was a bike. He got new teef and rode off into the night

I sang that in my head like it was part of Skater Boi by Avril Lavigne

 

[Bonbon76]

Ah I actually felt a bit sorry for that baby in the latest story, only the telly for entertainment. All propped up. She deserves more than that.

 

[Notredamn]

I’ve never seen a screenshot of his OF account before. Until now I thought their accounts were just tame posed pictures of them in underwear etc. I am absolutely gobsmacked to now find that he is actually providing proper porn. Presumably she is doing the same Given that she doesn’t seem to have an issue with it?! They are someone’s parents now and they are z listers who still get talked about (albeit as a joke now mainly)… how can they think that this won’t have a negative impact for that poor little girl?!

I wonder if he justifies it in his mind because it seems to be always 'floppy' I remember in his video posted a few threads ago, it was just being waggled around pathetically. Maybe the extent of his content is him standing there doing the helicopter dick

 

[Eureka]

How is it not fair? If he doesn’t want kids then that should be respected. I’m surprised she hadn’t told that girl to poke pins in his condoms

 

[Notredamn]

And I’m sorry but I can’t help but laugh that all the predictions done in jest ie Charles has knocked her up for clout, he will get his teeth done then ditch her, seem to have actually come true. They are like fucking cartoon characters and look like ones as well

 

[Clickbait]

Plus… just wanted to add. That baby is greasy as hell. Her hair is never clean and floofy looking.

It’s the continual greasing her up with coconut oil so she’s glistening like a late night kebab.

 

[WordSalad]

He's fucked off hasn't he lozza.

Was his contract up?
He's left with, er, an upper set of teeth that are too big, a stone or two heavier and....
Well. Nothing else.
He's lucky not to have the clap i suppose.

Good job you're an intelligent independent free thinking liberated woman loz. And a byg.

He give up a year of he's life an all his got is a set of dayglo teef. Oh and a daughter. Is anyone finkin abaht La'Ignored?

 

[Sjr2607]

Can i get a gold star please for being the first to say he had done a runner?

 

[Crowbag]

Whats with the God stuff on her IG? And WTAF does this mean?!!!
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Oh that's a beauty!
I don't know where to begin.
But that top ear piercing and your, ahem, third hole are going to be empty for a long time loz.

That’s the curved/studded/pleated/bolster cushioned “dezynd by me” sofa. She had at the flat and couldn’t sell on to one of her thick followers.

And if it’s in an open kitchen diner living room situation it’s going to need cleaning every couple of months surely.

Also- lawowse looks nothing like loz. All babies are cute blah blah blah but I don’t find her particularly speshul tbh

Thanks , i thought it must be the older one. At least I haven't gone full Dougal just yet.

......

Poor la'complex is going to be so confused.

Who do i look like mummy?
Like daddy? Where is daddy? Why no photos of him? I'm glad he left his teef as my nightlight. I stroke them to remember him.
Who do I look like mummy?
Like you before your Accident? The one that changed your bewful face?
Do i look like today's mummy face? Yesterday's? Tomorrow's?
Do i have your chin? Do you want it back?

 

[Clickbait]

Hoping that Moley earns some of his percentage (albeit recently of very little) if she really is drinking heavily given his well documented issues with alcohol.

 

[pinkstar16]

Chaz not at the family dinner? He’s 100% legged it to greener pastures/shinier sinks

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She’s going to wear her Earnings??? She doesn’t have any Earnings!! Is this OF Speak? She going naked??

 

[Bubblepink]

Whats with the God stuff on her IG? And WTAF does this mean?!!!
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[Clickbait]

He's using an iPhone 12 case for his iPhone X... case closed.

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[Facehugger]

Do we think Lozzer bizness woman of the year would have had any chance of forcing an NDA?! She's not got a pot to piss in so isn't going to be lawyer-ing up to get that sorted in the 5mins before she got knocked up by him or any time since, I would say.

Old Oddbod was sensible enough to refuse to sign an NDA when he was with Skanky, so I hope he hasn't signed one for Lozzaraptor either.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I wonder if she still smokes.....

Hey @265

a couple of weeks ago she posted a picture of herself sitting outside on her table and in her corner was a lit cigarette. So yep. And no doubt the smell on her and Charlie is wafting all over bubba. And they’re probably south oh they keep the door open and the smoke wafts in. Massive cause of Bronchitis for babies is second hand smoke!!!

We all know BBL (Beggy Big Loz) sent this to herself, she’s already begging birthday stuff, BYG (Bewful Young Gel) is very organised isn’t she?

Yep exactly what I thought. Trying to drum up interest like she’s so so so popular. She’s probably still embarrassed from the birthday party Charlie held for her with Pringle’s and Mr Kiplings as food - the party where those Pringle pictures got deleted the next day. . Remember the week before Charlie’s was begging on his Instagram for caterers and a DJ and balloons and I think only a pair of balloons turned up