That's hilarious, well spotted. I'm surprised even 1M would look at her fake photos (the ones she hasn't blacked out). Though maybe it's because it's New! magazine and they're shared on the back of other accounts.Notice how she's blacked out the engagement rate of the middle 3 picsThat'll be taken from her 'business' analytics page from insta, posts shown in order of views. If she's embarrassed about number of views from only 6 posts down that shows she knows nobody is paying her attention.
Also you're not 20 love, there is more to life than social media numbers.
I'm trying to figure out what body part that freckled, wrinkled mound of flesh is. And I've just woke up! Argh!Why? Just WHY is this necessary?????View attachment 843991
I think she was meant to write ..... " she my little best mate .. a ... BALLOh Lordy, TEEFS alert.
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(Probably also at pains to highlight they're still together).
"she my little best mate a" ?!?! Is she drunk? PLEASE don't treat your child as your "best mate". We all know how that goes. Possessiveness, over-sharing, no boundaries or discipline.
It's definitely a modern phenomenon, I'm not sure if it's related to age though, not in our Loz' case at least because she's a few years older than meI'm starting to wonder if talking in stilted, grammatically-odd sentences is a way of communicating quickly, or something younger people do (Lauren is younger than me), an evolution from txt spk and acronyms.
My brother (who is 13 years younger) usually sends weird sentences when he's walking to the gym, out at the supermarket, football, etc. Like today's "Can try it again when get back and let me know if get the verification".
I swear to God he's not thick, but it is blimmin' irritating, even though I love him to bits.
No, I know exactly what you mean. She writes and therefore thinks, in a very simple, immature way and comes across as either endearingly optimistic or gullible depending on how kindly you want to look at itWith learning disabilities (no offence). Does she have any qualifications apart from the fluke injection course? Although having a baby is great, what else does her life have? She literally does nothing all day, everyday apart from eat and ask Instagram for freebies. Her life is so dull in that grey house
Hey @265I wonder if she still smokes.....
Yep exactly what I thought. Trying to drum up interest like she’s so so so popular. She’s probably still embarrassed from the birthday party Charlie held for her with Pringle’s and Mr Kiplings as food - the party where those Pringle pictures got deleted the next day.We all know BBL (Beggy Big Loz) sent this to herself, she’s already begging birthday stuff, BYG (Bewful Young Gel) is very organised isn’t she?
It's definitely a modern phenomenon, I'm not sure if it's related to age though, not in our Loz' case at least because she's a few years older than me
No, I know exactly what you mean. She writes and therefore thinks, in a very simple, immature way and comes across as either endearingly optimistic or gullible depending on how kindly you want to look at itthere is no wisdom to be found in her. We all know that you can't hold men down who don't want kids simply by having one and yet that is her advice to (herself) a follower. And she has NO idea that her begging for freebies is so transparent, or that everyone knows what she really looks like.
I'm sorry I brought shame to the thread, what was I thinking. I need homeopathic medicine! BYG is indeed nashunul treshah, and also ball.
She is wize bewfelyungel, stop picking on bewfel LozZa xxx
It's actually staggering to think she got a magazine column at all. Most of the time I need to re-read her internet burblings because I can't understand them. How did she communicate with the New! magazine staff leading up to the "birth diary"? Because I doubt her emails would have been that articulate, either.No wonder she got the sack from whichever magazine she had a column in. They probably got fed up of deciphering for her.
can you imagine the exchanged glances after she'd submitted her first columnNo wonder she got the sack from whichever magazine she had a column in. They probably got fed up of deciphering for her.
I just wonder about the intellect of the sort of moron who asks this one for advice? I mean REALLY?????View attachment 843634
look at where the comma is and there is a space after them in both the question and answer. Busted Lozza! We know you can’t spell and grammar is not your thing
and she contacted a homeopathy you know; not a homeopathic…
I worked at one of those gossip mags in their hey day and basically the journalist would ring up the 'columnist', let them ramble on for 20 mins then hang up and then write what they wanted..It's actually staggering to think she got a magazine column at all. Most of the time I need to re-read her internet burblings because I can't understand them. How did she communicate with the New! magazine staff leading up to the "birth diary"? Because I doubt her emails would have been that articulate, either.
And (maybe not counting DM writers) there are journalists out there slogging it out on local papers, working their way up the ladder, post-degree. Yet a thick, fake, boring old lump like Loz gets a page in a magazine because she was once in a "reality" programme! It's obvious she wasn't getting enough engagement or coming up with juicy content, as they binned her pretty quickly once they realised.
In that case, the journo tasked with interpreting her word salad deserves a medal. Maybe he/she couldn't handle it any longerI worked at one of those gossip mags in their hey day and basically the journalist would ring up the 'columnist', let them ramble on for 20 mins then hang up and basically write what they wanted..
Crikey la'rapture was definitely born earlier than loz said.We all know BBL (Beggy Big Loz) sent this to herself, she’s already begging birthday stuff, BYG (Bewful Young Gel) is very organised isn’t she?
Presumably learning what not to do?I may or may not have just reported that boob clenching photo in IGit’s literally churned my guts.
Again- intimating that she might have her kitty out in this photo with larosex.
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another baby born to a cretin thenI may or may not have just reported that boob clenching photo in IGit’s literally churned my guts.
Again- intimating that she might have her kitty out in this photo with larosex.
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Now I really do feel sorry for LaNeedsEarPlugs because Goodger said yesterday she talks to her all the time, she’s literally making her daughter dumber with each word. This baby’s going to have bad pronunciation, bad accent, improper sentences, poor we bub!!! She’s not going to have a good start in life.
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