Oh do shut up Lozza, you thick twat! Some people are certain they don't want children, and never want to be parents, staring at a baby won't necessarily change that you dumbo! You don't know what that's like, so do be quiet.
Oh do shut up Lozza, you thick twat! Some people are certain they don't want children, and never want to be parents, staring at a baby won't necessarily change that you dumbo! You don't know what that's like, so do be quiet.How is it not fair? If he doesn’t want kids then that should be respected. I’m surprised she hadn’t told that girl to poke pins in his condoms
I would pay good money to see Chunk run, maybe if we told him there was a few fellas around a sink that would budge him.‘He will change mind once see beautiful face’ what an idiot. I’m sure he would have run a mile by then. Which Chunk will be doing in the near future.
What is the mentality of a person who respects Lauren's advice? She who clung on like a limpet to her bad boy jailbird boyfriend, got pregnant within five minutes of her arranged zeleb hookup with Skanky's sloppy seconds and still makes the odd passive-aggressive dig about Mark Wright (as if that talentless, self-obsessed dullard was a catch, anyway).How is it not fair? If he doesn’t want kids then that should be respected. I’m surprised she hadn’t told that girl to poke pins in his condoms
I thought of the movie Run Fatboy, Run (!) when I read that. Charlie did make a declaration a few months ago he was going to get clean (diet-wise) and hit the gym, guess that hasn't really happened. I've said something similar before, but he is quite a good-looking guy (no, really) and he has youth on his side. He could get his mojo back if he really wanted to.I would pay good money to see Chunk run, maybe if we told him there was a few fellas around a sink that would budge him.
Ha, my old Dad was terrible! At 83, from a man who'd been a sergeant in the RAF, I'd get a text saying 'Gi mi an O' meaning give me a ring!I'm starting to wonder if talking in stilted, grammatically-odd sentences is a way of communicating quickly, or something younger people do (Lauren is younger than me), an evolution from txt spk and acronyms.
My brother (who is 13 years younger) usually sends weird sentences when he's walking to the gym, out at the supermarket, football, etc. Like today's "Can try it again when get back and let me know if get the verification".
I swear to God he's not thick, but it is blimmin' irritating, even though I love him to bits.
Dreary Deidre from DagenhamLarge Lozzington is an agony aunt too now judging by the very articulate and engaging questions she's deciding to answer on Insta tonight.
My mum used to type nn2r at the end of texts.Ha, my old Dad was terrible! At 83, from a man who'd been a sergeant in the RAF, I'd get a text saying 'Gi mi an O' meaning give me a ring!
Dear Pom , please could I have a vip badge if you have the time?
I shat on the other side.It was you? Poor Larose took all the blame for it. Did you see BYG or Ch’Arg out in the wild?
Just realised Lauren is wearing some sort of vest (hopefully not a crop top) and white pants in that picture. Mercifully the text (and LaRose) hides most of her.Lozza you dont go out so how can everyone be stopping you saying how amazing she is??View attachment 843628someone please translate this
You did what? That poor child when Lauren finds out! She’ll be back on her 'highly anticipated' OF before long so she can afford a new sofa. Lauren, I’m begging you, don’t! I’m not ready to see new OF advertisementsMy mum used to type nn2r at the end of texts.
No need to reply.
Then she decided it was a waste of letters.
It's now nn.
My favourite was recently, she texted to say thanks for some note pads.
It said
So luvly2cu n t pads....
Cunt pads.
Makes me laugh every time i see it.
Dear Pom , please could I have a vip badge if you have the time?
Then i will truly feel Speshul.
A fank oooo
I shat on the other side.
So when loz gives up begging for cleaners and flips the stained by baby side over, she's going to get one hell of a surprise!
Thanks for that, didn't know The Addams Family was being repeated.Let’s do a Q&A with me, myself and I as I can’t bear to watch itvbe at 9 and see the family that I was so desperate to be part of and loved by
Ewwwwwww!!!Just realised Lauren is wearing some sort of vest (hopefully not a crop top) and white pants in that picture. Mercifully the text (and LaRose) hides most of her.
Showing off the new teef again thoughOh Lordy, TEEFS alert.
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(Probably also at pains to highlight they're still together).
"she my little best mate a" ?!?! Is she drunk? PLEASE don't treat your child as your "best mate". We all know how that goes. Possessiveness, over-sharing, no boundaries or discipline.
I expect Lawose will be requiring champagne, caviare on dem biskit fings and 100,00 pink balloons.We all know BBL (Beggy Big Loz) sent this to herself, she’s already begging birthday stuff, BYG (Bewful Young Gel) is very organised isn’t she?
She's gone all Mystic Meg on us!!!Yeah like you even had a covid test Loz, and no bronchitis is not the same you stupid bitchView attachment 843548View attachment 843550and writing questions to herself after reading on here about Charlie doing a runner
View attachment 843558and this one, guarentee she has/will be splitting up with Chaz and making it sound like its all ok to do it by yourself, guess what Lozza? Its really hard bringing up a baby alone, you really have no idea now piss off
Maybe so Lozza IF had you given up the fags, but you haven't have you?Why? Just WHY is this necessary?????View attachment 843991
That poor baby looks so sad. And why is she propped up on a pillow with a duvet over her? The Big Gel really is a moron.We all know BBL (Beggy Big Loz) sent this to herself, she’s already begging birthday stuff, BYG (Bewful Young Gel) is very organised isn’t she?
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